đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘
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Should I do it? If I win, who wants fire?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
If I win, who wants fire?
I'm imagining Amazon not specifying what kind of fire they meant and at the award ceremony they try to hand someone the head of a flaming torch.
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@ben_lubar said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
If I win, who wants fire?
I'm imagining Amazon not specifying what kind of fire they meant and at the award ceremony they try to hand someone the head of a flaming torch.
Sorry, they rain-checked your imagination.
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@ben_lubar I imagined them lighting a fire at the Amazon rainforest.
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Not Just Another Nigerian Spammer. NO! This guy's legit.
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Filed under: When good(?) companies meet bad marketers
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That is a good new indeed!
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Wait, who locked my picture? And since when did I become a Men in Black?
Thanks, Google Translate:
I want to see unique pictures of anyone I know!
Wait, what was the original ask?
Filed under: Title of the page: "Wanna get fucked?"
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@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Wait, who locked my picture? And since when did I become a Men in Black?
Thanks, Google Translate:
I want to see unique pictures of anyone I know!
Wait, what was the original ask?
Filed under: Title of the page: "Wanna get fucked?"
Over 23.963 women?!
THEY HAVE 24 WOMEN NATIONWIDE?
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@ben_lubar said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Wait, who locked my picture? And since when did I become a Men in Black?
Thanks, Google Translate:
I want to see unique pictures of anyone I know!
Wait, what was the original ask?
Filed under: Title of the page: "Wanna get fucked?"
Over 23.963 women?!
THEY HAVE 24 WOMEN NATIONWIDE?
Yeah no thanks, I'll just hope for 1 woman, TYVM HAND.
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PROTIP TO VIRUS SPAMMERS
gmail blocks your shit
don't waste your time
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@ben_lubar said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
PROTIP TO VIRUS SPAMMERS
gmail blocks your shit
don't waste your time
Not everyone uses gmail. Spambots don't know or care what domain they're sending to.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@ben_lubar said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
PROTIP TO VIRUS SPAMMERS
gmail blocks your shit
don't waste your time
Not everyone uses gmail. Spambots don't know or care what domain they're sending to.
The spam bot in question obviously looks at the email address. It'd be simple to just skip well-known mail servers that are unlikely to accept the spam and focus on self-hosted businesses.
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@ben_lubar said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
The spam bot in question obviously looks at the email address.
Can you read spam bots' minds?!!???!?
How do they feel about being so tasty?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@ben_lubar said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
The spam bot in question obviously looks at the email address.
Can you read spam bots' minds?!!???!?
How do they feel about being so tasty?
It at least looked at it long enough to put my username in the title and the name of the zip containing a zip containing 45kB of JavaScript.
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@ben_lubar said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@ben_lubar said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
The spam bot in question obviously looks at the email address.
Can you read spam bots' minds?!!???!?
How do they feel about being so tasty?
It at least looked at it long enough to put my username in the title and the name of the zip containing a zip containing 45kB of JavaScript.
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You know username != domain name, right? Or am I ?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@ben_lubar said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@ben_lubar said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
The spam bot in question obviously looks at the email address.
Can you read spam bots' minds?!!???!?
How do they feel about being so tasty?
It at least looked at it long enough to put my username in the title and the name of the zip containing a zip containing 45kB of JavaScript.
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You know username != domain name, right? Or am I ?
Look, String.split returns an array containing multiple values, right?
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@ben_lubar said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@ben_lubar said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@ben_lubar said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
The spam bot in question obviously looks at the email address.
Can you read spam bots' minds?!!???!?
How do they feel about being so tasty?
It at least looked at it long enough to put my username in the title and the name of the zip containing a zip containing 45kB of JavaScript.
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You know username != domain name, right? Or am I ?
Look, String.split returns an array containing multiple values, right?
Doesn't mean the program pays attention to all values (if at all). You're assuming things....
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@ben_lubar said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
PROTIP TO VIRUS SPAMMERS
gmail blocks your shit
don't waste your timeThe incremental cost of sending extra automated emails is negligible. The waste of time would be adding the code to skip certain domains where some recipients might still be stupid enough to mark the attachment as not spam and download it anyway
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Posted for the impressive run-on sentences included within.
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@Onyx said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Posted for the impressive run-on sentences included within.
Well good! Maybe the Federal can make better use of the Legitimate USD than I ever could. After all, most places around here only accept Bastard USD. đž
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@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Maybe the Federal can make better use of the Legitimate USD than I ever could. After all, most places around here only accept Bastard USD.
No, the problem is not that places only accept Bastard USD; it's that that's the only kind you can use. Or have. Because any Legitimate USD you have immediately becomes a Bastard USD by virtue of ownership.
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Google's spam filter has the easiest job with the spam I get. Just filter all the email written in Portuguese.
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@devjoe said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Just filter all the email written in Portuguese.
But ... that will filter out my Nata de Lisboa order!
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@devjoe said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Google's spam filter has the easiest job with the spam I get. Just filter all the email written inPortugueseGerman.FTFM
NFC why my email is circulated to the German tinders, but I apparently am...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: it appears someone is trying to gain access to my yahoo account...
..... Why?
Speaking of...
This email... I'm not sure what to say.
Well, it was made in http://www.onlinehtmleditor.net or something, and sent by Outlook Express, so there's that...
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Why, Lydia? Why do you do such horrible things?
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@aliceif I always write my resignation letters in Excel, that way I don't have to calculate my leaving date, just use a formula based on when it're read
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@aliceif your Bluetooth headphones disconnected, we can all hear that music you're playing. And we all want to ask: "Why?!?"
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@Onyx Nah, I was using wired ones.
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This is the third one of these I've gotten today:
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@boomzilla said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
This is the third one of these I've gotten today:
Obviously you haven't closed the ticket!
I got one from a friend:
- "Please review the documents here(a link) and let me know any comments" (not exact, but close enough - the "here" was a bit.ly link).
- So I replied since it was a known address to me "you may want to change your password. looks like you've been hacked"
- They responded "no it's really me. please review ..." (that surprised me)
The link pointed to a .ir domain. Yeah. No. (I did find out of to preview a bit.ly link before following it - just append a '+' to the url.
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So my dad got this email and forwarded it to me because it had the domain I used when I was like 10 years old in it.
Protip: if anything explicitly says it's not a scam and that it's in compliance with the CAN-SPAM act, it's probably a scam and it's probably spam.
I looked at the links in the email and they all go to the same domain: a subdomain with my old domain name mashed into it of a domain with this registrant:
Registrant ID: YV_61518022 Registrant Name: yang yong Registrant Organization: yang yong Registrant Street: xiang zou qu cui xiang jie dao 171 Registrant City: Guangdong Registrant State/Province: Guangdong Registrant Postal Code: 519000 Registrant Country: CN Registrant Phone: +86.18996522571 Registrant Phone Ext: Registrant Fax: +86.18996522571 Registrant Fax Ext: Registrant Email: jiniskm@[redacted]
Miami Beach, Florida is in Guangdong, China, right?
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@ben_lubar said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
So my dad got this email and forwarded it to me because it had the domain I used when I was like 10 years old in it.
Is it an Ill-fated IMA for slayers or you were talking about Lamas Layers ?
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@dse said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Lamas Layers
That's what I eventually retconned it to spell.
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@ben_lubar said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
dong
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@dse said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Lamas Layers
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@boomzilla Where do I sign up?
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@boomzilla said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@dse said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Lamas Layers
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@boomzilla
I don't get it ... what does he layer?
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@Luhmann Your mom.
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@boomzilla said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Your mom.
She is neither an onion nor an ogre
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@Luhmann said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
what does he layer?
Lay 'er? I hardly know 'er!
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@Luhmann Is she a cake? Cakes have layers.