The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Anyone else want to see Dave Bautista on Celebrity Jeopardy, using "why is" for every answer?
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Chaotic neutral.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've always felt that'd be a good way to fight off a burglar.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Chaotic neutral.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"In putting on the suit and entering the sleigh, the wearer waives any and all rights to any previous identity, real or implied, and fully accepts the duties and responsibilities of Santa Claus in perpetuity until such time that wearer becomes unable to do so by either accident or design."
New Santa; oh.... Nooo......!
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@hungrier Now make it give a recommendation on which Toyota to buy.
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@boomzilla Despite being AI generated, I can't seem anything otherwise impossible in this image.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Despite being AI generated
What I find fascinating that it almost manages to have the same logo on the screen and the vinyl.
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@TimeBandit Treat it as flashing red / full 4-way stop.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit Treat it as flashing red / full 4-way stop.
The car with the biggest / most visible gun rack goes first?
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit Treat it as flashing red / full 4-way stop.
The car with the biggest / most visible gun rack goes first?
Precisely.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There's something very American about being completely lost when traffic lights stop working.
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@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There's something very American about being completely lost when traffic lights stop working.
When in doubt, floor it
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@TimeBandit I swear I see people actually have this thought process all the time. Well, "thought" might be too generous.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There's something very American about being completely lost when traffic lights stop working.
When in doubt, floor it
The fastest way out of a dangerous situation is to blast through as fast as possible!
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@boomzilla you can call them resources if you want! That's completely fine.
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@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla you can call them resources if you want! That's completely fine.
Apparently you can even call them capital nowadays.
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@PleegWat nah, capital gets a different budget.
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@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat nah, capital gets a different budget.
What about petty cash?
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@Tsaukpaetra lean tail! All hail the lean tail!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat nah, capital gets a different budget.
What about petty cash?
Some of them aren't worth that much.
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@Tsaukpaetra I had a random thought and the universe has delivered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdi3AZZ3zas
(Johnny Cash - The Running Kind (with Tom Petty))
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@TimeBandit (pushes up glasses) It's actually very clear in the Massachusetts Driver's Manual, bottom of page 102:
It is illegal to drive by or park within 800 feet of a fire.
Clearly the solution is to see if you can raise the traffic light 800 feet off the ground, so that you can then safely drive under it.
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@pcooper said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
the Massachusetts Driver's Manual
Not sure this is the best forum to cite examples from Boston
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@izzion
Fair enough. How about California's manual, page 47,You can be arrested if you drive to the scene of a fire
I'm guessing that one can misuse many states' manuals to come up with an answer, though not necessarily a good one.
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@pcooper I wish I could find the original law. As written in the manual, it's also illegal to use a vehicle to run away from the fire. I'd like to know who exactly I need to point and laugh at for that.