The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's the most American thing I've seen in a while.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Atazhaia that also happened in Dragon Ball Z Abridged. Guess how.
And in HGTG a guy was spending a year legally dead for tax purposes
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@dangeRuss cl****ic.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss cl****ic
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The "Uncle Sam wants YOU to eat this" thread is
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@dangeRuss I wonder if the same would happen with "Asser". Just for the extra confusion: ***er.
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2 months ago, @Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
So you're saying we're overdue for a good third big war?
Well, now that you mention it...
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss cl****ic.
Weird, I just see
itor
.that's because it's your password. To us it just looks like cl****ic
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@topspin I'm planning to make meta-reverse-Onlyfans where I obtain payment info of that guy then he pays me $19.99/month not to report sexual harassment to the authorities.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Okay, so they were wrong. It does exist. But I still don't see how it can hurt you.
Diabeetus
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@dangeRuss Or, "I ordered 800 pounds of <crud>. I only got 418."
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@dcon if he keeps carving that sphere he'll eventually get back to 800.
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"Don't work hard, cut corners"
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Don't work hard, cut corners"
That's why Wendy's burgers are square
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@dangeRuss How does one work intelligent? Is that anything like working brillant?
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Don't work hard, cut corners"
That's why Wendy's burgers are square
I legit went to Wendy's one Sunday evening last month with a mobile order of Dave's Double, and they accepted the order, processed the payment, and then they say "we're out of lettuce, and tomatoes, and pickles, and onion too, is that okay?"
And because they already accepted the order, I couldn't accept it anymore, and couldn't get a refund on my card. I've got $7.31 in cash. The fuck am I going to do with $7.31 in cash!?
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Don't work hard, cut corners"
That's why Wendy's burgers are square
I legit went to Wendy's one Sunday evening last month with a mobile order of Dave's Double, and they accepted the order, processed the payment, and then they say "we're out of lettuce, and tomatoes, and pickles, and onion too, is that okay?"
And because they already accepted the order, I couldn't accept it anymore, and couldn't get a refund on my card. I've got $7.31 in cash. The fuck am I going to do with $7.31 in cash!?
H&B?
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Don't work hard, cut corners"
That's why Wendy's burgers are square
I legit went to Wendy's one Sunday evening last month with a mobile order of Dave's Double, and they accepted the order, processed the payment, and then they say "we're out of lettuce, and tomatoes, and pickles, and onion too, is that okay?"
And because they already accepted the order, I couldn't accept it anymore, and couldn't get a refund on my card. I've got $7.31 in cash. The fuck am I going to do with $7.31 in cash!?
H&B?
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss How does one work intelligent? Is that anything like working brillant?
Thank you, Apple!
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Did you print that on paper?
He appears to have cropped the wooden table
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Did you print that on paper?
He appears to have cropped the wooden table
I mean not my image, but the OP is right, the math doesn't work out
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
math doesn't work out
Yeah, math is more like this big brain thing.
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@dcon sometime in early 2000s I saw a Flash animation - parody of Matrix where a happy pig on a happy little farm gets visited by pig Morpheus, takes the red pill and discovers it actually lives in an industrial size piggery. IIRC it was a PSA from some kind of animal rights group (not PETA). It was very well done. I wonder if I can manage to find it.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
parody of Matrix where a happy pig on a happy little farm gets visited by pig Morpheus, takes the red pill and discovers it actually lives in an industrial size piggery
(Stumbled upon by accident while reading stuff about Matrix: Resurrections.)
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@aitap yep, this.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rEkc70ztOrc
It's kind of depressing that after almost 20 years nothing has changed.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's kind of depressing that after almost 20 years nothing has changed.
I'm pondering why you expect change?
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@Tsaukpaetra it's like war in Ukraine. Everybody knew since 1991 this is exactly what will happen, but it still makes me sad.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
but it still makes me sad.
For happy thoughts think about me programming in PHP in the year 2022! 🌈
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's kind of depressing that after almost 20 years nothing has changed.
Remember comrade, all animals are equal.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's kind of depressing that after almost 20 years nothing has changed.
Remember comrade, all animals are equal.
I guess the pigs aren't more equal than the others, in the end.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I guess the pigs aren't more equal than the others, in the end.
Tastier than the others though
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@topspin I was going to post a cock but I guess hens do taste better, a bit.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin I was going to post a cock
You did already.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin I was going to post a cock
You did already.
Taste is subjective it seems...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin I was going to post a cock but I guess hens do taste better, a bit.
I don't think @topspin's going to say hens taste better than cocks
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