The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Whoopsie!
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@Arantor
just call it art
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@Luhmann could even be a tourist attraction.
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@boomzilla I keep seeing Nick.
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@boomzilla Was he halfway through his girlfriend's face when she broke up with him?
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I keep seeing Nick.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
OK, so the face is Michael Jackson, the jersey is Michael Jordan... what's the third one? The third element is the facial tattoo, but I don't have any "Mike" to associate with that. The first thing I think of when I see that is "Commander Chakotay."
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@Mason_Wheeler Mike Tyson.
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Status: just discovered that Malcom in the Middle is on Disney+. God I love this show.
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@Boner And then apparently demanded that you "Submit". I'm afraid to ask what she had to submit to.
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@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Did she also have to certify that she did not dream of electric sheep, and then take the empathy test?
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@boomzilla what do you call a quadriplegic in a swimming pool?
Bob.
What do you do if someone has a grand-mal seizure in your bathtub?
Throw your laundry in.
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@boomzilla IDGI, but now I’m hungry.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla IDGI, but now I’m hungry.
Explaining the joke
I hop.
After he placed his foot in a wood chipper.
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I thought it chipped him to pancakes, but it seemed quite far fetched.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
take the empathy test?
Uh oh....
They can't tell for sure if you're a replicant if you shoot the moon and hit psychopath - those are natural, protip.
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Translation:
Elon Musk finally found something useful to do.
Germany's best caller of deers crowned in Dortmund
During the fair "Hunt + Dog" in Dortmund the best deer caller was crowned once again. It was an old acquaintance.
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It's a nice plaice to visit.
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@Zecc Not likely. It's an ofishal building.
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