Classic: How Fucked Is My Database?
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mine still compiling but I checked the source ;)
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Was just wondering if you could store this list for me in your comments page.
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I can screen scrape your comments page if I need to get at my data.Hehe.
But the site itself is meh. Don't get it.
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Looks like it mostly just tells you to go and buy a "... For Dummies" book.
But do try telling it you're using MSSQL and running a nuclear reactor.
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From reading the linked article it basically turns out that the Russians blamed Microsoft for the Russians not configuring authorization on their database.
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http://howfuckedismydatabase.com/
SQLite and NoSQL take ages to load.
So either my connection is bad, or that is the joke?
this is good
Three years old packages in Debian?
Someone mixed up Debian and CentOS?
Edit:
Ubuntu: An ancient African word meaning "can't install Debian"
AFK, fetching a respirator. I nearly choked...
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http://isitjustonyxorservercooties.com/
I'm starting to click on all of these because there's enough crazy people on these forums...
OTFY
+1, though I think the term might be reserved for something else now:
http://what.thedailywtf.com/t/the-cupcake-thread-of-celebrations/3025/1731?u=onyx
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I'm starting to click on all of these because there's enough crazy people on these forums
How dare you! I'm not crazy! Now, back to ironing this haddock…
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though I think the term might be reserved for something else now
I ain't got time to keep up with everything
Is it in the Discopaedia?
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back to ironing this haddock
Do you use steam? I always had trouble with getting the last winkles out until I accidentally ran out of water one day. Now I always just do it dry, with the iron set on Linen.
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I ain't got time to keep up with everything
Is it in the Discopaedia?That's ok.
I don't think it is. I will not add it myself in any case. Adding such an entry is something that the community should do and agree on.
I mean, if I added it myself how would I ever even hope to keep pretending I'm not actually an egoistical bastard who thinks all of you lower creatures should just bow down to my will?
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I just found this in email section:
Name: Jon
Doesn't HTML5 fix this?How does that...
Wait...
Local storage! We can... Oh yeah, baby! I invented the next big thing!
Database servers? Pish! Too unreliable. Backups? What if all three fail?
I say we use browser local storage! Our clients are our DB! Every client gets the complete DB (encrypted, of course. ROT13 followed by BASE64, most likely) on their machine! Imagine the speed gains for users.
We can use P2P structure over WebSockets to sync all the data. For new clients who don't have the complete copy yet we use the same infrastructure to pull data from fastest nodes first. Oh, oh, AND we can send any tasks like subqueries to separate machines, too. Why should only your machine execute the whole query? Spread the work!
Now that is what I call cloud computing! Paging @accalia, that SQLite thing needs to go!
Filed under: What men in white coats?
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Paging @accalia, that SQLite thing needs to go!
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pull request denied for reasons of maintaining what little sanity i still have.
in other news:
yip yip kyon yip bark kyon yip.
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Gotta share! Gotta share!
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I spotted a serious problem in that site.
It seems to think Oracle is OK. As long as you have money anyway.
I mean, people here at TheDailyWTF can tell you Oracle is TRWTF.
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If we had those millions, wouldn't we have better things to do than be here?
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just wanted to fuck with the previous commenter's parsing algorithm
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If we had those millions, wouldn't we have better things to do than be here?
Not really, no.
Ok, I may be posting this from a beach in the Bahamas in that case. But I'd still be posting here.
... that sounds pathetic, doesn't it?
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The MS Access one is spot on.
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I kind of want to register www.howfuckedismycountry.com and give control of the USA version to @boomzilla and @xaade, but I would just end up with a clone of www.conservapedia.com with a lot of rants about kids being on boomy's lawn peppered throughout.
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Nah, that site is silly. I only speak Truth.
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The fuckedness scale should factor in the distance from Belgium, surely?
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Hey! Access is as good as any other database! [spoiler] [/spoiler]
I say we use browser local storage! Our clients are our DB! Every client gets the complete DB (encrypted, of course. ROT13 followed by BASE64, most likely) on their machine! Imagine the speed gains for users.
We can use P2P structure over WebSockets to sync all the data. For new clients who don't have the complete copy yet we use the same infrastructure to pull data from fastest nodes first. Oh, oh, AND we can send any tasks like subqueries to separate machines, too. Why should only your machine execute the whole query? Spread the work!
But seriously now: if your page is popular enough, you could actually run a large P2P database in your users' browsers. And I really want to see someone try that, not for production of course but for research.Can you imagine a browser-based torrent-like P2P network? Store a small part of copyrighted content in your cache and share it to others?
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I'm actually a moderate by America standards.
I just also have some personal convictions.
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I'm actually a moderate by America standards.
Oh really? Let's start another religious flame war and see how moderate you are. ;)
Filed under: I would actually agree with your statement, but I still like to give you a raft of shit.
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beleted - everyone I wanted to see this, already saw it.
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Can we just talk about how crappy Access is? Please?
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Can we just talk about how crappy Access is? Please?
I second the motion. I started the joke, I say we let it die.
Buuuuuuuuut, I have slipped from the 5%. This could get me back in.
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Excel is much better. More flexible. Discourse should use it as its backend.
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Let's start another religious flame war and see how moderate you are.
You sound like a Leftist, confusing politics with religion.
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Try telling people when they change from excel to reporting services that they need new tables to hold their hourly values.
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Can we just talk about how crappy Access is? Please?
I have nothing but fond memories of Access. I'm told severe trauma can do this to a person.
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You sound like a Leftist, confusing politics with religion.
You sound like a (Rightist?), who bases all of their politics off of their religion. ;)
<Yes, I realize you are not a religious person. I like giving you a hard time
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Would you two get off of each other's lawn.
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He started it.
Wait, no he didn't.
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You're all starting to sound like reasons to mute the thread.
Sigh... ok, I'm sounding a bit aggressive here. I am a bit, honestly, trying to quit smoking here so... But I'm really hoping we can not have another regpol flamewar thread?
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Seriously though, keep up the good work. It is not an easy thing to do and I wish you luck.
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Oh, you just chain yourself to the wall and swallow the key.
By the time it gets through your digestive tract...Oh, your wives don't do this?
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Would you two get off of each other's lawn.
Wait, they both own the same lawn? Communist!
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If you're not a socialist in your 20s....
then you took economics before sociology.
If you're not a capitalist in your 40s....
You're protected from socialist policies because you have a lifetime pension for 4 years of service.