The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Amazingly, despite all his rage, no one has put @blakeyrat in a cage yet.
Good job of stay one up on Billy Corrigan, Blakey.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QI_DZgpPkg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUwRY_3Pnyg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T5E4cVwyBE
Filed Under: I don't need to tell you what the word was that was bleeped out, do I?
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Gonna take a PAWS here for people that don't listen to rock:
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THERE IS ONLY ONE GOOD SMASHING PUMPKINS SONG!
You can never ever leave without leaving a piece of you.
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Stephen Colbert really did a good job making that popular.
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Filed under: The Jeff is strong with this one
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It can't be, because "i" has already gone, or am I missing something?
Funny though.
Filed under: The internet hasn't ruined me, but I'd ruin her!
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Also, the three letter word beginning with "A" should be four letters. To be fair, I didn't notice until I looked to see if an "I" had been 'shopped out.
Still, you have to ask "... who would cause such a thing and why?... "
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Are you and @DoctorJones the British Joke Police™ or something?
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That's a good one! We all know that British people are incapable of humor.
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the three letter word beginning with "A" should be four letters
Airr?
No, "AIRE". That's ye olde Englishe spellinge.
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Oh we have a sense of humour all right, it is just that it can be so dry and cutting at times that it goes unnoticed until you see the blood starting to flow.
@loopback0 The Joke Police? Don't make me larf... That said, there should be something done about bad jokes that are not puns.
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Tim Cook once said, when asked about the Surface, that no one would want to combine a "refrigerator and a toaster". This was taken at the surface pro 4 launch. (source)
Microsoft shows some uncharacteristic style.
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An antology I happen to keep around. Printed in 1957. Still modern. Still a contradiction in terms.
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The inspiration behind George Osborne and Theresa May's "stance"
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@ScholRLEA said:
https://what.thedailywtf.com/uploads/default/optimized/3X/9/f/9fa66762959987c7894cfe0a4845d0429ed14abb_1_400x500.jpg
Notice that there's no birth control, but all the pregnancy tests you want. Ah, Republicans.
No, they do have birth control. It's in a totally different part of the store, because putting all the girls' toys in one section is sexist.
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https://what.thedailywtf.com/uploads/default/original/3X/7/3/73cea1c438ad58fffae933129f27e14656b52012.jpg
24. Billy is a sex fiend. <And the postman is a pedophile.>
Also, for some reason, Discourse now thinks I replied to myself. WTF.
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Billy could have received rather than gave.
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Amazing things, no? It doesn't matter whether you say you give one, receive one, or have one; they all mean the same thing.
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It doesn't matter whether you say you give one, receive one, ... they all mean the same thing.
Uh, those two meaning the same thing is dependent on context.
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What do they mean in the context of a kid pulling a couple bottles of wine in a toy wagon while the mailman watches him with a creepy smile?
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That is an excellent example of context showing giving and receiving not meaning the same thing
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Based on Billy's smile, I'm pretty sure he was giving as good as he got.
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https://i.imgur.com/gn8XwjC.jpg
why germany?
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Isn't it obvious, you need it for one of these TVs
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@anotherusername said:
Billy is a sex fiend.
Which one is Billy anyway?
He's hiding behind the hedge singing Gary Glitter songs in his head.
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No, they do have birth control. It's in a totally different part of the store, because putting all the girls' toys in one section is sexist.
Ah...ok. But...is it on "Back to School" sale?
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How are they ever going to catch that running koala?
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Someone sat down and drew/wrote that, instead of say, having a beer with their buddies, or spending time with loved ones.
Amazing.
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Bit harsh.
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If only they knew that Manbat is an actual DC villain:
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/0/4690/152600-163224-man-bat.GIF
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Every possible combination of words is a DC or Marvel character.
Sometimes I wonder why the superheros there even bother wearing funny costumes. At this point they're basically normal people, they should start wearing formal clothing, hire a small office downtown, a secretary and register as a company for the tax benefits.
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http://i.imgur.com/q0kLFlM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/TmBCkbe.jpg
Edit: whoa whoa whoa, my pictures appear SIDE BY SIDE automatically? What a time to be alive.
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