The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla But, that's the wrong order of events.
Xandir:
Cum on me if you want to live.Wooldoor:
I think you mean, "come with you".Xandir:
Why, what did I say?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rw1_FNdy-Y
The guitar player on the left, wearing the shiny gold outfit, is Ed King. A couple of years after this video he joined the band Lynyrd Skynyrd and wrote the song Sweet Home Alabama.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No, "are you" is correct, because he's addressing the person to whom he is speaking.
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@djls45 , I think. I understood that to be the Romanian pondering the question he/she/whatever had just been asked.
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@HardwareGeek I know. I was just trying to make the more obscure joke that he was trying to correct the other person's grammar.
Maybe it's a dad thing. Or maybe a "my family" thing; I grew up hearing a lot of jokes like that, and it must have rubbed off on me.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I was just trying to make the more obscure joke
Back in the days, that was a surefire way to get an undesirable .
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@error No
soupnookie for you! Come back one year!
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@acrow a better one is just a completely unedited map of new orleans
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@r10pez10 Must be the Pentagon. Explains those $2000 toilet seats...
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Proper use for an Apple.
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@r10pez10 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'll admit I did something very similar, though the Mac in question was a lot bigger...
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek I know. I was just trying to make the more obscure joke that he was trying to correct the other person's grammar.
Maybe it's a dad thing. Or maybe a "my family" thing; I grew up hearing a lot of jokes like that, and it must have rubbed off on me.
For what it's worth, I properly d.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
the Mac in question was a lot bigger...
Oh, wait... That ain't no Mack! That's a Peterbilt!
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error_bot Fuck.
unknown command
It's @error you're talking about. I... wouldn't be surprised.
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But I live in Finland, so unless your New Orleans also packs a mountain or something, it's nothing I haven't seen in Tampere.
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But I live in Finland, so unless your New Orleans also packs a mountain or something, it's nothing I haven't seen in Tampere.
there's a bridge that goes directly over the widest part of a lake
actually probably best to just read this thread: https://twitter.com/jameslsutter/status/975550946884268032
I'm not good at explaining things
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm not good at explaining things
Hey, at least you recognize.
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It looks like they are starting to teach Javascript in primary schools.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'll admit I did something very similar, though the Mac in question was a lot bigger...
The adapter to make such screens work with a modern Mac isn't very expensive, and it's still a better screen than any of those had by my cow-orkers…
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm not good at explaining things
Hey, at least you recognize.
I increasingly find I'd prefer not being aware of my shortcomings. Awareness only brings anguish, resentment and gnawing sense of helplessness. I'd readily trade it for confidence borne of ignorance.
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Damn, 3 miles to slow.
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Damn, 3 miles to slow.
Last time I tried that, I've got a $150 ticket.
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@anonymous234 I love how this autoplayed with audio the second time I entered the thread.
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@Mason_Wheeler it's a dangerous job--first you have to kill an umber, and they're fearsome creatures. Then you have to cook it, and it's like shrimp. Look away for a second and it's burnt. They are related, anyway.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
shrimp. Look away for a second and it's burnt.
I've never had that problem, but I've always had more in the pan than just shrimp.
Now I'm hungry for paella.
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@r10pez10 I almost want to make a prop and do something similar now.
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@r10pez10 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/94950246710259712/680060208885792779/image0.jpg
Slightly better with context
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Slightly better with context
If anything, I got to see this: