The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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OK, I know they meant no eating on the carpet but it also made me think of something else due to slang terms.
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There's this subreddit called /r/oldpeoplefacebook
https://i.imgur.com/thuBLq9.png
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The dingbat who thinks she has my gmail address registered a new address today, or so Google helpfully told me, and even provided a "this other email has no relation to mine so please unlink them" link!
On second thought I should've just hijacked her new account.
One of these days I'm probably going to call her up and yell at her, because I have her phone number thanks to her ordering something online with MY email address.
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Just looked at who liked that post, and I think we're a bad influence on @ben_lubar.
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Oh come on. Old Country Buffet near Hanoi Vietnam? We're supposed to believe ignorant grandpa is also an expert at deceiving web locators via. proxies?
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So this is an eating carpet. I think that is a carpet to eat on. But what the Belgium is prohibited?
Edit: this was actually my first thought when I read "Eating Carpet".
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because I have her phone number thanks to her ordering something online with MY email address
If she can't get an email address right, how do you suppose would she get a phone number right?
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The dingbat who thinks she has my gmail address registered a new address today
I seem to have several people who think they have mine, considering the different parts of the world the shit I get relates to.
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http://i.imgur.com/8TzFpra.png
I'm getting such a feeling of déjà vu...
Ah yes, I've seen Discourse break in image quotes before.
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It's déjà vu all over again!
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Dr. Paul Booth, a former lecturer in medieval history at Keele University, was looking through court records from the age of Edward II when he accidentally stumbled upon the name “Roger Fuckebythenavele.” The name was apparently used three times in the documents, suggesting it was hardly a mistake. According to The Daily Mail, Booth believes “Roger Fuckebythenavele” was a nickname for a defendant in a criminal case. And, going further, he suggests the nickname could mean one of two things: ‘Either this refers to an inexperienced copulator, referring to someone trying to have sex with the navel, or it’s a rather extravagant explanation for a dimwit, someone so stupid they think this that is the way to have sex.’ Booth has notified the Oxford English Dictionary of his discovery.
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Amusing, but also
The links:
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Someone made a Boo Boo.
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[manual webm embed, IE and Safari users click here]
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And it's cute too! Aaaaaawwwwww!
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Interestingly, Patrick Stewart has said that Sterling from the film version of Jeffrey was one of his favorite roles. He certainly had fun with it:
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@abarker, please be careful, you may be at more risk than you know:
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Good thing I let the ice melt then. ;)
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Doctor, it is very strange. If I press my finger to my knee, it hurts. If I press my thigh, it hurts. If I press my elbow, it hurts, if...
OK, I know what your problem is. Your finger is broken.
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And on that note:
Fifty Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
Questions
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So I started playing Plague Inc the other day, and when I discovered I could play as a brain worm, well, how could I resist?
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If you want to cheat so you can see all possible results:
arr = document.querySelectorAll('.quiz_result_area, .quiz_tally_results, .quiz_result'); arr = [].slice.apply(arr); arr.forEach(function(r){ r.removeAttribute('style'); })
They seem to have gone with the strategy of putting a different div for every possible result, even though there are a lot of repeated messages. :|
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I picked up a new handgun last week. It's a DA/SA-type model with a decocker on it. And naturally everyone went completely over the word "decocker".
(Hmm, I'm not sure is the right emoticon, unless you're an extreme pervert who gets off on bloody amputations.)
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@mott555 said:
decocker
Is this used in gender reassignment surgery?
More like "death confirmation surgery."
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/jarrylee/
TIL: my nickname apparently is a woman's name:
http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/2015-03/25/14/user_images/webdr11/jarrylee-v2-15168-1427307686-0_large.jpg
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should i inform everyone that i used to be from iran?
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Two birds with one stone!
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@anonymous234 said:
/jarrylee/
TIL: my nickname apparently is a woman's name:
http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/2015-03/25/14/user_images/webdr11/jarrylee-v2-15168-1427307686-0_large.jpgAt first, I was like, "fucking boozeist"? TDEMSYR
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Ah, but are you a 'pataphysicist?
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Too soon?
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http://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/article/Marijuana-bundle-drops-from-sky-slams-into-6533435.php
Later that morning, she looked in the carport at her home in Nogales, near the U.S.-Mexico border, and saw pieces of wood on the ground. She found a bulky bundle wrapped in black plastic.
Inside was roughly 26 pounds of marijuana — a package that authorities say was worth $10,000 and likely was dropped there accidentally by a drug smuggler's aircraft.
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Filed under: So long Robin, Instaban!
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What also strikes me about that post is that they've allowed a "banter" topic to exist on fail.d. Fucking hypocrites!
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Goddamned. Imagine living in some place so boring that "caretaker falls off ladder" is FRONT PAGE NEWS.
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How many likes Discourse?
This want due to any Ajax shenanigans, this was a cold load of the page.
Filed under: "Counting is hard" - Sam probably
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Discofive.