The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Let's be clear. Do you need the package or do you need what's in the package? I had one like this at my snailmail address once. Think it was some kind of ID badge my employer had mailed to me. The carrier fills the boxes from the back, where there's a great big pair of doors for like 25 boxes; I have to remove it from the front where the package is bigger than the opening available to me.
Solution devised: grab a razor knife, cut the front out of the carton, remove the contents. Then collapse the carton so it can be extracted. The last step is optional if you want to let your carrier know how you feel about this kind of crap.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Your humor recognition version appears to be unsupported.
They can't get the box out.
Ah, but that means the box was found, and you would expect a 409 Conflict or 507 Insufficient Storage instead (and 413 Payload Too Large might also work for this joke though it is meant for the postman pushing the package in.)
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Solution devised: grab a razor knife, cut the front out of the carton, remove the contents. Then collapse the carton so it can be extracted. The last step is optional if you want to let your carrier know how you feel about this kind of crap.
The majority of the comments are saying this pretty much.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
David Icke literally believes the Queen Mother is a reptilian, so I'm not sure why "Barack Obama is a hippopotamus" is supposed to be "utterly implausible even by lizard-people standards".
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If anyone wants to see the actual video
https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/nvy8ai/really_need_this_package/
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If anyone wants to see the actual video
https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/nvy8ai/really_need_this_package/
The first commenter nailed it .
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Solution devised: grab a razor knife, cut the front out of the carton, remove the contents. Then
collapse the carton so it can be extractedset the box on fire.
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Filed under: Quality time with the family, finally some peace and quiet, keep your kids quiet with this one weird trick
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@DoctorJones I mean, they didn't even get them crayons so they had to use a pen for everything. I wouldn't like that family either.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Your humor recognition version appears to be unsupported.
They can't get the box out.
Ah, but that means the box was found, and you would expect a 409 Conflict or 507 Insufficient Storage instead (and 413 Payload Too Large might also work for this joke though it is meant for the postman pushing the package in.)
Exactly. 505 is incompatible per such an interpretation.
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Pro Tip: When you find a really good stick, don't let go.
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@El_Heffe He's adorable!!!
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I would not go out for dinner at StackOverflow's restaurant.
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I would not go out for dinner at StackOverflow's restaurant.
Because it would be closed?
Edit to add: and if you knocked there would be no answer.
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I would not go out for dinner at StackOverflow's restaurant.
Questions are free there. They're more like Ed Debevics. This looks like an Expert Sexchange receipt.
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@xaade To avoid this and still meet your needs in a magazine, I recommend "Muscle and Fitness".
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I would not go out for dinner at StackOverflow's restaurant.
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@loopback0 my favorite is Qt creators insisting it's pronounced "cute" and not "cutie".
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@Gąska I'll keep saying cutie
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I never watched friends. I don't get this and I don't care to.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I never watched friends. I don't get this and I don't care to.
It's the dumb character explaining to the more dumb character...
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I would not go out for dinner at StackOverflow's restaurant.
Excuse me, I've been waiting for my order for over an hour.
Oh, your order was closed as a duplicate. If you'd like to know what the meal was like, ask that guy over there.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I never watched friends. I don't get this and I don't care to.
I never watched Friends either but this meme format is quite popular.
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@DoctorJones according to Google he's an artist. $200 say he commissioned it himself.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't get this and I don't care to.
Here's that help you didn't ask for!
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I never watched friends. I don't get this and I don't care to.
I never watched Friends either but this meme format is quite popular.
I hated Friends and this meme is not notable enough to matter.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 my favorite is Qt creators insisting it's pronounced "cute" and not "cutie".
Which is funny () because “cutie” sounds better anyway.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's the dumb character
Supposedly.
You may call this dumb, I call it unappreciated genius.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's the dumb character
Supposedly.
You may call this dumb, I call it unappreciated genius.Dumb unappreciated genius.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DoctorJones according to Google he's an artist. $200 say he commissioned it himself.
Eugh, so then the bit about being missed is definitely a lie.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's the dumb character
SupposedlySupposably.FTFY
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't get this and I don't care to.
Here's that help you didn't ask for!
You can't make me watch it!
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't get this and I don't care to.
Here's that help you didn't ask for!
You can't make me watch it!
You’re not my real mom!
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't get this and I don't care to.
Here's that help you didn't ask for!
You can't make me watch it!
You’re not my real mom!
This is particularly funny for my situation, I was adopted, my adopted mother died, my adopted father remarried, and so I have a step-mom.
I was also in 2 different foster homes as a teenager and had two fosters mothers.
My real mom and dad are the ones that adopted me (for better or worse).
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
In all, what's the worst that could've happened? They'd fire him?
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@GOG I'm sure UK has some kind of equivalents of zwolnienie dyscyplinare and rozwiązanie umowy za porozumieniem stron. The clown could sway the management toward the former, which could possibly have some impact on his benefits eligibility.