The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Are you chasing me?
Yes, but with only "good" intentions
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@Gąska Do they really care who bought all the cards? A sale is a sale. And demand outpacing supply is a good problem to have.
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@boomzilla That seems like a bad idea, even though I have no idea what "poinson" means. Also, the fonts.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla That seems like a bad idea, even though I have no idea what "poinson" means.
I think it's a typo.
@error_bot xkcd poisson
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Clearly he cannot choose the wine in front of him!
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler jokes aside, that exercise makes you lose weight must be one of the humanity's biggest misconceptions of all time, on par with bloodletting. It's so trivial to debunk and yet it's so prevalent. Running being good for overall health is close behind.
Running is stupid. The ice cubes fly out of my drink.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
*edit reading the feed is a wtf in itself. These people are awful and should be removed from human race.
The level of pettiness I aspire to.
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@error_bot xkcd Language Nerd
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Times are hard and getting harder... but not the harder she wanted
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler jokes aside, that exercise makes you lose weight must be one of the humanity's biggest misconceptions of all time, on par with bloodletting. It's so trivial to debunk and yet it's so prevalent. Running being good for overall health is close behind.
My grandfather had a theory that salads made people fat. For evidence, he'd always point to the salad bar at buffets and specifically those who are always there getting a salad.
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@djls45 to quote one prominent politician, I have never seen a thin person drinking diet coke.
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We must unravel the conspiracy of why only overweight people are trying to lose weight.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler jokes aside, that exercise makes you lose weight must be one of the humanity's biggest misconceptions of all time, on par with bloodletting. It's so trivial to debunk and yet it's so prevalent. Running being good for overall health is close behind.
My grandfather had a theory that salads made people fat. For evidence, he'd always point to the salad bar at buffets and specifically those who are there always getting a salad.
It's kind of surprising to some people that certain dressings might as well be replaced by cake.
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
We must unravel the conspiracy of why only overweight people are trying to lose weight.
My sister is losing weight without even trying. It pisses me off to no end.
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@Gąska Losing weight is easy: eat a bit less and exercise (aerobically) a bit more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM-ySWyID9o
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler jokes aside, that exercise makes you lose weight must be one of the humanity's biggest misconceptions of all time, on par with bloodletting. It's so trivial to debunk and yet it's so prevalent. Running being good for overall health is close behind.
My grandfather had a theory that salads made people fat. For evidence, he'd always point to the salad bar at buffets and specifically those who are there always getting a salad.
It's kind of surprising to some people that certain dressings might as well be replaced by cake.
I know: 7-10g sugar per 2tbs? What the fuck? Why?
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"Much very good information" is perfectly grammatical English, Bill, even without the weird "rules" about verbing nouns and such.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
is perfectly grammatical English
“Perfectly grammatical”, but not “very good.”
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@topspin Why not? He's saying that there is much information and that the information is very good. Would you rather he said, "A lot of very good information"? Those are semantically identical, grammatically correct, and equally well constructed phrases.
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@djls45 I'm more worried about the missing
is
beforenow available
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@JBert Twitter. Complete sentences not
requiredtypical.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 I'm more worried about the missing
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beforenow available
.This is absolutely correct too.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 I'm more worried about the missing
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beforenow available
.Many languages often omit linking verbs for simple sentences. English can also omit it, but it's a much more rare occurrence.
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@djls45 actually , it's not even a sentence at all.
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
certain dressings might as well be replaced by cake.
I'll drink to that!
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
We must unravel the conspiracy of why only overweight people are trying to lose weight.
My sister is losing weight without even trying. It pisses me off to no end.
I am also pissed off at your sister.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
aerobically
Excess focus on aerobic exercise will get you the skinny fat person. They lose weight but much of the weight is muscle.
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This year I won't be going to Hawaii because of COVID-19.
Normally, I don't go because I can't afford it.
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@HardwareGeek okay, that one is really lazy. Taking a 10 year old joke - complete with copy-pasting original graphs! - and making an article out of it? Seriously, Bee?
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek okay, that one is really lazy. Taking a 10 year old joke - complete with copy-pasting original graphs! - and making an article out of it? Seriously, Not the Bee?
They definitely have a lot of filler.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Butter is always better.
edit: exceptions are allowed for allergies.
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@dcon I can't have either due to a milk allergy.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek okay, that one is really lazy. Taking a 10 year old joke - complete with copy-pasting original graphs! - and making an article out of it? Seriously, Bee?
Or you could make an entire website out of it
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon I can't have either due to a milk allergy.
Yes you can. Maybe only once, but it still may be worth it.
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Just for @Gąska I guess:
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E: Being impressed.
F: Thinking.
G: Excitement.
H: High.
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@Gąska
So far that facial expression seems to tick all those boxes
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I've always felt there was something a little shady about onion relish....