The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Does this smell bad?
If you think it smells bad, just throw it out. Don't make me smell the rotten/moldy whatever, too.
Sometimes I'm not sure. So I want a second opinion.
My solution: Leave it in the refrigerator until I am sure, then throw it out.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Does this smell bad?
If you think it smells bad, just throw it out. Don't make me smell the rotten/moldy whatever, too.
Sometimes I'm not sure. So I want a second opinion.
My solution: Leave it in the refrigerator until I am sure, then throw it out.
LOL (literally) I end up doing that a lot too.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Does this smell bad?
If you think it smells bad, just throw it out. Don't make me smell the rotten/moldy whatever, too.
Sometimes I'm not sure. So I want a second opinion.
My solution: Leave it in the refrigerator until I am sure, then throw it out.
LOL (literally) I end up doing that a lot too.
Usual solution in students' dormitories: Leave it in the refrigerator until it either moves out on its own or declares the fridge a sovereign nation.
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@Rhywden Please no. We already have enough lower life forms as heads of state as it is.
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
until it either moves out on its own or declares the fridge as a sovereign nation
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If you think it smells bad, just throw it out. Don't make me smell the rotten/moldy whatever, too.
Sometimes I'm not sure. So I want a second opinion.
My solution: Leave it in the refrigerator until I am sure, then throw it out.
If it's not blue and furry, it should be fine.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If you think it smells bad, just throw it out. Don't make me smell the rotten/moldy whatever, too.
Sometimes I'm not sure. So I want a second opinion.
My solution: Leave it in the refrigerator until I am sure, then throw it out.
If it's not blue and furry, it should be fine.
I ate some outdated salsa for lunch. It was not blue or furry; I checked. However, I now regret eating ... probably not the salsa; I don't think symptoms would develop that quickly, but I do regret something.
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535580879385395213/676172840474640404/20200209_130652.jpg
Silly Active Desktop...
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
until it either moves out on its own or declares the fridge as a sovereign nation
I call fake. No food would be able to stay in the fridge long enough to go bad if Garfield is in the house.
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@PleegWat Wasn't it salad? I don't think Garfield would go down to that level, so that's plausible…
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No food would be able to stay in the fridge long enough to go bad if Garfield is in the house.
In this episode (yeah, I know looking things up is ) it was caused by a radioactive meteorite that looked like a fruit cake, so the food that came alive was fresh. I think there is an episode where something (some vegetable) came alive because it was in the fridge too long, but it wasn't this one.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
until it either moves out on its own or declares the fridge as a sovereign nation
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@error My coworker just commented "For now."
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@LaoC Notice how a lot of them checked what's behind the portrait.
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC Notice how a lot of them checked what's behind the portrait.
But completely ignore the second video camera in the corner.
Mice can be trained!
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@Mason_Wheeler This is like 20 years old but still funny:
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@hungrier Oldie but a goodie.
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Filed under: Post should contain at least 2 character(s).
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Post should contain at least 2 character(s).
Catwoman and Batman. Geez, NodeBB can't count.
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https://i.imgur.com/7xXP8k8.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/Ln3IdXP.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/23cieHV.png
https://i.imgur.com/idL2J49.jpg
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yet the cooks in restaurants with michelin stars are generally men.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yet the cooks in restaurants with michelin stars are generally men.
Patriarchy confirmed.
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yet the cooks in restaurants with michelin stars are generally men.
Patriarchy confirmed.
Preach it siste... err.... brother?
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"...and on the third day, he rose. And on the fourth day too. And the fifth. And the sixth...."
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"...and on the third day, he rose. And on the fourth day too. And the fifth. And the sixth...."
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Too to execute this, but pretend I've filled half a screen with a giant scalar expression containing integrals, sums of infinite series, roots, trigonometric functions, matrix determinants, etc., with multiple free variables, where in the end I multiply by (x-7) and set equal to zero.
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@Zecc I used to do a "magic trick" back in school where you asked someone to pick a number without telling you what it is, then do a whole bunch of mathematical operations on it, and in the end you tell them what number they ended with. The "trick" was to do something that factored out their original number so it didn't matter, and most students never caught on.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I multiply by (x-7) and set equal to zero.
Technically it doesn't specify that it has to only be true when x=7, or even that it has to depend on x at all.
But I'm more in favor of writing something that makes the teacher really have to work to even figure out if it's true or false.
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc I used to do a "magic trick" back in school where you asked someone to pick a number without telling you what it is, then do a whole bunch of mathematical operations on it, and in the end you tell them what number they ended with. The "trick" was to do something that factored out their original number so it didn't matter, and most students never caught on.
I've seen something similar to prove that
1=2
... The trick being that you first assign them to variables and then one line of your proof is non-obviously equivalent to0=0
, and after that point, you can prove anything.
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@error_bot solve x-7=0