The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Probably dead bones.
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https://imgur.com/gallery/fd8N6
In case you didn't think that was funny, press "Next >"
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O_o
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've stated at it for a while, it doesn't seem to be changing...
I was jellypotatoed to your post and only now did I notice the typo. The strange loop runs deep.
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@DogsB Nobody can do ordinal suffixes any longer. I wanna punch people who write "21th" or "3st".
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I think this might be the wrong thread...
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't get it. What's so funny about the Olympics?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't get it. What's so funny about the Olympics?
Flags are wrong.
*edit
May as well throw in an oldie
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Flags are wrong.
now you have evidence just how not-awake I am...
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Flags are wrong.
The important one's not! </nationalistic trolling>
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For those of you who don't know, google says that's beer.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
google says that's beer.
Google is wrong. It's horse piss.
Filed under: I don't drink beer, so I have no horse in this race.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Google is wrong. It's horse piss.
I had an inkling, which is why I said "google says it's beer" and not "it's beer".
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For those of you who don't know, google says that's beer.
For those of you who don't know, Steve Purcell says that's the right kind of beer for Fizzball.
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@cartman82 THAT'S WHY YOU ALWAYS PUT THE CONSTANT TO THE LEFT OF THE ==!
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http://i.imgur.com/8AfhOUZ.jpg
(inb4 )
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@cartman82 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
!@$!!%**~#$!!!! broken-ass C syntax!!! And just where was the lint?
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@CoyneTheDup said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@cartman82 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
!@$!!%**~#$!!!! broken-ass C syntax!!! And just where was the lint?
Stuffed in someone's belly button, I suppose.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@cartman82 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That font is not monospaced. It feels wrong.
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@FrostCat No, it's why you use a language that uses := for assignment.
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@Zecc said in [The Official Funny Stuff Thread™]>
That font is not monospaced. It feels wrong.
Not as wrong as if(<BooleanIdentifier> = true) feels wrong.
For crying out loud, we have booleans so we don't have to say "= true"!
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Let me get this out of the way. In descending order of 1 2:
- writing assignment instead of comparison (introducing a bug and the demise of humanity)
- no braces around if-statement branches
- mixing camelCase and snake_case
- redundant comparison with true
- variable-width font
1 In my book
2 Non-exhaustive list
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Fuck vegans!
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@aliceif Real Tweet: https://twitter.com/gopteens/status/630057686063816704
I honestly can't tell if that's a parody account or not. Or a parody account with tons of idiotic followers who don't know it's a parody account.
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@FrostCat Holy shit, Joe Bob Briggs is still alive/writing!?
EDIT: meh. Not nearly as funny as his old drive-in movie reviews.
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@blakeyrat " The second reason it takes four days to check out at CVS is because they’re now forcing us to use that little computer chip on the credit card."
That's because they're using a goddamn Atom instead of a REAL cpu.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not nearly as funny as his old drive-in movie reviews.
One of the commenters explains: "Joe Bob used to write mostly about breasts and heads rolling, so he's not yet made the adjustment to the banal concision necessary for today's Millennial reader."
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@FrostCat Way out of print, but this is possibly the funniest book I've ever read:
Since "Joe Bob Briggs" is somewhere between a really strong pen name and an altogether fictional person, I wonder if it's even the same person writing today as then. I mean this shit was from the 70s.
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@blakeyrat that page starts the book review out with "Joe Bob Goes to the Drive In is the first book by John Bloom under the pen name Joe Bob Briggs. It consists of his movie reviews written between 1982 and 1985. Joe Bob was Bloom's satirical creation, allowing him to spoof stereotypical "redneck" Texan values while giving genuine praise to schlock films. It was not widely known until he was fired in 1985 that Briggs was not, in fact, a real person."
Of course that may not be true.
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@FrostCat Even at the time, if you thought Joe Bob were real, it'd be obvious that some of his escapades (and probably most of his girlfriends) were not. That whole "plotline" if you call it that about driving to France to see the films at Cannes was obviously fiction. Plus this was a time when humorists (famously Dave Barry for example) could make a lot of $$$ writing weekly newspaper columns, so it's not like the premise of a "fake" movie reviewer who's actually just a comedy writer would be shocking.
But who cares, like I said, it was fucking hilarious. The article you just posted pales in comparison. Oh well.
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@aliceif
aaaand you had to bring that to my memorytriggered