The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@kazitor I've never had to measure calories. I've always just looked at the packaging.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@kazitor I've never had to measure calories. I've always just looked at the packaging.
Food packaging uses Calories, which are actually kilocalories. The capital letter is important there.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@kazitor I've never had to measure calories. I've always just looked at the packaging.
Have you had to communicate with someone?
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@kazitor I've never had to measure calories. I've always just looked at the packaging.
I've never had to measure calories. I always just eat whatever looks tasty and then don't look in the mirror. FTFM
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Need to read the full thread.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I hate these things, everyone does
First thought was he was talking about gyms.
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@loopback0 that actually made me laugh out loud. I could never have guessed the punchline
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
sitting in a highchair
Mom fed me Valium like air (Mmm)
Thought that's why they called it a high chair (Woah)
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@dangeRuss Nope, never had Valium. I was in a highchair because I was around 2 years old or something like that.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss Nope, never had Valium. I was in a highchair because I was around 2 years old or something like that.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@kazitor I've never had to measure calories. I've always just looked at the packaging.
Food packaging uses Calories, which are actually kilocalories. The capital letter is important there.
Look. I'm European. I'm perfectly capable of looking at kcal number and figuring out how much it is in calories.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I found the easy mode screenshot but not the hard one. I wonder if that is their strategy to coerce me into trying the game.
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What are you trying to do in easy mode?
I mean, stopping the gods from wining is a pretty big goal.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I mean, stopping the gods from wining is a pretty big goal.
As long as they don't drive, what's wrong with drunk gods?
edit: What @obeselymorbid just said.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
wining
I just noticed what the joke was really about in your post having completely missed it in the picture.
You might want to somehow emphasise it.
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Just walking down the street, talking about nuclear reactors
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I need to write up in a Lounge post but yeah, it was mine.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That Twitter handle reads like a foreign university domain.
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I have the same problem even if I disable uBlock/etc. I pretty much only click through if the post has a high upvote count.
Astonishing that someone's tastes are so plebeian that they take upvotes here as an indication of quality.
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@El_Heffe is that Georce Lucas at 50:40?
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@El_Heffe when the upvote came in faster than a normal human could've read it ...
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe is that Georce Lucas at 50:40?
Yes, or he's got a twin brother
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe is that Georce Lucas at 50:40?
Yes. Where else would you expect to see George Lucas, but in a video of some guy walking down the street talking about nuclear reactors.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The Great Old Ones should be allowed to just like any of us.
Edit:
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@error ding ding ding
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@El_Heffe
That's a cricket joke, right?
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ksznmt/thats_what_friends_are_for/
thinks your weird
Your weird what?
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Fuck auto-playing videos with a rusty knife.
And @topspin for quoting the video.
FileUnder: having both videos playing not synced isn't fun
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And @topspin for quoting the video.
The what now?
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@topspin The reddit onebox will work on some browsers, where it will autoplay any videos in the post. And then the video controls might even be hidden by the bottom of the onebox, making it somewhat difficult to stop them.
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@topspin Congratulations on making me come back here and enjoy the pain again
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The reddit onebox will work on some browsers
Fortunately, not on mine. Also it did not autoplay when I clicked the link and was muted when I played it manually, so I have no idea what the pain is.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin Congratulations on making me come back here and enjoy the pain again
You're welcome.
There's 4 posts left on this page. (Assuming you're not using idioti-scroll)
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
(Assuming you're not using idioti-scroll)
And assuming you have the page size set the same.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The reddit onebox will work on some browsers, where it will autoplay any videos in the post.
IME it didn't autoplay any until you played one and then it autoplayed any subsequent videos.
I ended up blocking the Reddit embeds completely in FF, so had sort of forgotten they did that.
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@loopback0
I smelled something fishy right from the start