The Official First World Problems Thread™
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@loopback0 said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra I have questions I don't want answered.
In this case you have questions no-one wants answered
It's the ... at the end that worries me the most, and that I definitely do not want answered.
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@HardwareGeek also, he capitalized Pinkie, which may be a typo, or may be referring to someone with that name.
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@Gąska said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
@HardwareGeek also, he capitalized Pinkie, which may be a typo, or may be referring to someone with that name.
Yeah keyboard autocorrected that. Hooves don't have a readable fingerprint anyways...
Now that's a FWIP right there...
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@Gąska would prefer this Pinky…
NARF!
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@Arantor und der Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain... AAAARGH!
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After over a year working from home, I've been asked to come into the office tomorrow.
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@error Wear pants.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
@error Wear pants.
What about my civil liberties?
IMy balls can't breathe!
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@error Does your company's dress-code forbid skirts or kilts?
Filed under: And if it doesn't, it might soon enough
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@error said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
@error Wear pants.
What about my civil liberties?
IMy balls can't breathe!Least you need to wear a bra.
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@Karla said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
@error said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
@error Wear pants.
What about my civil liberties?
IMy balls can't breathe!Least you need to wear a bra.
Moob shaming thread is
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@izzion said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
Least you need to wear a bra.
Moob shaming thread is
I'm pretty sure @Karla meant ball support.
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@Zecc said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
ball support
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I ordered the wrong sized indentured pics off amazon so now I have to order a different size and wait until tomorrow to get them.
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@DogsB the wrong-sized what now?
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@loopback0 said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
@DogsB the wrong-sized what now?
My thoughts exactly. I have the completely wrong word, and I can't find them on google.
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@boomzilla said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
OMG I was thinking, fuck, now I have to something different from the something I was planning to switch.
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@DogsB said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
I ordered the wrong sized indentured pics off amazon so now I have to order a different size and wait until tomorrow to get them.
@loopback0 said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
@DogsB the wrong-sized what now?
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@Zecc Thanks I hate it
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My favourite radio DJ has retired. I’ll have to find a new radio station to listen to in the afternoon.
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@DogsB said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
radio
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
radio
I hear it's great craic
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Buying a lot of shit off of Amazon and I have a dilemma. Do I have them posted to my Irish address for the sake of convenience? Or! Should I post them to my English address, badger someone into bringing them to me and maybe forget I bought them in the first place just to save 10 pounds in postage and vat? Life is so hard sometimes.
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@DogsB best to escalate immediately to international conspiracy, then.
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@DogsB said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
Buying a lot of shit off of Amazon and I have a dilemma.
Don't buy shit from Amazon. Dilemma solved.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
Don't by shit from Amazon.
Shit's stuff that you usually have to pay to have taken away.
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@dkf said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
Don't by shit from Amazon.
Shit's stuff that you usually have to pay to have taken away.
Ahem. Artisanal tanners?
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@dkf said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
Don't by shit from Amazon.
Shit's stuff that you usually have to pay to have taken away.
.... That explains why my shit is still here....
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
Don't by shit
HardG's account's been hacked!
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@Zecc said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
Don't by shit
HardG's account's been hacked!
Buy zombies.
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@Zecc Huh? Why'd you misquote me?
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I expensed so much this month that I have to wait until next month to get it all back.
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@JBert said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
Part of the more general "rip 'em off until they get used to it, then don't rip 'em off."
This is the basic mechanism for opiate overdoses - addicts get used to grossly cut drugs, and then one day they get some that's not cut as much.
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@remi said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
@remi I think you’re right about my miswording, I’d just been told at some point that that was the word for cheers in French and never questioned it - but then again I’ve never been to France as an adult where it would ever have come up…
A quick Google search says this is apparently a common misconception (due to the similarity to Spanish "salud", as @Zecc said, and a few other).
I'd never heard of it but of course whenever a English native speaker has an occasion to try and speak French, they butcher it so much that they could equally well be saying one or the other, for all that I understand
(yes, I know the reverse is also true)
Probably also due to similarity to salaud, which people are more likely to say when drunk.
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@jinpa said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
@JBert said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
Part of the more general "rip 'em off until they get used to it, then don't rip 'em off."
This is the basic mechanism for opiate overdoses - addicts get used to grossly cut drugs, and then one day they get some that's not cut as much.
What this world needs is a home-operable energy-efficient opium press.
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@boomzilla "Cutting edge" is most certainly not a quality I look for in my toilet paper.
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@GOG said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
@boomzilla "Cutting edge" is most certainly not a quality I look for in my toilet paper.
There’s a cutting the cheese joke in there somewhere but I’m too sober to make it.
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@izzion Does the phrase "paper cut" mean anything to you?
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@GOG said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
@izzion Does the phrase "paper cut" mean anything to you?
Well, I suppose you can always settle for a lesser brand of paper that just doesn’t cut it.
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@izzion Yes. Yes, I think I will.
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@izzion said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
@GOG said in The Official First World Problems Thread™:
@izzion Does the phrase "paper cut" mean anything to you?
Well, I suppose you can always settle for a lesser brand of paper that just doesn’t cut it.
Kirkland! One package has lasted thru all of COVID (so far).
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Find out what it is
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The waterfront properties are ironically owned by many of the same people who push the narrative that man-made climate change is going to cause apocalyptic sea level rises.
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@Watson Doing it in the most wasteful, unreliable and pompous way possible next to dropping it from a helicopter. Jood gob.