The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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That's not a real Jon Stewart quote, is it?
He hasn't done a show in almost a year now.
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That's not a real Jon Stewart quote, is it?
Nah, I'd expect him to know the difference between
who's
andwhose
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK9E24vWY9Q
how? and why?
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Cheaper than paying for a tow truck, presumably.
As long as you don't destroy your suspension, I guess.
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and as long as you dont have to push the brakes...
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Note that videos like that never come from the US. Remember the guy who had like a box truck with a transit van crammed inside with a economy car crammed inside the transit van?
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Note that videos like that never come from the US.
I would imagine that people try that shit here, but they just get caught by the cops a lot faster. I've seen the "little car in a Home Depot parking lot weighed down by so much lumber you'd expect the wheels to scrub the wheel well" once.
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Oh true. That was from the US.
The manager of the Home Depot actually wrote out a quick disclaimer and had the guy sign it before letting him load the lumber.
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Over here trailer rental is free for the first 2 hours with a purchase. Though that requires a car that can pull it, and you'll have to drive back to return it.
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Holy fuck, this can't be serious.
- Eliyzabeth's shift key got stuck.
- even Accalia spells better, pick any paragraph for an example.
- there's a colon like after every third word or so and randomly strewn angle brackets and asterisks throughout the all-caps text.
- what does this even mean?
- 140 bucks for this piece of shit?
Everyone knows priests need the children.
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what does this even mean?
Schizophrenia is a thing that exists.
There's really not much more to it than that.
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Yahoo News writer being so stupid he can't tell the difference between a sheep and a goat is funnier.
To their defence they know the difference between sheep and sheep:
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Ang as long as you don't care how your roof looks. Maybe he is taking both of those cars to the scrapyard?
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Central Philippine University
Communist Party of Ukraine
Chemical Protective Undergarments.
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So, which one was the correct choice?
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Filed under: I see what you did there
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...I think that's actually the textbook my psychology class used.
ETA: Or maybe not. Google seems to think it's a volcano:
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###Realistic hacking in Mission Impossible###
https://youtu.be/TsBMjwXoTd8
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Artillery shell from pro gloss was enough to end the media march Ahmed Abu Hamza 07/11/2015
That's what google translate says. Basically, ISIS dude was recording some propaganda and gets taken out by artillery.
Some of the translated comments are more amusing than typical youtube comments:
Battle Child Did you know you haram son and the son of a whore, my donkey Aadb Aaoesch Aaafn God damn it
It's like @JihadBlakey having a meltdown.
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I really want to know what brand of camera that was.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEQ0DLmVFr4
It gets everything right!
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This girl has never has never had to think about the crap her teachers have been feeding her, and was totally unprepared, lacking any kind of facts or numbers except to keep repeating about the 1% having all the wealth.
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How many of these have you earned?
I (apparently) qualify as a millenial, and I've earned them all except:
Can I substitute hot chocolate or apple cider? Maybe wassail? If one of those is an acceptable substitute, then I've earned them all. Bwahahaha!
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This girl has never has never had to think about the crap her teachers have been feeding her, and was totally unprepared, lacking any kind of facts or numbers except to keep repeating about the 1% having all the wealth.
He should have asked her what we'll do one Scrooge McDuck's swimming pool is drained.
LOL:
There's always going to be a top 1% in the US.
Yeah, and there'll always be a bottom 20% (or whatever). I wonder what her major is. Hmm... LinkedIn says, "Political Science, Minor in Sociology"
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A picture of you standing on something using a bullhorn always makes for a good first impression.
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He should have asked her what we'll do one Scrooge McDuck's swimming pool is drained.
LOL. He kind of did, but she had clearly been told there would be no math.
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A picture of you standing on something using a bullhorn always makes for a good first impression.
What if he's standing on something that's not using a bullhorn?
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A picture of you standing on something while using a bullhorn always makes for a good first impression.
Happy?
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LOL. He kind of did, but she had clearly been told there would be no math.
I posted my comment before I finished the video. But eventually he got around to talking about numbers and what would be able to fund what. Her response: "I just don't believe that."
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Indonesia’s anti-drugs agency has proposed building a prison on an island guarded by crocodiles to hold death row drug convicts, an official has said, an idea seemingly taken from a James Bond film.
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I just got an email from LinkedIn, and it had this:
I don't want to click on it to find out what they're really talking about because it can only be disappointing.
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INB4 the Australians would like a word....
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@FrostCat said:
The account is gone now, but this is supposedly what it was (that was her account):LOL. He kind of did, but she had clearly been told there would be no math.
I posted my comment before I finished the video. But eventually he got around to talking about numbers and what would be able to fund what. Her response: "I just don't believe that."
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Not so much funny, but somebody really tried with the captions for the photos, and there is only so much you can do.
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somebody really tried with the cations for the photos, and there is only so much you can do
Not a very polarizing article then I take it?
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I know there's a joke in there somewhere, I'm guessing it had to do with my typo - now corrected. :)
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I just finished an email to a customer with "well, that and crying over having to write XML, but at least I can drink to dull the pain."
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I don't want to click on it to find out what they're really talking about because it can only be disappointing.
"Unicorn" is the Bay Area douchebag term for "startup business that has grown to a market cap of over $1 billion".
After learning that I got down on my knees and thanked God I was part of the Seattle tech scene instead.
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After learning that I got down on my knees and thanked God I was part of the Seattle tech scene instead.
I am hearing it is booming, but is getting very much like the Silicon Valley.
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At least you know it is the time to invest in real estate, because soon no one will be able to afford one. Only if the weather was better over there.
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I think Seattle will do like a Star Trek thing and turn on the auto-destruct system.
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The world's largest porn site, Pornhub.com, reports a 10% drop in traffic the day Fallout 4 was released.