The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Wait for it..
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My son sent me this:
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@dkf Hmm. pavel.petrman is one of us.
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PHP? You've come the wrong place, lad. They're doing The Antiques Roadshow next door.
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@DoctorJones
Looks perfect to go downhill with your bike
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@DoctorJones Not in picture: The winch at the top of the ramp.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is that a printout of a screenshot of a webpage photographed on a wooden table?
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is that a printout of a screenshot of a webpage photographed on a wooden table?
Captchas on paper forms are easy.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hey, that guy stole my idea:
https://what.thedailywtf.com/topic/26354/what-users-say-versus-what-they-mean/302
He has to pay for that copyright infringement!
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hey, that guy stole my idea:
https://what.thedailywtf.com/topic/26354/what-users-say-versus-what-they-mean/302
He has to pay for that copyright infringement!He probably didn't read your EULA, so he's safe.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My son sent me this:
Your son should learn to recognize fakes.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I guess you have to be a Brit to get that one.
Ms. Camel [another poster] is entirely correct in her guess. Why aye man, pronounced to sound something like "wye eye mon" is indeed a typical Geordie (Northeastern England) greeting. It means nothing more than hello or how are you doing? I noticed recently that we had someone posting on terms from England's North-East, so they'll no doubt provide more information.
As the expression is entirely a colloquial interjection, the speeling isn't settled but "wae'aye man" pretty much captures it. It mainly punctuates a conversation from the listener along with "Noooo" and "Noo-way!" - it has connotations of mild surprise and has an inflection accordingly. it can also be used as an emphasised "yes" as in "Wae'aye bonnie lad!"
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I guess you have to be a Brit to get that one.
Ms. Camel [another poster] is entirely correct in her guess. Why aye man, pronounced to sound something like "wye eye mon" is indeed a typical Geordie (Northeastern England) greeting. It means nothing more than hello or how are you doing? I noticed recently that we had someone posting on terms from England's North-East, so they'll no doubt provide more information.
As the expression is entirely a colloquial interjection, the speeling isn't settled but "wae'aye man" pretty much captures it. It mainly punctuates a conversation from the listener along with "Noooo" and "Noo-way!" - it has connotations of mild surprise and has an inflection accordingly. it can also be used as an emphasised "yes" as in "Wae'aye bonnie lad!"
I assume that has something to do with "yipet", but I don't know exactly what. Neither your link nor the first page of Google results sheds any light.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I assume that has something to do with "yipet", but I don't know exactly what. Neither your link nor the first page of Google results sheds any light.
http://www.wow247.co.uk/2015/06/26/phrases-hear-newcastle/
- “Why aye man!”
Translation: ‘Yes’ – positive, excited or enthusiastic proclamation of agreement. To soften the enthusiasm replace ‘man’ with ‘pet.’ May also be used to say goodbye.
e.g. ‘Ye gannin doon Tescoh?’ ‘Why aye man!’ = ‘Are you coming to Tesco’s’ ‘Yes!’
or ‘Why aye pet, I’ll see ya tomorroh.’ = ‘Yes (name of friend), I’ll see you tomorrow.’
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
phrases-hear-newcastle/
- “Why aye man!”
Translation: ‘Yes’ – positive, excited or enthusiastic proclamation of agreement. To soften the enthusiasm replace ‘man’ with ‘pet.’ May also be used to say goodbye.
e.g. ‘Ye gannin doon Tescoh?’ ‘Why aye man!’ = ‘Are you coming to Tesco’s’ ‘Yes!’
or ‘Why aye pet, I’ll see ya tomorroh.’ = ‘Yes (name of friend), I’ll see you tomorrow.’
"Eloise is studying English at Newcastle University. "
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That parking though.
The shit driving thread is
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Do you like my balloon?
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There aren't many ads that contain more damned lies in such a short sentence than this one.
*controller meets wall*
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@LaoC fun police orders you to stop having fun!
The ark itself -- a 510-foot wooden ship modeled after the biblical ark -- made it through the rain just fine, a representative for Ark Encounter in Williamstown, Kentucky, told CNN. But the rainfall in 2017 and 2018 caused a "significant landslide" on the property, which undermined an access road leading to the massive wooden vessel.
As a result, the access road was unsafe to use and repairs cost approximately $1 million, according to court documents.
The park filed suit this week in US District Court for the Eastern District of Kentucky, alleging its insurers acted in bad faith after investigating the property damage.
The suit claims that representatives from five of the park's insurers told the owners to proceed with repairs but have since paid only "a very small portion" of the $1 million cost.Although I admit, the title is pure gold. And technically correct!
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That parking though.
He's in the white lines, so what? The car to his left has enough room to get in or out.
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@bb36e fun fact: in Polish, Asia is short for Joanna, a common female name. To avoid confusion, the continent is called Azja.
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@Tsaukpaetra aren't you supposed to upvote only after you read it?
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra aren't you supposed to upvote only after you read it?
I did read it. It wasn't overly offensive or disagreed upon by me.
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@Tsaukpaetra it's just, I've got the upvote within 1-2 seconds of my post appearing for me. If you include the 2 round trips required for your upvote and my notification of it, that would be like, you've had about half a second to read and upvote it.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
half a second to read and upvote it.
Correct. There wasn't much content to ingest/comprehend.
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@Tsaukpaetra it would take me half a second just to move the mouse to upvote.