The Official First World Problems Thread™
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Excuse me, the phrase you're looking for is MurderDeathKill
..... i know that movie..... Stalone was in it right?
that one where he was frozen in prison and woken up later to recapture this super bad dude that had been done the same but escaped (how‽).... right?
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It's Demolition Man, and yes, Stallone was in it.
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Btw, do they have to agree to actually wear them?
I assume so.
You will have to agree to update what you get up to in them on HistoryTag.
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I wear jeans in the garage. They get grunged up with grease and oil and gasoline. I don't wash them because that shit gets into everything else you own. I'm going to try to join this program.
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I wear jeans in the garage. They get grunged up with grease and oil and gasoline. I don't wash them because that shit gets into everything else you own. I'm going to try to join this program.
I have a pair of Kirkland jeans specifically for the garage.
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They get grunged up with grease and oil and gasoline. I don't wash them because that shit gets into everything else you own.
Worse yet, the fumes might just get into your washer motor if you try -- anyone with appropriate qualifications and PPE wish to blow up a washer for experiments' sake?
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that one where he was frozen in prison and woken up later to recapture this super bad dude that had been done the same but escaped (how‽).... right?
That is the BEST MOVIE.
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Dude, you ain't even a millionth of the way to troll.
Waiting for some uber-nerd on this forum to create the conversion guide from irked -> miffed -> vexed -> rankled -> trolled. Probably Ben L.
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Dude, you ain't even a millionth of the way to troll.
<small>Waiting for some uber-nerd on this forum to create the conversion guide from irked -> miffed -> vexed -> rankled -> trolled. Probably Ben L.</small>
And it will be in Go, so no one will really read it.
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Dude, you ain't even a millionth of the way to troll.
Eh...you keep responding, so I'm open to a different modifier...flyweight? bantamweight? featherweight? But definitely some kind of trolling.
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I respond because the "rankle" wordplay is funny, not because I have been trolled.
And in any case, the goal of trolling is to get the victim to put a lot of thought and effort into the response, and I guarantee I ain't spend more than 4 milliseconds thinking about these.
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I love that movie SO MUCH, one of my favorites. The future world they created was so insanely ridiculous, it's like someone asked Gene Roddenberry to describe the future and nobody else was in the room to say "that's fucking stupid".
The only restaurant of any kind is Taco Bell! They were even making fun of their own product placement sponsors! Fucking hilarious.
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The only restaurant of any kind is Taco Bell!
Ah yes, the restaurant wars! And don't forget how they outlawed the exchange of any bodily fluids, You couldn't even kiss. I'd love to see @algorythmics in that future!
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You enjoy the perception of desiccated corpses?
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You enjoy the perception of desiccated corpses?
You think he'd kill everyone and commit unspeakable acts to their bodies?
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No, I think he'd shrivel up and die fairly quickly.
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No, I think he'd shrivel up and die fairly quickly.
Shriveling up seems unlikely. I think he'd be more likely to die by bursting.
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> blakeyrat:
Dude, you ain't even a millionth of the way to troll.
<small>Waiting for some uber-nerd on this forum to create the conversion guide from irked -> miffed -> vexed -> rankled -> trolled. Probably Ben L.</small>And it will be in
Golojban, so no one will really read it.FTFY
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The only restaurant of any kind is
Taco BellPizza HutFTFY
And the "Three shells" thing is something I still think about sometimes when I'm on the throne. That movie is great. And Sandra Bullock with those leggings... Grrrr!
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well she is!
thats the thing about movies... they're kinda timeless.
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I actually have a derilect washer sitting outside the garage. Wiring harness corrosion.
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FWP: checking into hotel with female friend for 1 night. Clerk "fixes" reservation to a single bed.
I have similar issues fairly often. I'm friends with most of my wife's friends (that she had before we met), and people see my ring and assume that they woman that I'm with is my wife.
For example, last month my wife was out of town, so I took our two dogs to the park with a friend and her dog. Most of the people at the park asked if all three dogs were ours.
Technically, they are........but that statement implies more than that.
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Right... You dawg!
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And the "Three shells" thing is something I still think about sometimes when I'm on the throne.
You don't know how the three seashells work? Pfffbt.
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@Some Hipster Website said:
You will have 20% of the sale.
So in effect you will be paid to wear jeans.
I would have loved someone to get 20% of the sale price for breaking in my Doc Martens
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I loved the end of the movie (after credits, IIRC) where Stallone says, "I figured out the three seashells-- that works SO MUCH BETTER!"
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It's Demolition Man, and yes, Stallone was in it.
Complete with an epic rant by Dennis Miller or else some other Dennis or just some other person .
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you keep responding, so I'm open to a different modifier...flyweight? bantamweight? featherweight?
superlight heavy middleweight?
I've seen wrestling weight rankings, that doesn't seem all that unlikely.
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and I guarantee I ain't spend more than 4 milliseconds thinking about these.
We can tell by your crappy spelling and grammer.
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Complete with an epic rant by Denis Leary
Which was actually my least favorite part, because it doesn't sound like something for that movie, it sounds like Denis Leary doing his stand-up act.
EDIT: Fixed quote and reply per updated information. Was originally replying on mobile and didn't care to check.
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Turns out she stayed here once before. On Valentine's day. With her girlfriend. And they were helpfully switched to a 2 bed room.
Yay heteronormality
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But why?
But why what? Why is it available? Why is it available only since 2.8?I assume so.
(@discoursebot needs a specialized message for broken quotes)You will have to agree to update what you get up to in them on HistoryTag.
You're clearly not a lawyer. I don't know how HistoryTag works, but I'm think of something like "Day 1: put them in drawer." "Day 182: took them out of drawer."I ain't spend more than 4 milliseconds thinking
I should get a database of potential future out-of-context quotes.
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@Zecc - Days Since Last Discourse Bug: 0
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FWP (don't know if anyone posted it already, it seems so obvious):
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FWP: when the youtube upload chooses to exclude
'muricayour country from being able to watch their video.
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FWP: when people confuse a screenshot of a YouTube error with a YouTube error.
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FWP: when people confuse a screenshot of a YouTube error with a YouTube error.
FWP: posting before you have finished your morning caffeinated beverage of choice....
filed under: whoops, that was a woosh
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FWP: forums without nested quoting forcing nested screenshots instead
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"eeeh.... i could have gotten nested quotes. but i felt it more WTFy to screenshot. also i am le lazy"
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