The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler My mum tried that once. By the time the chicken is done laying eggs, you don't want to eat her anymore.
The term is "stewing hen". Because long, low cooking is all they're good for.
In solvent. Usually wine.
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@error The death penalty equivalent would probably amount to having to implement a fully functional RSA-equivalent encryption tool.
In Brainfuck.
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@Rhywden RSA is too logical. Try implementing Microsoft’s open standard OOXML.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden RSA is too logical. Try implementing Microsoft’s open standard OOXML.
That would get every human rights organisation on your ass really fast.
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@topspin It doesn't matter, the coffee is okay.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I actually prefer CS Lewis's other writings, especially the Screwtape Letters.
The Screwtape Letters is the best.
It's best to understand that I take the "materialist magician" description as a dare.
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden RSA is too logical. Try implementing Microsoft’s open standard OOXML.
That would get every human rights organisation on your ass really fast.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I actually prefer CS Lewis's other writings, especially the Screwtape Letters.
The Screwtape Letters is the best.
It's best to understand that I take the "materialist magician" description as a dare.
Thanks, @ObeselyGribnit.
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@loopback0 now checkout the hook while my DJ revolve it
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@boomzilla the gribnitposts from your household are not proper gribnitposts at all.
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@El_Heffe The "Fun with maps" thread is
Also, that way point changed its name:
EDIT: They really need a new picture in that onebox.
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@Carnage I don't. And I'm happy about that. Stockholm is a hellhole.
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage I don't. And I'm happy about that. Stockholm is a hellhole.
Bro isn't particularly different from any other bumfuck nowhere town of Sweden. But i don't live in Stockholm either, for all the obvious reasons.
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@Carnage Yeah, but it's in the greater Stockholm area meaning way too close. Although I don't live where I work either, because fuck that hellhole. Unless you like governmental IT with Java (thankfully managed to avoid working in that directly, I just do it indirectly instead).
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage Yeah, but it's in the greater Stockholm area meaning way too close. Although I don't live where I work either, because fuck that hellhole. Unless you like governmental IT with Java (thankfully managed to avoid working in that directly, I just do it indirectly instead).
the only thing that the proximity affects is that there are more restaurants and coffee shops than usual, and a commuter train to go into Stockholm. Yeah, and property prices. It's still a fair bit out in the forest with a decent beach. I don't live there though. I live in a smaller bumfuck nowhere and I'm currently looking for a house where I won't have neighbors. Because, people.
Government Java is my current gig. And I can't say you're wrong. Though I might be breaking a few rules to make it less horrible.
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@Carnage Yeah. I work in another swedish city starting with S with a high amount of governmental Java-based IT jobs. I very much prefer my IRL hormonal tomcat over working with Tomcat, as I did before.
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage Yeah. I work in another swedish city starting with S with a high amount of governmental Java-based IT jobs. I very much prefer my IRL hormonal tomcat over working with Tomcat, as I did before.
I work with a bastardised WebLogic. Government motto seems to be "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing wronger!"
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I live near, Bro.
Crappy Grindr one-liners thread is... .... I don't think there is one, but there's a tinder thread.
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@Gąska that's a heartening old man laugh to see, I really hope he's laughing about alcoholism.
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@boomzilla I may have played this course. A deceptively hard par 6, iirc.
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@boomzilla serious contender vs c:\dos: run
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I hear their Ministry of Education will adopt Little Mister Pedo Bear though.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Middle of the image: I hope the cashier is a girl.
Bottom of the image: nevermind.
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@Gąska It might be a dwarven girl?
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@Atazhaia it might be but it doesn't make it better.
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage Yeah. I work in another swedish city starting with S
Smørebrød?
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@Gąska I didn't notice it was MasterCarp the first time I saw it.
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage Yeah. I work in another swedish city starting with S
Smørebrød?
That's danish shit, keep that away from here! We use the glorious Ö over here, not the backwards Ø.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
glorious Ö over here
Ö master race.
ÅÄÖ! WORLD DOMINATION!
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
glorious Ö over here
Ö master race.
ÅÄÖ! WORLD DOMINATION!
Zażółć gęślą jaźń!