๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.
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I was born 8388 days ago.
This will be relevant soon.
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YouTube gave me an early birthday present!
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@ben_lubar said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
YouTube
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@JazzyJosh I agree: 66 releases is worth celebrating
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2k commits is the obvious one.
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@JazzyJosh said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
17 contributors is the obvious one.
Ah, how could I have missed that!
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@Yamikuronue I rescind any cupcakes for @RaceProUK
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@JazzyJosh said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
rescind any cupcakes
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@JazzyJosh said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
@Yamikuronue I rescind any cupcakes for @RaceProUK
Harumph! I'll just get my own!
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@Yamikuronue :D
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@Yamikuronue no cupcakes for @sockdevs (other than @RaceProUK) though?
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@JazzyJosh said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
@Yamikuronue no cupcakes for @sockdevs (other than @RaceProUK) though?
I got two notifications for this post
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@JazzyJosh said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
2k commits is the obvious one.
we're still 48 commits short of that milestone though.
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@accalia Github disagrees.
I'm assuming Github counts PR merges in that count?
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@JazzyJosh said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
@accalia Github disagrees.
I'm assuming Github counts PR merges in that count?
Github says we have 2000 commits, that's 48 commits too low for a celebratory milestone.
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@accalia a while back my wife and I went out and parked in a car park with numbered bays. she looked at me confused when I saw we were in bay 256 and said "oh, cool. A nice round number, we'll be able to remember that".
You'd think she'd be used to me by now
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@accalia :zwj: ?
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@JazzyJosh said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
@accalia :zwj: ?
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I'm celebrating 23 years without being killed by a forgotten beast!
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@ben_lubar said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
I'm celebrating 23 years without being killed by a forgotten beast!
Yummy.
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My six-year old just now:
we have to save the earth, because otherwise we can't make any cupcakes!
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I'm celebrating the biggest update to my AI so far.
Highlights:
- Game runs at 100 fps regardless of hardware or other software.
- Added the ability for brokers to trade the entire fortress's supply of food for some twigs, a book about how arachnids copulate, and two cherries.
- The AI is less interested in watching people sleep.
- Dwarves will now remove clothing from goblins even if they are outside.
- Dwarves can now be girls for football.
- Immigrant mothers will still drop their babies on the floor, but now they'll go back to pick them up.
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@ben_lubar said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
Game runs at 100 fps regardless of hardware or other software.
Why is 100 FPS for a text-interface program an accomplishment?
Does the "regardless" apply to esoteric hardware, like a Centrino 1.6 GHz single-core CPU?@ben_lubar said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
The AI is less interested in watching people sleep.
But... That's where some of the most interesting things occur!
@ben_lubar said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
Dwarves will now remove clothing from goblins even if they are outside.
I see the sex trading is well in order...
@ben_lubar said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
Dwarves can now be girls for football.
Did they have to pretend to be boys before? :/
@ben_lubar said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
Immigrant mothers will still drop their babies on the floor, but now they'll go back to pick them up.
No natural mothers will continue to leave their babies on the floor. Oh well, it's an improvement I suppose...
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@tsaukpaetra said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
Why is 100 FPS for a text-interface program an accomplishment?
Because simulating materials is the most expensive part of any video game
@tsaukpaetra said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
Does the "regardless" apply to esoteric hardware, like a Centrino 1.6 GHz single-core CPU?
Yes. Just like Dwarf Fortress redefined "fun" so that losing is fun, the latest version of df-ai redefines "second" so it can run at 100 FPS even if it's running in a stack of emulators that end up executing one Dwarf Fortress CPU instruction per hour.
@tsaukpaetra said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
But... That's where some of the most interesting things occur!
Generally not interesting things being done by the sleeping dwarves. The AI will still follow a vampire murdering a sleeping dwarf and sucking them dry, for instance.
@tsaukpaetra said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
Did they have to pretend to be boys before?
@tsaukpaetra said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
No natural mothers will continue to leave their babies on the floor. Oh well, it's an improvement I suppose...
Babies born at the fort are generally picked up within moments of their birth. The only other times I've seen mothers drop their babies are combat situations where the mother is a soldier jumping at an enemy and times when the mother is wounded (such as by a falling tree) to the point where she can't hold the baby anymore.
In any case, if the baby survives until its first birthday, it becomes a child and no longer needs to rely on its mother for food and booze.
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@ben_lubar said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
Celebration of a revelation I just had: @ben_lubar's mind is warped enough that watching a video is equivalent to reading.
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@tsaukpaetra said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
@ben_lubar said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
Celebration of a revelation I just had: @ben_lubar's mind is warped enough that watching a video is equivalent to reading.
We do the reading for you! It's like an audiobook!
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@ben_lubar It is the shittiest audiobook tho, not gonna lie
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Now to start adding back all the shit I ripped out trying to fix this POS...
I finally did it! The app works in the Hostable Web Core!
No to package it all up in a portable environment...
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@tsaukpaetra said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
Hostable Web Core!
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@ben_lubar said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
I'm celebrating the biggest update to my AI so far.
Highlights:
- Game runs at 100 fps regardless of hardware or other software.
- Added the ability for brokers to trade the entire fortress's supply of food for some twigs, a book about how arachnids copulate, and two cherries.
- The AI is less interested in watching people sleep.
- Dwarves will now remove clothing from goblins even if they are outside.
- Dwarves can now be girls for football.
- Immigrant mothers will still drop their babies on the floor, but now they'll go back to pick them up.
@Yamikuronue no cupcakes? :(
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@ben_lubar
They got dropped on the floor when @Yamikuronue reimmigrated to the thread
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@ben_lubar said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
Immigrant mothers will still drop their babies on the floor, but now they'll go back to pick them up.
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@ben_lubar said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
In any case, if the baby survives until its first birthday, it becomes a child and no longer needs to rely on its mother for food and booze.
Wow, these kids are hard core!
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(You can hang onto them till spring, right? ;P)
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I guess it's been a year or something i dunno
time keeps marching on in a linear progression or some bullshit like that
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Probably the most realist reminder that I'm getting old as fuck.
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@luhmann said in Karla's Rants:
cilantro cupcakes
Appear to be a thing ... so enjoy them @Karla ... or don't
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@luhmann said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
@luhmann said in Karla's Rants:
cilantro cupcakes
Appear to be a thing ...
Ewww. Even if I liked cilantro, that's just not a good combo.
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@luhmann said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
@luhmann said in Karla's Rants:
cilantro cupcakes
Appear to be a thing ... so enjoy them @Karla ... or don't
Do not want.
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@hardwaregeek said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
Ewww. Even if I liked cilantro, that's just not a good combo.
I do like cilantro. But no. Just. No.
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@boner said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
I'm a dad again.
I'm a dad again again!
3 kids, all girls. Send help.
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@boner said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
3 kids, all girls. Send help.
Well, I'll have to wait for 15-18 years for that... ;)
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@boner said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
@boner said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
I'm a dad again.
I'm a dad again again!
3 kids, all girls. Send help.
Congrats!
You will need it.
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@boner said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
@boner said in ๐The cupcake thread of celebrations.:
I'm a dad again.
I'm a dad again again!
3 kids, all girls. Send help.