The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@loopback0 I am in this post.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hey, at least beanie babies left you with some plushies.
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hey, at least beanie babies left you with some plushies.
And Bitcoin is leaving us with shorter winters
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@loopback0 the dad jokes thread is
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Heathens
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@loopback0 try using
printf
to output the escape code, maybe, or turn on the GUI accessibility features. Hope it wasn't a full-travel or fully-independent model, those are rather pricy.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Heathens
Have you considered that maybe you have an ALT sense of humor?
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Heathens
Have you considered that maybe you have an ALT sense of humor?
I think you need to SHIFT that attitude
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 the
dadbad jokes thread isBad dad jokes (Dad jokes are all bad — except when I tell them.)
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Heathens
Have you considered that maybe you have an ALT sense of humor?
I think you need to SHIFT that attitude
Until the conversation ENDs
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 the
dadbad jokes thread isBad dad jokes (Dad jokes are all bad — except when I tell them.)
Dad jokes are the best jokes. Fight me.
Also:
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@Benjamin-Hall one'a them tuner cars
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Heathens
Have you considered that maybe you have an ALT sense of humor?
I think you need to SHIFT that attitude
Until the conversation ENDs
Maybe you should just INSERT a pin into it and go HOME.
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Take a Pause, have a Break, and leave the rest to F8.
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@boomzilla DHMO is no joke that's what killed Bruce Lee
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla DHMO is no joke that's what killed Bruce Lee
Is it?
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla DHMO is no joke that's what killed Bruce Lee
Only a few millilitres of DHMO can be lethal.
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@PleegWat not to mention that everyone who consumes DHMO will die.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla DHMO is no joke that's what killed Bruce Lee
Is it?
Sure is. What's referred to as drowning is, at the physiological level, acute DHMO poisoning, as indicates above. DHMO strongly inhibits pulmonary gas exchange in more than very small quantities.
Yet, very few industries even place any voluntary regulations on threshold quantities for this substance, it has never been through FDA approval, and no warning signage is required when transporting it.
It's also (of course) an ingredient in all 3 major COVID vaccines.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
no warning signage is required when transporting it.
Which is even stranger when considering that both of its component substances do require extensive warning signage and are subject to various restrictions during transport.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla DHMO is no joke that's what killed Bruce Lee
Waataaaaaaaaaa!
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla DHMO is no joke that's what killed Bruce Lee
Waataaaaaaaaaa!
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla DHMO is no joke that's what killed Bruce Lee
Only a few millilitres of DHMO can be lethal.
Can it? What about DHMO-Boarding?
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@dangeRuss Well, we haven't yet talked about its addictive properties. Any human who has consumed even a drop of DHMO will die of withdrawal within days of quitting cold turkey.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss Well, we haven't yet talked about its addictive properties. Any human who has consumed even a drop of DHMO will die of withdrawal within days of quitting cold turkey.
Well to be fair they will die even if they haven't consumed any of it, so I find that a mute point.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla DHMO is no joke that's what killed Bruce Lee
Is it?
Sure is. What's referred to as drowning is, at the physiological level, acute DHMO poisoning, as indicates above. DHMO strongly inhibits pulmonary gas exchange in more than very small quantities.
Yet, very few industries even place any voluntary regulations on threshold quantities for this substance, it has never been through FDA approval, and no warning signage is required when transporting it.
It's also (of course) an ingredient in all 3 major COVID vaccines.
Since when did Bruce Lee die of drowning?
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@dangeRuss well, a cerebral edema is excess fluid which is presumably DHMO based in this case?
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla DHMO is no joke that's what killed Bruce Lee
Is it?
Sure is. What's referred to as drowning is, at the physiological level, acute DHMO poisoning, as indicates above. DHMO strongly inhibits pulmonary gas exchange in more than very small quantities.
Yet, very few industries even place any voluntary regulations on threshold quantities for this substance, it has never been through FDA approval, and no warning signage is required when transporting it.
It's also (of course) an ingredient in all 3 major COVID vaccines.
Since when did Bruce Lee die of drowning?
Turns out I was thinking of Jimi Hendrix. Easy mistake to make tbf.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Well to be fair they will die even if they haven't consumed any of it
The tragedy is, affected infants were generally exposed in the womb.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss well, a cerebral edema is excess fluid which is presumably DHMO based in this case?
You know what it also is? Not funny
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@loopback0 Police report: "The victim showed signs of trauma caused by one or more blows from a dull instrument. All known accordion players in the area are being questioned."
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Since when did Bruce Lee die of drowning?
Turns out I was thinking of Jimi Hendrix. Easy mistake to make tbf.
No worries. Probably influenced by the "be the cup" speech that Lee was famous for.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Since when did Bruce Lee die of drowning?
Turns out I was thinking of Jimi Hendrix. Easy mistake to make tbf.
No worries. Probably influenced by the "be the cup" speech that Lee was famous for.
You'd think he could have gotten two girls some other way.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The Virgin Mary made by "Peenware" isn't a very likely thing to exist.
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@da-Doctah if at all possible, be line steam.