The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@TimeBandit I like to think there's a story behind this, like:
We use vegan milk in our mashed potatos. We need to put this loud and clear in our packaging. Write "Vegan Mashed Potato" in bold lettering.
Uh... we actually use animal fat in our recipe to offset the milk's milquetoast taste. Regulations prevent us from calling it vegan.
Okay, call it "plant-based" then.
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Earthquake affecting Turkey and Syria. That's not the funny part.
Reporter interviewing some guy wearing a helmet, some kind of rescuer.
There are at least four people still down there. They have sent text messages.
Are they alive?
Probably. They've sent text messages.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit I like to think there's a story behind this, like:
We use vegan milk in our mashed potatos. We need to put this loud and clear in our packaging. Write "Vegan Mashed Potato" in bold lettering.
Uh... we actually use animal fat in our recipe to offset the milk's milquetoast taste. Regulations prevent us from calling it vegan.
Okay, call it "plant-based" then.They have a vegan symbol on there so they are definitely not using any real milk. They used (at a wild guess) margarine and soy milk.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall You could easily solve this problem with some 226Ra
You mean it's called a die so you shouldn't be surprised if you do?
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@remi I was actually wondering whether charging the battery shifts the location of the centre of mass slightly. That would actually make some sort of sense. (The answer is probably "yes, but you can't normally measure it" but I'm not sure that that is the answer...)
I was wondering about that as well but it just seems to affect the "bounciness". Because when I read about a common test to see whether your batteries are charged or not (you let them fall on the desk over a short distance and if they bounce they are charged) I was prepared to call bullshit. But turns out that the commonly used electrolyte changes from watery to jelly-like depending on the level of charge and that indeed affects its bounciness.
Do that often enough and you'll find out whether it's charged by whether or not it goes up in flames.
Surely there must be a gentler method like spinning it the way you do with eggs to find out if they're boiled?But mass should not be affected.
A 98kW Tesla battery should be about 4µg heavier when full.
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A 98kW Tesla battery should be about 4µg heavier when full.
We don't talk about what amounts to a rounding error.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Uploading
You really should wait for it to complete. May take anywhere from half a second to two hours.
It doesn't like the jpg my phone produces for some reason.
On mobile you usually need to refresh if you re-use a previously opened tab before you can upload an image.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Uploading
You really should wait for it to complete. May take anywhere from half a second to two hours.
It doesn't like the jpg my phone produces for some reason.
On mobile you usually need to refresh if you re-use a previously opened tab before you can upload an image.
Keeping your colt delta elite in the tool box?
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A 98kW Tesla battery should be about 4µg heavier when full.
We don't talk about what amounts to a rounding error.
Remember where you are, young man!
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A 98kW Tesla battery should be about 4µg heavier when full.
We don't talk about what amounts to a rounding error.
Remember where you are, young man!
Today I learned that 0.999999 repeating is equal to exactly 1.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Today I learned that 0.999999 repeating is equal to exactly 1.
That depends on exactly what axioms your mathematician accepts with respect to infinitesimals.
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@dangeRuss It is far more annoying to write in full, so it's not exactly equal.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's not perfect, but this image works as a stereogram.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm still thinking about the proud boast of "zero cholesterol peanut butter". Distinguishing it from the stuff that's made from peanuts with livers.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's not perfect, but this image works as a stereogram.
.... Really?
*calculates*.. .. ... !
When you said "not perfect" I assumed and now I'm upsetti.
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s/someone/@tsaukpaetra/
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@GOG Nice.
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@GOG said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Can I admit I need the spoiler on this one? Aside from the tune being completely wrong for the words.
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GOG said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Can I admit I need the spoiler on this one? Aside from the tune being completely wrong for the words.
It's also completely wrong for the Paul McCartney version from around 1972.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GOG said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Can I admit I need the spoiler on this one? Aside from the tune being completely wrong for the words.
It's also completely wrong for the Paul McCartney version from around 1972.
And the lyrics don't match the Snap version's modification from 1990 either.
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GOG said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Can I admit I need the spoiler on this one? Aside from the tune being completely wrong for the words.
It's also completely wrong for the Paul McCartney version from around 1972.
And the lyrics don't match the Snap version's modification from 1990 either.
And I can't sight-read, goddammit.
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Can I admit I need the spoiler on this one?
I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
You know the rules, and so do I.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Chicken flavored condoms? No kink shaming I guess.
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Did you miss out on Fast and the Furious and want to catch up? Why not watch the first 9 movies, all at once!
(Also taking bets on how long until this gets taken down.)
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@GOG said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Can I admit I need the spoiler on this one?
I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
You know the rules, and so do I.
Does it begin with the letter n?
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Did you miss out on Fast and the Furious and want to catch up? Why not watch the first 9 movies, all at once!
(Also taking bets on how long until this gets taken down.)
"An unwatchable, panic-inducing, two hour cinematic spasm"
Huh, so the sum of them is the same as any of them separately. Interesting.
Though the fact that you can't hear dialogs makes it a bit better.
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@Applied-Mediocrity I really shouldn't, but... maybe?
You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
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@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Though the fact that you can't hear dialogs makes it a bit better.
Also works for those "Funniest Home Video" shows. Mute the TV, and it turns instantly from cringy to perfectly watchable.
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@acrow The 5 minutes I watched was generic rap music and engine sounds. Because someone was driving somewhere, in at least several of the movies at the same time.
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@boomzilla
Kink thread is
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@Luhmann Arm-wrestling is your kink? Fine. No shaming.
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Take a quick look at Gary Larson's corner to get inspired for Valentine's Day:
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