The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
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"I said a barrel, not a hoghead!"
Would be a good punchline.
A great low-cost fixer upper of a joke. Could be good for a starting jokeowner, or as a short-term investment.
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Because we don't have a "Cursed Images" thread and I'm too to make one, this will go here.
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@Tsaukpaetra not true. My aunt maintained a chicken estate wagon.
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Khoisan seems like a strange language at first, but then it clicks.
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@Zecc said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Khoisan seems like a strange language at first, but then it clicks.
' ' ' ' ' !
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Give dyslexics a baker.
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@Zecc The Pad Bun Thread is
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@Tsaukpaetra h'mm. That's 2 std dev over your factory spec. You should get that looked into.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Zecc said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
baker
It took me 14.9 seconds to anagram that out...
Any longer and you would have had to take a legally mandated safety brake
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Does anyone have a detailed explanation for why people raise their arms when saying goodbye or hello to people at a distance?
Every explanation I've found involves a lot of hand-waving.
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@JBert said in The Unofficial Funny Comic Strips Thread®:
This should go in the bad jokes topic.
Too late! Here's one for you though:
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@HardwareGeek
Get of my green green grass of home with these terrible jokes
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@boomzilla They never specifically said she wasn't forceably pushed out an airlock....
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A group of falcons is called a cast.
A group of dolphins is called a pod.
So when you watch the Atlanta falcons play the Miami dolphins you are actually watching a podcast
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@boomzilla Yeah, that's the only problem with that.
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Why don't dinosaurs make good pets?
Because they are dead.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Why don't dinosaurs make good pets?
Because they are dead.
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@LaoC said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Zecc said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Give dyslexics a baker.
Dyslexics of the world, untie!
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
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Two men walk into a bar.
The third one ducks.
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I have a lot of jokes about unemployment.
But none of them work.Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
They're very good at it.Why do elephants paint their balls red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries.How do you get 4 elephants in a Volkswagen Beetle?
Two in the front seat and two in the back.How can you tell if there are elephants in a church?
You see the Beetle parked outside.
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I was obsessed with the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
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@Gern_Blaanston my wife was not amused by any of these.
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What do you do if a Belgian throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
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@PleegWat said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
What do you do if a Belgian throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.When I was a kid I heard this as, "The Italians threw a hundred grenades at the Greeks, and the Greeks pulled the pins and threw 'em back."
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
Is this a No Soap Radio kind of a joke?
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@jinpa I don't think so. I think it's a lame pun utilizing something everybody tells you English does not have, but it does—diminutives.
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@Bulb I agree on the lame part. What makes it so extremely lame is that no one has ever said that English doesn't have diminutives, but "sleevies" isn't one of them, unless you think that every time a parent makes up a word for their two year-old, it gets added to the language.
But the "joke" was certainly an on-topic post, so no one has a right to complain.
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@jinpa said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
unless you think that every time a parent makes up a word for their two year-old, it gets added to the language.
That's precisely how English works. Even officially so. Every word is cromulent if it is understood.
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@Bulb I wish to offer my sincerest contrafibularity to the above assessment of the English language.
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@Arantor said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
contrafibularity
On the contrary, I very much want my fibula in my leg, exactly where it belongs. Both of them, in fact, one in each leg.
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@HardwareGeek does the phrase “you’re pulling my leg” mean anything in the context of “you’re having me on” or similar?
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@Arantor said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@HardwareGeek does the phrase “you’re pulling my leg” mean anything in the context of “you’re having me on” or similar?
Jerking my chain?
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@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Arantor said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
contrafibularity
On the contrary, I very much want my fibula in my leg, exactly where it belongs. Both of them, in fact, one in each leg.
Wouldn't the contrafibula be the bone opposite the fibula?
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@PleegWat said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
the bone opposite the fibula
That would be the tibia, aka shin bone. If we're going to call one of them "contra-something", the fibula should be the contra-tibia, because it's (partially) behind and against the tibia.
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@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@PleegWat said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
the bone opposite the fibula
That would be the tibia, aka shin bone. If we're going to call one of them "contra-something", the fibula should be the contra-tibia, because it's (partially) behind and against the tibia.
I wouldn't know that. My sister would, since she did anatomy in college. I only ever learned the Dutch names.
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@PleegWat I tend to get them confused. I remember the fibula is the smaller of the two (mnemonic: it's like a thin fiber compared to the bigger tibia), but I never remember which one is in front/behind/inside/outside the other. Maybe, having explained it to you, I'll remember now.
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@HardwareGeek After all, it's not exactly knowledge you need day-to-day.
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@PleegWat I don't think I've ever actually needed it.
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@Bulb said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Every word is cromulent if it is understood.