The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@BernieTheBernie If you see one you'll shit
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Who had the idea of naming this big beautiful south american beetle
Enema
?Certainly not the Creator, who is inordinately fond of beetles.
The distinguished British biologist, J.B.S. Haldane, found himself in the company of a group of theologians. On being asked what one could conclude as to the nature of the Creator from a study of his creation, Haldane is said to have answered, “An inordinate fondness for beetles.”
There's even a species called Enema Pan. https://www.jungledragon.com/specie/14565/enema_pan.html
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That the one that goes in the pink though, in'nit?
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Who had the idea of naming this big beautiful south american beetle
Enema
?Some passive-aggressive entomologist, clearly.
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What if we used 100% of our brains?
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@boomzilla Well, they say that license plates are made by prisoners, so
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Did Mike + the Mechanics ever perform on the same bill with Florence + the Machine?
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If you don't like it you can always pay through the nose for a vanity plate.
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@boomzilla not even a GIF with a stupidly long first frame? Blakey harder!
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@Mason_Wheeler Did one of their trains derail?
Btw, a few years ago German railway was privatized and should get a new name. Some suggested to use "D" as in "Deutschland" (=Germany), followed by the english word rail:D-Rail
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If you don't like it you can always pay through the nose for a vanity plate.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A pretty good illustration of some people's understanding of computer security.
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@boomzilla And in case someone of those people need to pee, they'd make sure to go to a toilet also when the water there is already higher up than their dick.
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Actual ad campaign by a large egg/poultry producer:
Hey ChatGPT, can you do THAT?
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@HardwareGeek is the jpeg compression part of the joke?
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@PleegWat probably not consciously, it’s more the chair spawning inside the table that’s the primary joke - but hey, shitty low-res pixelated textures works too.
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I don't see the issue ... it's MC Eschers' kitchen table
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek is the jpeg compression part of the joke?
Don't you remember that "digital" won't degrade on copy?
:xkcd:
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek is the jpeg compression part of the joke?
Don't you remember that "digital" won't degrade on copy?
:xkcd:
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@boomzilla Great timing.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And the little
girlboy (second student) was you!
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I had a jar where I tried EVERYTHING.
Heating, grips, you name it.Gave up and drilled a hole in the top. Came off instantly.
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@xaade See: vacuum sucks.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I had a jar where I tried EVERYTHING.
Heating, grips, you name it.Gave up and drilled a hole in the top. Came off instantly.
One of my old relatives had something like this, but steel, that worked really well.
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@Mason_Wheeler Do they produce raisins or grapes?
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@BernieTheBernie Grapes, of course. They are pumping up the raisins.
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Status: engaging in a good brainwashing cycle.
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Reboots aren't enough for you any more?
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Reboots aren't enough for you any more?
After enabling persistence, they're just not the same effective.
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From abc15.com, a story about the verdict in the case of a driverless Uber vehicle:
The crash in Arizona wasn’t the first involving an Uber autonomous test vehicle. In March 2017, an Uber SUV flipped onto its side, also in Tempe. No serious.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
abc15.com
No article? What, afraid of the In Other News Today thread?
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Oh, those wacky Japanese.
After a nuclear attack in Tokyo, the female population is attacked by infected males who have become sex-crazed zombies, hungry for human flesh. Officeworker Momoko and nurse Nozomi seek shelter in a Shinto Shrine, where they meet housewife Kanae and school girl Tamae. With no choices left to them, the group of girls decides to take a stand and arm themselves with assault rifles and explosives to fight off hordes of horny zombies.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
males who have become sex-crazed
Wait. Strike that reverse it.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
abc15.com
No article? What, afraid of the In Other News Today thread?
I gave you the last paragraph of the article as of the time it was posted. (Just checked and they've completed the abrupt final sentence.)
But if a network affiliate news station can finish a story with "No serious", how long before they feel free to end one with "My bad"?