The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@El_Heffe Not quite as poetic.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I thought it was Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe Not quite as poetic.
"Sleepers awakened; bells ring" has a bit of an ominous feel to it
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I wonder if they lathered the leather enough to be scentless.
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What about
JOE'S RED BALLS
?I think they got stuck since they included the marinara with the Cheesy Balls.
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So . . . . just like Glastonbury
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@El_Heffe LOL, this song was playing on Pandora as I read your post:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqiVvOXotyw
so I grabbed my shovel
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Heh. An actual dad joke that isn't what "dad joke" usually means (for one thing, it was actually funny).
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@loopback0 Either an old joke in most of the civilised world where people are allowed to drink at 18 or an inaccurate one because being born in 1999 doesn't yet mean you're over 21.
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@obeselymorbid Or, y'know, just a joke
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@loopback0 Isn't this the place where we come to pick nits about the jokes?
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 Isn't this the place where we come to pick nits about the jokes?
I try to knit jokes about the picks.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
because being born in 1999 doesn't yet mean you're over 21.
I know you usually wait to read posts until several years after they were posted, but people born in 1999 will be turning 22 in the year that post was posted
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
being born in 1999 doesn't yet mean you're over 21.
Only if your birthday is in Smarch
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
being born in 1999 doesn't yet mean you're over 21.
Only if your birthday is in Smarch
Or Duodecember.
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
because being born in 1999 doesn't yet mean you're over 21.
I know you usually wait to read posts until several years after they were posted, but people born in 1999 will be turning 22 in the year that post was posted
Shit, I can't into math apparently.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I can't into math apparently.
Ah. Confirmed that you are not German, because we all know that only Germans can into math.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska I wonder whether The State of California already found out where to put that warning on air.
I wonder if they know about DHMOs
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska I wonder whether The State of California already found out where to put that warning on air.
I wonder if they know about DHMOs
Yes, see Prop 65.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska I wonder whether The State of California already found out where to put that warning on air.
I wonder if they know about DHMOs
Dental Health Maintenance Organizations?
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska I wonder whether The State of California already found out where to put that warning on air.
I wonder if they know about DHMOs
Dental Health Maintenance Organizations?
:@blakeyrat: Explain your acronyms!!!
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@PleegWat the link breaks the avataroji.
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
*triggered* belt not through loop!
Edit: Maybe I should explain a little more. One of, if not the, earliest memories I have is sitting in a highchair and noticing that someone had missed a loop on the back of their pants exactly like this.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
*triggered* belt not through loop!
Edit: Maybe I should explain a little more. One of, if not the, earliest memories I have is sitting in a highchair and noticing that someone had missed a loop on the back of their pants exactly like this.
It wouldn't bother me. I've had jeans where one end of a belt loop tears away from the body of the garment, and I just end up running the belt over the loop to hold it down.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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@LaoC in Poland it's like
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for myself,
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@kazitor metric and SI?
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I got bad news for you, @Gąska…
It gets worse: you’re just wrong, because e.g. calories and hours aren’t SI.