The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Benjamin-Hall I don't think I ever took an advanced course for anything. Even in grad school, the courses were called things like, Introduction to Combinatorics.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If you remember when that was their slogan, you just might be a geezer.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Even in grad school, the courses were called things like, Introduction to Combinatorics.
The advanced stuff is all postdoc. Unless it is Introduction to Writing Grant Proposals.
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Smart fridge urban legend:
Free to a good home.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
orangutan word, but apparently it's Dutch
:same_picture:
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-dutch-orangutan/orang-utan-prefers-blondes-idUSL0418702120071004
I tink it was Millionaire Matchmaker who said:
The penis does the picking.
The Orang, likes what it likes.
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@loopback0 I think I'm experiencing a stroke. Oh well.
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@Karla
I think it is ... But it probably gets shouted
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This picture is funnier than any meme I've seen populating it:
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@loopback0 Just the earworm I needed before bed.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 Just the earworm I needed before bed.
I have a cure for earworms that involves replacing them with another more virulent earworm. I can post the nuclear option, guaranteed to take precedence over every other tune, but I need someone to show me how to do spoiler text so I don't end up infecting everyone else.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 Just the earworm I needed before bed.
I have a cure for earworms that involves replacing them with another more virulent earworm. I can post the nuclear option, guaranteed to take precedence over every other tune, but I need someone to show me how to do spoiler text so I don't end up infecting everyone else.
Since I know that earworm, I am already infected by you just mentioning it.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 Just the earworm I needed before bed.
I have a cure for earworms that involves replacing them with another more virulent earworm. I can post the nuclear option, guaranteed to take precedence over every other tune, but I need someone to show me how to do spoiler text so I don't end up infecting everyone else.
Since I know that earworm, I am already infected by you just mentioning it.
Written by two brothers, with the same first initial, one of whom walked with a cane?
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This picture is funnier than any meme I've seen populating it:
idgi
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This picture is funnier than any meme I've seen populating it:
idgi
Pro golfers are usually athletes in good shape. There are a few pro golfers that are fat, smoking drunks but that still play well.
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All I could think of was this:
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This picture is funnier than any meme I've seen populating it:
idgi
Pro golfers are usually athletes in good shape. There are a few pro golfers that are fat, smoking drunks but that still play well.
Not to mention that they tend to act a bit stuffy and dress accordingly, but this player on the right just doesn't give a shit.
The actual meme text is a fishing joke, contrasting anglers with all their expensive "pro" gear with someone who's supposedly catching big fish using a cheap kids fishing pole.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I have a cure for earworms that involves replacing them with another more virulent earworm. I can post the nuclear option, guaranteed to take precedence over every other tune, but I need someone to show me how to do spoiler text so I don't end up infecting everyone else.
Unless you were making a veiled reference to the earworm's lyrics which I missed, you are looking for
<details> <summary> Clickable text </summary> Hidden text</details>
.@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Written by two brothers, with the same first initial, one of whom walked with a cane?
Hmm, not following. Perhaps for the best.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This picture is funnier than any meme I've seen populating it:
Whoops...spoke too soon:
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 Just the earworm I needed before bed.
I have a cure for earworms that involves replacing them with another more virulent earworm. I can post the nuclear option, guaranteed to take precedence over every other tune, but I need someone to show me how to do spoiler text so I don't end up infecting everyone else.
One comedian said just go la la la la la la la la la
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@dcon Goddamn anorexic shopping bags
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 Just the earworm I needed before bed.
I have a cure for earworms that involves replacing them with another more virulent earworm. I can post the nuclear option, guaranteed to take precedence over every other tune, but I need someone to show me how to do spoiler text so I don't end up infecting everyone else.
Sing us a song, you're the pianoman.
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@boomzilla that slut! I trusted her...
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@LaoC Mind you that this news dates back from March...
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@JBert
You mean they've been faffing about instead of reporting this momentous news?
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert
You mean they've been faffing about instead of reporting this momentous news?It's been a long time coming...
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The Cyprus-based adult website
Oh, well that makes sense.
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@Mason_Wheeler Reminds me of an old joke. About how a chef learned to check his sauce labels.
BBQ sauce is kind of chocolatey in color. And industrial sauces all come in the same bottle. And that's one birthday cake he'll never live down.
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@acrow Oh man, I heard the mother of all "same bottle" stories a few years ago at a con.
The speaker grew up in Florida, where they have white sandy beaches and very hot, sunny summers. Apparently the reflections off the white sand can be intense enough to give you sunburned corneas, which happened to him once during his teens.
A visit to the doctor yielded the expected instructions to rest and take good care of himself, plus a prescription for eyedrops.
The eyedrops, as it turned out, came in a yellow plastic bottle that looked all too close to the one that contained the cyanoacrilate adhesive for his mom's press-on nails. And when your vision is impaired already, it's hard to make out the details...
Yup. He ended up super-gluing his eye shut. Luckily he got some quick attention from a very competent doctor!