The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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First of advent with 50 Cent
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
In my mother's photo books (), there is a picture of me at 6-7 yo being bitten (on the leg) by a donkey, in a very similar style to this one.
What happened is that my older brother (around 12 yo) wanted to take a picture of me next to the donkey, and was ready to do so when for a random reason that no-one ever identified (probably just because he was an ass! ), the donkey suddenly decided to bite me. The surprise probably caused my brother to press the shutter, and a month or so later when we got the pictures ( again), there was the perfect shot.
Also during the same holidays we were in a region that for some reason prominently worshipped Saint Roch, and the donkey left a mark on my leg about the same place as the usual representation of the saint, so there is also at least one picture of me striking the pose.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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@homoBalkanus said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Mixing champagne and orange juice. Why are you subjecting me to this?
Go back to bed. Brunch will be over eventually.
I've heard this joke before, but then it was a piano.
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@PleegWat That would have made more sense.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat That would have made more sense.
As would the guy inside the house using the proper term "luthier" instead of "guitar tech".
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@dcon Fuckin' pornsettias...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon Fuckin' pornsettias...
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Note that "porn" is Thai for "blessing".
"Jiraporn" is a common girl's name. Strange Atlassian fetish they have.
Thanks™ to the French, Lao romanizes it as "phone" which is only half the giggle points.
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Jiraporn" is a common girl's name. Strange Atlassian fetish they have.
Thanks™ to the French, Lao romanizes it as "phone" which is only half the giggle points.Jiraphone? I could sort of imagine Atlassian doing that and it would be eternally hated.
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To save the greater : the Braille apparently corresponds to, effectively,
pl[ea]se d n t[ou][ch]
, at least in English.
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(tho maybe this should be in the thread instead...)
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@HardwareGeek clever problems require clever solutions?
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@Zecc Lift the flat chips!
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@Zecc "yeah, I'll wait for you outside, I need a gay man."
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Would you please make up your mind how you want to spell that?
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@Gustav At this rate AI will soon be able of spelling real words.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The Happiness Patrol. “I’m glad you’re happy.” / “I’m happy you’re glad.”
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@TimeBandit gave me an idea for a bad meme
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@TimeBandit That's the wrong side of the car.
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@Bulb maybe you drive on the wrong side of the road
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@TimeBandit The cyclists are driving on right, so a car in the same picture is supposed to be drive on right as well.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit The cyclists are driving on right, so a car in the same picture is supposed to be drive on right as well.
Yeah and driving towards the cyclists from in front of them would ruin the element of surprise.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I should start wearing those as a pedestrian when walking on sidewalks frequented by cyclists.
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@TimeBandit kind reminder that the original Sleeping Beauty had the prince literally sleep-rape the princess, and what actually woke her up was the child she gave birth to sucking out the cursed thorn. But it's the new generation that's fucked up.
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@Gustav It can be both.
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@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I should start wearing those as a pedestrian when walking on sidewalks frequented by cyclists.
Gently swinging a full size furled umbrella should work well too. Something in nice bright happy colours, especially red and orange to conceal the bloodstains.
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