The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Saw this on Facebook, with the text, "I went to Home Depot yesterday to replace this part, then found an aisle sign with a sketch symbol of exactly what I was looking for! Guess what wasn't in that aisle..."
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Cool, I'm an entire department.
I was an entire company!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Cool, I'm an entire department.
I was an entire company!
I'm mostly waiting for manglement to rediscover why it's stupid to have developers do all the things and let people specialize in roles they are actually good again.
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm an entire department.
Are you really that fat?
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@dangeRuss Thought they were flowers, myself.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss Thought they were flowers, myself.
That's where the term deflower comes from
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm mostly waiting for manglement to rediscover why it's stupid to have developers do all the things and let people specialize in roles they are actually good again.
Post-retirement?
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@dcon this century?
The entire concept of devops appears to be “make the devs do all the things because it’s cheaper”. They’re not going to let go of that now the genie is out the bottle.
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@Mason_Wheeler I think his and mine definition of "exactly" do not line up.
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler I think his and
minemy definition of "exactly" do not line up.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The entire concept of devops appears to be “make the devs do all the things because it’s cheaper”.
Is that why we now have “devops specialists” who are often not developers at all? Because that's what we totally have here.
To me, devops means applying the development methodology and tooling to operations rather than necessarily the developers themselves doing it.
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@Bulb that’s what devops aspires to be but all I see are beancounters using it as a way of coalescing devs and sysadmin types under one banner.
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@Arantor "Oh, you're a programmer? You can fix my printer." doesn't get said shorter than DevOps.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Bulb that’s what devops aspires to be but all I see are beancounters using it as a way of coalescing devs and sysadmin types under one banner.
Under one banner in the sense that it's one team now, but it's not the same people here. I am originally a developer and I am currently doing devops, but I am doing just devops, and we are hiring people to be pure devops, who are supposed to know a bit of programming to be able to write and maintain deployment and monitoring scripts, but don't need much beyond that and don't touch the main application code.
But we are a bit weird here. We don't try to do full-stack either. Our developers still specialize in different parts of the application and nobody is pushing anything else.
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@Bulb what promised land is this? I haven’t known such wonders since I used to work for Lehman Brothers and I just assumed they were a bit weird since they decided to do things like roll their own print-to-PDF because that was cheaper than site licensing Acrobat at the time… (until it bit them)
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@Arantor Hm, none of the customers is trying to go full-stack-devs. It might be because we are not in the run-of-the-mill-quick-hack-web-apps business but do a rather more specialized things. Many our projects have dozens of developers, as many testers, and need to be certified at the end and that's way beyond the complexity where you can think of having everybody understand everything.
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@Mason_Wheeler Hey! What do you think you're doing posting funny stuff in the Funny Stuff thread?!? Don't you know it's for devops discussion?
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler Hey! What do you think you're doing posting funny stuff in the Funny Stuff thread?!? Don't you know it's for devops discussion?
Devops is the funniest shit around, though.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler Hey! What do you think you're doing posting funny stuff in the Funny Stuff thread?!? Don't you know it's for devops discussion?
Devops is the funniest shit around, though.
This thread is for funny ha-ha, not funny wierd.
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@izzion What are you doing here then?
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler Hey! What do you think you're doing posting funny stuff in the Funny Stuff thread?!? Don't you know it's for devops discussion?
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler Hey! What do you think you're doing posting funny stuff in the Funny Stuff thread?!? Don't you know it's for devops discussion?
Devops is the funniest shit around, though.
This thread is for funny ha-ha, not funny wierd.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@izzion What are you doing here then?
Trying to purge my German heritage.
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@Mason_Wheeler Private exposure in the public! Arrest that sign!
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@TimeBandit Doesn't work for separating horny dogs, though.
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@Carnage I once called DPW to come liberate the recycle bins from each other that they stacked together.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit Doesn't work for separating horny dogs, though.
Just how sure are you? ‍
"Fuck the duckInflate the bitch until exploded."
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@Carnage Easy! Drill a hole in the bottom of buckets!
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler Hey! What do you think you're doing posting funny stuff in the Funny Stuff thread?!? Don't you know it's for devops discussion?
Devops is the funniest shit around, though.
This thread is for funny ha-ha, not funny wierd.
What a weird spelling of wired.
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler Hey! What do you think you're doing posting funny stuff in the Funny Stuff thread?!? Don't you know it's for devops discussion?
Devops is the funniest shit around, though.
This thread is for funny ha-ha, not funny wierd.
What a weird spelling of wired.
I before E except after C.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I before E except after C
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