The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@obeselymorbid depending on how well attached it is, it'll either do nothing or spill on the floor harmlessly.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Applied-Mediocrity it may be a natural pond with in-rivers and out-rivers.
It's definitely better than having a bathtub and men with buckets adding water to and removing water from the bathtub.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
:theyre-the-same-picture.ico:
The hat has different things on it. I'm working on figuring out the other 7 differences between the two pictures…
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I like this one because it sounds like something I would say.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I drove my last car for 11 years with the original battery.
I changed a battery in one of my cars only once, and that was the day I discovered that you're apparently supposed to change it every 2-4 years rather than keep it forever.
That advice sounds to me like how you're supposed to check your tire pressure or oil level every month (or even week, depending on which advice you read!) -- i.e. something you either think "meh, why not?" but don't do it, or just think it's totally ludicrous and don't do it.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid depending on how well attached it is, it'll either do nothing or spill on the floor harmlessly.
The added weight may slow down the bag deployment and/or change the form of the bag at peak inflation.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yes, something went wrong when the English sentence was translated into Malay/Indonesian.
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yes, something went wrong when the English sentence was translated into Malay/Indonesian.
They missed some seats?
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat 90s kids had it best. There was no way to confuse PlayStation with anything else.
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@hungrier
That's a fire starter!
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@TimeBandit Is that guy refilling the blinker fluid?
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@Mingan said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit Is that guy refilling the blinker fluid?
He's staring at the cat from the other thread.
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid depending on how well attached it is, it'll either do nothing or spill on the floor harmlessly.
The added weight may slow down the bag deployment and/or change the form of the bag at peak inflation.
It rips the steering wheel cover apart with explosives. I doubt a few grams of garbage make that any harder, now matter how strong the super glue is.
INB4
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@El_Heffe That's like the situation with British culture. They gave the world Shakespeare, Dickens, and Noel Coward. But in my lifetime it's been Mr Bean, Teletubbies and Crazy Frog.
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https://www.youtube.com/embed/Aup02OzOS10?start=13&end=17
I’ve seen a video cut to just the pertinent bit, but I can’t find it.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe That's like the situation with British culture. They gave the world Shakespeare, Dickens, and Noel Coward. But in my lifetime it's been Mr Bean, Teletubbies and Crazy Frog.
Hey, don’t talk down on Mr Bean!
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Canada seem a bit obsessed with fighting Nordic countries.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe That's like the situation with British culture. They gave the world Shakespeare, Dickens, and Noel Coward. But in my lifetime it's been Mr Bean, Teletubbies and Crazy Frog.
What about Monty Python?
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Monty Python
What has Monty Python ever done for us?
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@Tsaukpaetra puns
I need a hotkey.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid depending on how well attached it is, it'll either do nothing or spill on the floor harmlessly.
The added weight may slow down the bag deployment and/or change the form of the bag at peak inflation.
It rips the steering wheel cover apart with explosives. I doubt a few grams of garbage make that any harder, now matter how strong the super glue is.
INB4
Either it makes it harder, or it flings dress jewelry
everywhereup and down at speed. Would have to actually try it to say for sure.I had to watch a video of what the airbag does with the steering wheel's cover to see if my memory was correct. Seems like it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vgzDdcG1HA
The Mercedes-branded cover flips at 1:54-1:57.
And just for kicks:
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe That's like the situation with British culture. They gave the world Shakespeare, Dickens, and Noel Coward. But in my lifetime it's been Mr Bean, Teletubbies and Crazy Frog.
What about Monty Python?
They are also like a stream of bat's piss.
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I know exactly what words they put in the translator.
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@Gąska Katchowski sounds pretty Polish as well.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska Katchowski sounds pretty Polish as well.
It looks like a polish name changed to be easier to read for English speakers. Original name would be Kaczowski or Kaczkowski.
Katchowski souds really really weird in Polish.
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@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska Katchowski sounds pretty Polish as well.
It looks like a polish name changed to be easier to read for English speakers. Original name would be Kaczowski or Kaczkowski.
Katchowski souds really really weird in Polish.It could be using spelling rules from before the last spelling reform? If the family established themselves in the US sometime in the 19th century and the name just persisted since then (very possible) then that wouldn't be too odd.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Monty Python
What has Monty Python ever done for us?
They're okay, and have contributed mightily to the catchphrase lexicon ("this is an ex-parrot", "I wanted to be a lumberjack", "Spam spam spam spam", etc).
That still doesn't make up for the Spice Girls, Gordon Ramsay and Deepwater Horizon.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska Katchowski sounds pretty Polish as well.
It looks like a polish name changed to be easier to read for English speakers. Original name would be Kaczowski or Kaczkowski.
Katchowski souds really really weird in Polish.It could be using spelling rules from before the last spelling reform?
Doesn't look like it.
tch in English sounds like polish digraph cz, but tch in Polish sounds weird, especially in the middle of a word. There are polish words containing tch, but it's rare.
Most likely this name 'happened' during some census:
clerk: what's your name?
Kaczkowski: Kaczkowski.
clerk: Katchzno... what?!
Kaczkowski: Kacz-kow-ski!
clerk: right. [writes down Katchowski]
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