The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Decent joke, but terrible execution. Yoda would never mispell "scheduling".
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/151255459750215680/721587537138679819/image0.png
Fusion of H -> He releases energy, therefore fission of He doesn't.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
He releases energy
are you assuming pronouns?
Only protons
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@DoctorJones something something cannibalism?
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@dcon
sounds like a job for wonderbra
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@El_Heffe I've always wanted to go and see the Tits of Erica...
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Elmer Fudd, I'm coming for you....
https://1n0g9sqmedx94.cdn.shift8web.ca/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/1613659945_sugxtxsisz.jpg
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Tits of Erica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b4_0eDWtPU
IDGI: it's a song about hills but everybody is thinking about tits
specifically because this actress just made an entrance in a soap thing
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@Luhmann Not sure what the redhead has to do with it but I looked up the lyrics and their translation and I can see how it would be difficult not to think about tits.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not sure what the redhead has to do with it
tits
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not sure what the redhead has to do with it
tits
Conspicuous by their absence.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Those mountains look like they produce blue or white mana.
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@El_Heffe I'm almost certain that violates the 8th Amendment.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe I'm almost certain that violates the 8th Amendment.
Yeah, but your kid can't afford a lawyer.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann I looked up the lyrics and their translation and I can see how it would be difficult not to think about tits.
I don't need song lyrics to think about tits.
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@error this was one of my stability tests. Well, maybe not in a bathtub.
It's also good practice for "what do you do if your hands become useless?"
Come to think of it, that's probably why I leave the bathroom door unlatched in such a manner that it can be easily opened without gripping the handle... 🤔
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Come to think of it, that's probably why I leave the bathroom door unlatched in such a manner that it can be easily opened without gripping the handle... 🤔
In Europe, we just use handles that don't need grip (or a free hand, for that matter) to open.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Gotta love how millenials are always 20 years old.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Come to think of it, that's probably why I leave the bathroom door unlatched in such a manner that it can be easily opened without gripping the handle... 🤔
In Europe, we just use handles that don't need grip (or a free hand, for that matter) to open.
Yeah, I don't really know why round knobs are so popular. Maybe in an attempt to make it harder for toddlers to manipulate them?
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@Tsaukpaetra or pets.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra or pets.
That's what the lock is for.
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https://i.imgur.com/BCInH0Z.jpg
(7.2 C for non-Americans)
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra or pets.
That's what the lock is for.
My parents dogs learned to unlock doors, so they gave up and got round knobs in the inside of the doors.
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