The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@homoBalkanus said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This would never happen in the US. Footballs here don't really inspire kicking.
Oh, they inspire it, we just know better:
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@boomzilla that's an odd value for pi.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla that's an odd value for pi.
Because it's cream pi, obviously
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla that's an odd value for pi.
Because it's cream pi, obviously
5.14 inches, national average
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@homoBalkanus said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This would never happen in the US. Footballs here don't really inspire kicking.
Jim Carrey disagrees.
What would a Canadian know about it?
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Usually the last line is supposed to rhyme with the second…
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@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Usually the last line is supposed to rhyme with the second…
blue ... 42
They rhyme in English.
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Do not forget the true meaning of Valentine's Day.
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On February 14, 1779 British Captain James Cook was stabbed to death by native Hawaiians.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Usually the last line is supposed to rhyme with the second…
blue ... 42
They rhyme in English.
If you're gonna use the German name, shouldn't you use the German number as well?`that one doesn't rhyme.
Otherwise it'd be paratrooper rifle.
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ETA: For a field example of U.S. English and German mixed in speech, in context of WW2 weaponry.
In case someone doesn't know what a Nebelwerfer is:
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Usually the last line is supposed to rhyme with the second…
blue ... 42
They rhyme in English.
If you're gonna use the German name, shouldn't you use the German number as well?`
English - 42
German - 42
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@Gern_Blaanston
German numbers can't be used in a joke
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Usually the last line is supposed to rhyme with the second…
blue ... 42
They rhyme in English.
If you're gonna use the German name, shouldn't you use the German number as well?`
English - 42
German - 42
vierundzwanzig rhymes poorly with blue tho.
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Usually the last line is supposed to rhyme with the second…
blue ... 42
They rhyme in English.
If you're gonna use the German name, shouldn't you use the German number as well?`
English - 42
German - 42
vierundzwanzig rhymes poorly with blue tho.
I thought it was zweiundvierzig.
Which also doesn't rhyme with blue.
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But we know it is the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything, and that will have to be good enough.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Which also doesn't rhyme with blue.
Durr.. I read the number backwards for some asstastic reason.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gern_Blaanston
German numbers can't be used in a jokeUnless you need to pad the joke out to meet the minimum length for your desired meme template.
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@Carnage well at least it's not 92 in Danish.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/xuk4t7/how_do_you_say_the_number_92/
Filed under: the Fun with maps thread is
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Which also doesn't rhyme with blue.
Durr.. I read the number backwards for some asstastic reason.
It's been more than zweiundvierzig years since I studied German in highschool, so I'm surprised that I even remembered it.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Which also doesn't rhyme with blue.
Durr.. I read the number backwards for some asstastic reason.
It's been more than zweiundvierzig years since I studied German in highschool, so I'm surprised that I even remembered it.
Yeah... It's been a while for me as well. Not quite as long since I was using my horrible german to try to pick up women, but yeah.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Do not forget the true meaning of Valentine's Day.
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On February 14, 1779 British Captain James Cook was stabbed to death by native Hawaiians.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm pretty sure the first 4 are incorrect, or at least were the last time I checked.
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@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm pretty sure the first 4 are incorrect, or at least were the last time I checked.
Well C and C++ don't have lists so there's that
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@dangeRuss C++ has since 2011.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm pretty sure the first 4 are incorrect, or at least were the last time I checked.
Well C and C++ don't have lists so there's that
C has enum declarations and struct/array initializers. I would not be surprised if trailing commas are not explicitly allowed in the standard but supported in practice by common compilers. to check.
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@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm pretty sure the first 4 are incorrect, or at least were the last time I checked.
It's from a Raymond Chen article (the image links to it), so I assume he did check beforehand.
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@Zerosquare well, I wouldn't assume he checked, but he does tend to have good memory. Yeah, turns out it was added in 1999, 2011, always been there, and always been there respectively.
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@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm pretty sure the first 4 are incorrect, or at least were the last time I checked.
import java.util.*; public class ClassyAsFuck { public static void main(String args[]) { String[] stuff = {"pedo", "bear", }; System.out.println("Washington DC spirit animal: " + Arrays.asList(stuff)); } }
is perfecty valid java.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's from a Raymond Chen article (the image links to it)
I always link to my source (except when I don't).
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm pretty sure the first 4 are incorrect, or at least were the last time I checked.
import java.util.*; public class ClassyAsFuck { public static void main(String args[]) { String[] stuff = {"pedo", "bear", }; System.out.println("Washington DC spirit animal: " + Arrays.asList(stuff)); } }
is perfecty valid java.
Despite the bad indentation.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm pretty sure the first 4 are incorrect, or at least were the last time I checked.
import java.util.*; public class ClassyAsFuck { public static void main(String args[]) { String[] stuff = {"pedo", "bear", }; System.out.println("Washington DC spirit animal: " + Arrays.asList(stuff)); } }
is perfecty valid java.
Despite the bad indentation.
Hey, I wrote it in the editor, be happy that it compiles at all!
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm pretty sure the first 4 are incorrect, or at least were the last time I checked.
import java.util.*; public class ClassyAsFuck { public static void main(String args[]) { String[] stuff = {"pedo", "bear", }; System.out.println("Washington DC spirit animal: " + Arrays.asList(stuff)); } }
is perfecty valid java.
Despite the bad indentation.
Hey, I wrote it in the editor, be happy that it compiles at all!
Needs a package statement.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I thought it was zweiundvierzig.
I am bavarian, and I read it
zwoaraviazg
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No, that is not !
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@boomzilla With your proven capability of labelling plugs, I guess you are also very good at identifying birds.
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@BernieTheBernie Ha! AI Fails again! The one labeled
Bird
is actually adrone
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@BernieTheBernie And this classic: