The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I want to see a spoon crossed with a pair of chopsticks....
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska That would be Corollary #343.
And #345 would be that if it's not on Amazon, it's on Etsy/etc.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I want to see a spoon crossed with a pair of chopsticks....
Using chopsticks while they are connected at the base is cheating.
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Yes, it is vitally important that your hands cramp while eating.
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@boomzilla Hey if you can't fuck something, at least there's always nothing to fuck...
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/592725907291111424/710689815020175370/IMG_20200514_230709.jpg
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For all your Colon Gland needs...
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For all your Colon Gland needs...
I always find it funny when franchises buy a whole domain for no reason.
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@Tsaukpaetra I think they missed a trick when they included the "co" at the end of their domain
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@loopback0 That hits me close to home.
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For all your Colon Gland needs...
The question is:
Which business receives the most prank calls in the whole world?
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For all your Colon Gland needs...
Two great things that go great together.
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For all your Colon Gland needs...
In case anyone's wondering, they are a thing:
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Video: What's heavier, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers
That was 50 seconds longer than it needed to be...
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Video: What's heavier, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers
That was 50 seconds longer than it needed to be...
You already knew the joke, so by your standard it would be 55 seconds longer than it needed to be.
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@JBert Scoottish oocsen be rrright foon...
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You're want to get out of lockdown and travel so badly that you didn't even realize it was a cheesecake, did you?
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You're want to get out of lockdown and travel so badly that you didn't even realize it was a cheesecake, did you?
I thought it was a close-up of a barrel of tar, so I guess not?
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
cheesecake
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@dkf I wish I could into some cheesecake. Stupid allergies.
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@Mason_Wheeler okay House.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
After getting wood at Barry's and a magic carpet ride at the Brown family's?
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Attention conspiracy theorists: Please remember the German federal government is collecting spit samples to secretly clone and replace you. Keep your mouth and nose covered at all time. Thanks you.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You're want to get out of lockdown and travel so badly that you didn't even realize it was a cheesecake, did you?
I thought it was a close-up of a barrel of tar, so I guess not?
yeah who puts tar on top of a cheesecake
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You're want to get out of lockdown and travel so badly that you didn't even realize it was a cheesecake, did you?
I thought it was a close-up of a barrel of tar, so I guess not?
yeah who puts tar on top of a cheesecake
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New tariff options become available thanks to Covid:
Woman: Without a mask? That`s 40 Euros.
Car driver: OK, come in!
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
At least my workstation doesn’t randomly reboot and delete my files.
Where's the fun in that?
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My dad got confused by a USB-C cable. "Which way do you stick it in?" (no ). It's funny how something devised to reduce confusion actually causes more confusion the first time you use it.
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@admiral_p said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Which way do you stick it in?"
The answer for both is either way.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@admiral_p said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Which way do you stick it in?"
The answer for both is
either way.yes! Repeatedly!Come on!
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It looks like mayors can have some fun with picking twin cities:
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It looks like mayors can have some fun with picking twin cities:
I briefly went to school in a town that had Condom, France, as a twin. The PA announcements calling "participants in the condom exchange program" to this or that meeting were hilarious.