The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@FrostCat Black 9dd40c1fbe0755ea42b0a76d4fdaa752
This game sucks.
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@Jaloopa Of course not! The fuckers all run too fast!
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My friend just posted this to her Facebook it's a conversation with her 5 year old.
Random conversation with Jake.
Jake: mummy, when is the apocalypse day going to happen?
Me: Sorry, what?
Jake: you know, the apocalypse. When's it going to happen?
Random woman walking past: goodness me, let me know if there's going to be an apocalypse.
Me: Jake, what do you mean?
Jake: you know, when the sun covers the moon.
Me: Oh, you mean an eclipse, that's a very different thing to an apocalypse.
Jake: so what's an apocalypse?
Me: the end of the world.
Jake: oh, yeah I definitely don't want to see that.Well thank dog for that. I thought he knew something I didn't for a minute there
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@Onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
How many more black hunter2s are in the house? Woo!
I was blue hunter2 yesterday.
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@FrostCat Red Hunter2
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alicebluemariariismyjustice
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@Onyx cops got all the big ones.
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@Onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
How many more black hunter2s are in the house? Woo!
Was Alpha Hunter a week ago, back when I was snortin' that totally addictive Dihydrogen Monoxide shit.
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Just because I want to see how Jeffing may work in the future, here's a repost!
@dkf said in The Official Status Thread:
Behold! Here we see the larval form of the 737 in its native breeding grounds, hauling itself up on the bank of the river to bask between bouts of feeding on migrating salmon.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Some dude on reddit claimed to have talked for hours and thusly racked up a extremely expensive bill.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't believe you.
Sweden can't have tourism... it doesn't have a culture.
But they have umlauts!
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@aliceif said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But they have umlauts!
You have to be German to have that as a requirement for selection your holiday destination
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@aliceif said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
they have umlauts!
And there's nothing better on a cold winter's afternoon than a hot chocolate and a plate of chewy fresh-baked umlauts.
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@CoyneTheDup said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I have to use Keepass to keep track of them all.
This is required not only for passwords. Even trying to use a common login name, I still have several dozen. So I can never even remember who the hell I am on a website, let alone the password!
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"Ever fucked anyone famous?"
I sold some stuff to Drew Carey on Ebay and charged him double for shipping.
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Rush refused to cancel their show in North Carolina over the transsexual bathroom law.
Because the women's bathroom never get's used at a Rush concert.
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Worldstaaaar!
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't believe you.
Sweden can't have tourism... it doesn't have a culture.
Oi!
Anyway, this is more about calling a random swede and chit-chat about anything.
You may even be connected to the prime minister, if you're unlucky. Ask him about culture.
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"What do I do? Stay in the car?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtlsIwhZHLo
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Nothing drives like a
rental carcompany skid-steer loader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrtnIImGipg
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@flabdablet ... Prius floats better than I'd assume with those heavy batteries in it.
Remember that Knight Rider movie where they put KITT into like a 1957 Chevy and then they drove into the water, but it was ok for Micheal Knight because the passenger compartment was water-proofed, but the engine compartment wasn't and KITT died? I totally do.
OMG look at that movie poster:
That is the greatest thing ever.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@flabdablet ... Prius floats better than I'd assume with those heavy batteries in it.
So your Fusion doesn't float well?
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@aliceif said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
So your Fusion doesn't float well?
I plan to not try.
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@blakeyrat If you ever do, remember you're supposed to get out and swim.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Prius floats better than I'd assume
I believe that's actually a Honda Insight.
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@flabdablet You are indeed correct
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Heretic witch showing her 2 eyes and 4 nipples in public!!!
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@flabdablet said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@aliceif said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
they have umlauts!
And there's nothing better on a cold winter's afternoon than a hot chocolate and a plate of chewy fresh-baked umlauts.
More like mmmm-lauts, amirite?
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@cconroy Yüm.
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@cartman82 A bit morbid, but I guess it's funny?
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Excellent sorting!
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@FrostCat I calculated that I need to make 4 +13's if I want to do all the fractals. And that's like 8 months of doing Daily Completionist just for the money to buy the thermocatalytic reagents.
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@flabdablet said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yüm
That's German, not Swedish. Now if you håd used söme of these chäracters, you might be more on track…
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@dkf a møøse once bit my sister...
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's German, not Swedish
Looks more like Turkish to me.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@flabdablet said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yüm
That's German, not Swedish. Now if you håd used söme of these chäracters, you might be more on track…
With the exception of "håd", you got the right character in the right place with respect to how you pronounce the words. Had you written "häd", you would have had 3 out of 3. Nåt bäd!
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf a møøse once bit my sister...
But that would be a Nørwegian
møøseelg! (Swedish usesö
instead ofø
.)
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get your pedantry out of this thread!
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Run the video in the background and see if you can actually understand the accents.
I think @Polygeekery has a theory about Irish people speaking their own language that sounds vaguely like English when they're drunk. I suspect this to be true.