♘ The Knights of WTF
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Continuing the discussion from Poll: The Real Official Likes Thread - We are the Self-Belgiumation Society!:
I approve of this title, Good Lady Knight.
I don't know what my title should be however. Once we have assigned our titles, we should really create a thread so our deeds can live on in infamy.
Thus far the Order of the Knights of WTF:
- Lord Knight @Arantor of the PHP Hammer
- Lady Knight @Accalia++ of the Post-Incrementing Table
- Lord Knight @chubertdev of the Painful Overthinking Posts
- Lord Knight @anonymous234 of the Shorter Title
- Lord Knight @algorythmics, Keeper of the Purple Dildo of Deep Sphincter Penetrating Sexy Justice
- Lord Knight @loopback0 of the Not Understanding Some of the WTFs Brigade
- Lady @royal_poet, Marchioness of the Bohemian Arts and Wielder of the Black Iron Clamps of Doom
- Lord Knight @antiquarian of the Static Typing Brigade
- Lord Esquire @LurkerAbove of Must Be New Here
- Lord Knight @mott555 of Having No Idea WTF Is Going On Here
- Lord Knight @mikeTheLiar as the Worst of the Worst
- Lord Knight @Luhmann of That Tiny Place That Makes Nice Beer, But Whose Name We Dare Not Speak
- Sir @blakeyrat, Lord Knight of Profane Rants, Changing Goalposts, and Shoulder Aliens.
- Lord Knight @abarker, Master of the Frequently Shifting Avatar
- Lord Knight @Spencer of the Paradoxically Ahead In Time Yet Behind Current Events
- Lord Knight @OffByOne, Destroyer of Stackframes, One of the
TwoThree Things Hard In CompSci - Lord Knight @dkf, Knight Pendant of the Order of Dickweeds
- Lord Commander @boomzilla, Archwarlock of Anarchy
- Lord Knight @XanderTheGamer of Using Access Databases with Websites
- Lord Knight @HardwareGeek, Knight Pendant of the
YaaaawnBoring Lectures - Lady Knight @RaceProUK of the Ancient Study of Furries and Anthros
- Lord Knight @Onyx Of The Adherents Of The Repeated Meme
- 雲騎尉 (Yúnjíwèi) @tar, Knight Commandant of the Cloud, Sentinel of the Seven Half-Gross Internal Server Errors
- Lady Knight @Yamikuronue, Cait Sith of Cupcakes and Winged Messenger of Sekrets
- Peasant Knight @Jaloopa of the Ex Pedantic Nobility
- Lord Knight @tarunik of the Iron Horses
- Lady Knight @CarrieVS of the Fair and Divine Mount of Unusual Phobias
Hono[spoiler]u[/spoiler]rable Mentions must go to:
- Baroness @PaulaBean of the Brillant
- codinghorror, knave of the overly
abused mod hammer of gamification - The Knights of IHOC Who Cannot Say
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Nominations for membership to the Order of the Knights of WTF should be made in writing, preferably with a fun title, to @Arantor.
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you realize of course that the next time i change my long name (i do that periodically) then that joke won't work anymore and i will likely have to change my title?
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you realize of course that the next time i change my long name (i do that periodically) then that joke won't work anymore and i will likely have to change my title?
Entries to the Knighthood are permanent. Each subsequent new title conferred upon you will be forever remembered. Our deeds shall live on in infamy!
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This thread promotes misandry.
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........... how?
no, i'm serious. how? i want to hear your reasoning on this.
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In case you haven't noticed, I like to make comments where people hurt themselves thinking about it.
For example, I asked someone the other day if storm troopers are Marvel or DC.
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In case you haven't noticed, I like to make comments where people hurt themselves thinking about it.
For example, I asked someone the other day if storm troopers are Marvel or DC.
RIGHT. I'LL DO YOU FOR THAT.
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Ok, enough Life of Brian quotes.
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Ok, enough Life of Brian quotes.
I dub thee Lord Knight chuberdev of the Painful Overthinking Posts.
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So I guess I can be the Lord Knight of the Does-not-actually-have-any-real-life-skills-but-is-willing-to-learn-please-hire-me?
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I'll second the nomination. unless any, excluding the nominee, oppose motion shall carry.
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Too late, already done and done.
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So I guess I can be the Lord Knight of the Does-not-actually-have-any-real-life-skills-but-is-willing-to-learn-please-hire-me?
Shorter title please. DANCE DANCE FOR ME
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Yes. Lord Knight of the Shorter Title. I like it.
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I hereby dub thee Lord Knight anonymous234 of the Shorter Title. May your WTFs be inspiring and awesome.
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As do mine, on multiple registers
If I could find you the correct title, I would so dub you a Knight of WTF.
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If anyone deserved to be
Knight of the purple dildo of sexy justice
then i think @algorythmics would be the best bet.
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If anyone deserved to be
Knight of the purple dildo of sexy justice
then i think @algorythmics would be the best bet.How say you, @algorythmics?
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I dunno, it needs a sphincter in there somewhere
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Then you figure out a title and I will dub thee so and induct you into the Knighthood of WTF.
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how does
keeper of the purple dildo of sexy justice, guardian of the sphincter of the nether world
sound?
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wait.. @algorythmics get two titles‽
i want two titles! :-D
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how does
keeper of the purple dildo of sexy justice, guardian of the sphincter of the nether world
sound?
I approve of the two titles but then everyone will want too - just like @accalia does.
One title it is.
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keeper of the purple dildo of sexy justice, guardian of the sphincter of the nether world
what about
keeper of the purple dildo of deep sphincter penetrating sexy justice
?
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I approve
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Then, I dub thee Lord Knight algorythmics, Keeper of the Purple Dildo of Deep Sphincter Penetrating Sexy Justice. Go forth and WTF!
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How do I get nominated?
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Suggest your knightly title, good sir.
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If you want to emulate my success, rock around the forums saying whatever disgusting thing pops into your mind.
I will give you 1 to 1 tuition in exchange for the price of a night with a high end trans prostitute
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Sir Antiquarian of the Static Typing Cavalry? I don't think I'm very good at this.
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Stupid me, I've been using suckpuppets all my life for that!
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I think there is far too much friction involved in a blowjob from a sock puppet.
but maybe that's just me
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Sir Antiquarian of the Static Typing Cavalry? I don't think I'm very good at this.
If you are satisfied with that title, I would dub thee so.
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Sir Loopback0 of the I Don't Understand Some Of The WTFs Here Brigade?
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I hereby dub thee Lord Knight loopback0 of the Not Understanding Some of the WTFs Brigade. Go forth and may your WTFs be mighty.
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this thread is adorable :)
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Join us!
come to the dark side!
we have s
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Who made you all knights? I didn't vote for you!
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I always wanted to be a Marchioness, not a Knightess. XD
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well since @arantor is just a lowly knight like me we really do need someone to actually hand out the titles....
would you accept
Marquess @royal_poet of the holy order of the gold plated WTF
?
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Can I be "Sir Mott555 of I have no idea WTF is going on here"?
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hahahaha I was suggesting to Arantor earlier Lady @royal_poet, Marchioness of the bohemian arts and wielder of the black iron clamps of doom.... or some such. I forget.
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Lady @royal_poet, Marchioness of the bohemian arts and wielder of the black iron clamps of doom
THE CLAMPS!(@accalia aproves!)
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If you are satisfied with that title, I would dub thee so.
Not entirely:
:s/Cavalry/Brigade/
Better!
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Listen, some PHP enthusiast on some backwater website distributin' s is no basis for a system of honours. Supreme honorific distinction derives from acknowledgement by the masses, not from some farcical digital ceremony.
BTW, can I be LurkerAbove Must be New Here Esquire?
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail's my favorite.
I'd apply for a knighthood but I'd have to think of a title.