The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Gąska I'm pretty sure that "fired", in this case, means "dismissed for cause", in which case he was already up shit creek.
Of course, if there was any chance of a more favourable settlement, it popped like a balloon animal.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GOG I'm sure UK has some kind of equivalents of zwolnienie dyscyplinare and rozwiązanie umowy za porozumieniem stron.
Both sound pretty fucking scary TBH.
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@LaoC Polish legalese is funny like that. The words are so long they could easily pass for German, and they aren't even compound.
The terms translate as "disciplinary firing" and "mutually agreed termination of employment", respectively. Too to look up proper English terminology.
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GOG I'm sure UK has some kind of equivalents of zwolnienie dyscyplinare and rozwiązanie umowy za porozumieniem stron.
Both sound pretty fucking scary TBH.
Here's more stuff to give you nightmares: "rozwiązanie przez ośwadczenie jednej ze stron", "z zachowaniem okresu wypowiedzenia", "bez zachowania okresu wypowiedzenia".
(Yes, I do HR. Why do you ask?)
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't get this and I don't care to.
Here's that help you didn't ask for!
You can't make me watch it!
You’re not my real mom!
And I totally forgot to mention that I am step-mother to 4. So while my first post was relevant to me saying that. My kids very well could have said it to me.
I did my best never to insert myself as their mother because of my own experience. Discipline always came from my husband (even if it were me suggesting it).
The one thing I did do, was when had a ceremonial church wedding, I said vows to them, in addition to my husband. They were not about me being their mother, but that I will love and care for them regardless of my relationship with their father.
I joke to them, the whole reason I wanted to have a child, was because I fell in love with them and they were aging out.
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've always wondered where it is that the Brits throw their prostitutes.
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@LaoC Rugby matches, but we refer to them as Hookers.
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Filed under: Well, that clears it right up.
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@HardwareGeek I'm triggered that not all of the IN words are coloured...
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Filed under: Well, that clears it right up.
Is that what Alex was talking about?
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/80494028/a-bit-of-the-old-in-out-in-out.jpg
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek I'm triggered that not all of the IN words are
colouredWOC...
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They're the same picture.
Hey, wait a second...
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They're the same picture.
Hey, wait a second...
Not my finest work.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That happened over fifty years ago with Gidget. Three different actresses played the title role in the three movies, but the same guy played Moondoggie in all three.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That happened over fifty years ago with Gidget. Three different actresses played the title role in the three movies, but the same guy played Moondoggie in all three.
Several versions of Dr. Claw's claw have menaced Inspector Gadget, but it's always been the exact same white cat, it won't die
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hey, the human (?) started it by inventing new names for months. You can't blame the AI for playing along.
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@remi
I felt compelled to applaud and endorse your observation, but alas, first attempted some independent verification, and…( sold separately)
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@kazitor Achievement unlocked: make someone kill the warthog.
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@kazitor maybe I need to switch it to English. I got these results (after typing JAN FEB MAR in the left column and then filling the rest, then January and the typo-ed Feb
ruary in the right column and filling):
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@topspin Mine did the same too, until I spelt February correctly then it filled in the correct names for all of the months.
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@topspin Looking at that, I'm not sure the first column matters in any way. It looks like it thought you were copying down "
valid_month
followed byrandom_word
" so it dutifully copied down a sequence of "increasing_valid_month
followed bysame_random_word
".In other words, probably
:works_as_designed:
.Not "as the user expected", but since when has that ever be a requirement in software development? (and tbf, here that expectation includes the ability for the program to "do what I meant, not what I said" (i.e. fix a typo))
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@remi sure, the result I got is kinda reasonable. It's just notably different from the original picture.
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Excellence in consistency!
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™: