The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This was kinda fun:
They're all actually pretty nice, I think.
Though you'd better not look too closely at how weapons are held, or how many fingers those things have, the AI gets that wrong more often that not.
Also, Ecuador made me . Other countries have a fearsome warrior, or an impressive animal such as bear or a bull or an elephant. Even the Australian kangaroo seems pretty buff, and the Canadian moose quite frightening. And then you get the Ecuadorian llama, which I'm pretty sure is the comic-relief character of the bunch. "Look guys, I'm a super-villain! I got the glow-in-the-dark eye lenses! I've got my awesome super-power, I can, uh... spit?"
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Though you'd better not look too closely at how weapons are held, or how many fingers those things have, the AI gets that wrong more often that not.
They are actually perfectly fine except for the five-legged moose, but I'm sure that's intentional there. Because pretty sure this was not just giving the AI some prompt and picking the best image from the set, it was picking the best image, feeding it back in, refining the prompt, generating variations, combining bits of those variations in photoshop, possibly replacing bits (like the weapons) from other images altogether … and having the AI clean it up. If they didn't start with hand-drawn sketches already, which is actually pretty likely. So overall, it's work of a human artist using the AI to speed up the process quite a bit, but I don't believe the AI even came up with most of the ideas.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They are actually perfectly fine
You just need to get to the 2nd one () for the first :
5 fingers plus thumb, and I'm not gun-expert but I don't really think that's how it works.
has weird fingers as well but it's not very clear. clearly has 5 fingers + thumb. has a floating blade next to its left hand. , again 5 fingers + thumb. , even more obviously. , swords magically floating next to the hands.
I'll just stop there but clearly, no, they're not "perfectly fine."
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@remi Yeah; it's a bit weird, but nowhere near what the AI normally generates purely on text prompt.
By the way I don't see five fingers (plus thumb) on that image, I see four fingers with a weird crack in the glove on one—but their sizes are wrong.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They are actually perfectly fine except for the five-legged moose,
Mexico either has six fingers, or a very long thumb.
Either way, I love this character.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Mexico either has six fingers, or a very long thumb.
He very clearly has six:
And an index that's in 2 parts, which is probably another AI artefact, but given the style of this particular character this can work.
@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
it's a bit weird, but nowhere near what the AI normally generates purely on text prompt.
Agreed, but that's and not at all what I was talking about. The pictures are nice, they did require more than just a basic text prompt (TFA says the same thing as they tried to generate the first image themselves), but none of that was my point. I was just saying that the pictures still exhibit typical AI artefacts, in particular on the fingers.
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They're all actually pretty nice,
Iceland in particular looks quite breedable.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They're all actually pretty nice,
Iceland in particular looks quite breedable.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They are actually perfectly fine
Since they're meant to be hideous mutants with eerie powers used for evil, sure.
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First image was original post. Note: I believe this was originally a joke. But the comments (second image) are also amusing.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They're all actually pretty nice,
Iceland in particular looks quite breedable.
YMBNH.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They're all actually pretty nice,
Iceland in particular looks quite breedable.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They're all actually pretty nice,
Iceland in particular looks quite breedable.
No kink shaming!
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They're all actually pretty nice,
Iceland in particular looks quite breedable.
Status: Fuckin' stores!
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I did once have a blue t-shirt with a Win 9x BSOD printed on it. Didn't know those kinds of clothes had gone into high fashion!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They're all actually pretty nice,
Iceland in particular looks quite breedable.
Status: Fuckin' stores!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Status: Fuckin' stores!
at least it promises to deliver!
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I don’t think aesthetics is the right word.
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This was kinda fun:
They're all actually pretty nice, I think.
Though you'd better not look too closely at how weapons are held, or how many fingers those things have, the AI gets that wrong more often that not.
Germany's "weapon" resembles more a floating ball-and-chain thing cobbled together from garbage than anything dangerous.
Also, Ecuador made me . Other countries have a fearsome warrior, or an impressive animal such as bear or a bull or an elephant. Even the Australian kangaroo seems pretty buff, and the Canadian moose quite frightening. And then you get the Ecuadorian llama, which I'm pretty sure is the comic-relief character of the bunch. "Look guys, I'm a super-villain! I got the glow-in-the-dark eye lenses! I've got my awesome super-power, I can, uh... spit?"
One may determine how agitated the llama is by the materials in the spit. The more irritated the llama is, the further back into each of the three stomach compartments it will try to draw materials from for its spit.
This is an electric effing llama irritated enough to spit amazonian crude oil!!!eleven
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@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Suddenly, necrophilia.
Hallelujah!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Suddenly, necrophilia.
Hallelujah!
ITYM "Kali Anastasia"
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've had this thought myself. I feel validated.
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Prior to the SALT treaties of the 1990s, US Navy surface ships were capable of carrying nuclear weapons. (Whether any actually did, the Navy continues to neither confirm nor deny.) This includes the WW2-era Iowa-class battleships, all of which are now in civilian hands operating as museums. In particular, the Battleship New Jersey Museum and Memorial (BNJM&M) displays the USS New Jersey more or less as she appeared during her last period of active duty in the Persian Gulf conflicts. (It's pretty much impossible to display any of them in their original, WW2 configuration, because they've all been modernized significantly during their return to active service during more recent conflicts, Korea, Viet Nam, etc.) In this configuration, USS New Jersey carried Tomahawk missiles that were capable of being equipped with nuclear warheads. (Whether any actually were, see .)
BNJM&M makes videos about the ship, her activity in various conflicts, how she compares to various contemporary and modern ships, etc. (Highly recommended if you're at all interested in naval or military history.) At the end of every video, the curator recites by rote a standard pitch for supporting the museum. Except this time. In the latest video, he adds a few extra comments.
All of this is background to understand the humor in the following transcript of the support pitch. In the latest video, the curator talks about some keys they just found — a few hours ago — in a random box of stuff. They are the keys that would have been used to launch nuclear-equipped Tomahawk missiles (if they actually had any).
End-of-video support pitch, with additional comments:
Battleship New Jersey receives operating support from the New Jersey Department of State — because we threaten them with nuclear weapons — and also from supporters like you. We really appreciate your support — or else — and in addition to supporting us monetarily you can support us by liking sharing subscribing — so we don't blow up your hometown. Thanks for watching.
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The real answer to the question "why weren't you at elf practice?"
And "I want to be a dentist" had nothing to do with it.
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@loopback0 Someone pedant this cock.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Battleship New Jersey receives operating support from the New Jersey Department of State — because we threaten them with nuclear weapons — and also from supporters like you.
H'mm, risible indeed, but we consider it gauche to taunt the mehums with the true basis of their currencies (too often).
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@boomzilla He put the item upside-down on the cart! Sacrilege!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
He put the item upside-down on the cart!
It looks tilted over by about 45°, not around 180°...
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
He put the item upside-down on the cart!
It looks tilted over by about 45°, not around 180°...
Put was a singular point-in-time instanced action. Just because the reality continued to tick and it didn't stay that way is not my problem!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
not my problem
You have enough problems already
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(karma, kerning, and artifacts... thx FB)
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|| name || price || damage (S) || damage (M) || critical || range || weight || type ||
| Kama | 2 gp | 1d4 | 1d6 | (20) ×2 | — | 2 lb. | (exotic monk) Slashing |Or possibly a stripper.
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@dcon The universal blurse: May You Get What You Deserve. I'm hesitant to say that to people, though, lest they misconstrue it as a threat.