The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@blek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
if there's one thing the Germans know that doesn't involve armor plates, it's delicious sausages
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat In Germany we usually eat kale like this:
Fuck you, it’s past midnight and now I’m hungry. That looks tasty.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That looks tasty.
I can remedy that in the Nope thread if you'd like.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden
Oh jeah that's why nobody ever goes to Germany for the food or the jokesThat looks rather appetizing actually.
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@topspin It's actually a tradition in Northern Germany to do a "Kale Hike" in late autumn or early winter - after which you'll go to a restaurant where you'll eat this exact dinner along with copious amount of alcohol
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@Rhywden Here it's generally mashed with potatoes, served with gravy, diced bacon, and a type of sausage called 'rookworst'. It is definitely winter food, generally said to taste best if it's harvested after first frost. Most definitely the kale must have been frozen before it is cooked.
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@Rhywden here in the south-west we don’t do “kale hikes“ (actually, the only hiking is on Father’s Day with beer) but I’d eat the Kassler with or without it.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Fuck you, it’s past midnight and now I’m hungry. That looks tasty.
Except for the kale, I'll agree with you. (And I love broccoli)
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
where you'll eat this exact dinner along with copious amount of alcohol
Ah. There you go. The way to make kale palatable!
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
trying to uninstall RealPlayer
*war flashbacks*
I still don’t understand why that ever was a thing. There was no reason for RealPlayer’s existence, besides torment of course.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
trying to uninstall RealPlayer
*war flashbacks*
I still don’t understand why that ever was a thing. There was no reason for RealPlayer’s existence, besides torment of course.
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@brie Here's something I hadn't thought about for like 20 years
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Old but gold.
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This, too, is old but gold:
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@Zecc
I aspire to the level of mental balance required to make that sort of correction for this image in particular
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@Zecc Ah yes, I see you removed the JPEG artefacts around some of the text
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@Tsaukpaetra They're a month late.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra They're a month late.
I'm catching up in a chat. It was in December posted.
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@Tsaukpaetra What is the Christmas dick actually intended to be? I'm struggling to see anything else except dick and balls.
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@stillwater Candle, baubles and holly
ha! knew I was gonna @Tsaukpaetra
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@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra What is the Christmas dick actually intended to be? I'm struggling to see anything else except dick and balls.
Holly, candlestick, and berries.
Edit: Or baubles. That works too.
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@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
ha! knew I was gonna @Tsaukpaetra
You can have that one. I'm going to bed now....
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Yeah makes sense now. Wow we're all gonna end up in quotes out of context with this whole dick ball Christmas fuckery.
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@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Wow we're all gonna end up in quotes out of context
Just for that I'm personally delaying my report for minimum ten hours! 😉
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@pie_flavor Let's see…
pe pə tʃeɪ s ə bɪ fʌ k ɪn slʌ
(some consonants omitted because they're not pronounced and merely assumed/filled in)
Homework for the more linguistically-inclined: adapt that to the accent
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