The Official Status Thread
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
crash my machine with it.
You're going to allow open-ended regex pattern input?
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: debating whether it would be dangerous to release certain error_bot functionality, knowing you guys will inevitably find a way to crash my machine with it.
(e.g. If I give you a RNG with arbitrary bignum capabilities, you're going to use it to max out my memory and/or CPU.)
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: debating whether it would be dangerous to release certain error_bot functionality, knowing you guys will inevitably find a way to crash my machine with it.
(e.g. If I give you a RNG with arbitrary bignum capabilities, you're going to use it to max out my memory and/or CPU.)
But I really did want to know what
3^3^3^3^3^3^3^3^3^3^3^3
was.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: debating whether it would be dangerous to release certain error_bot functionality, knowing you guys will inevitably find a way to crash my machine with it.
(e.g. If I give you a RNG with arbitrary bignum capabilities, you're going to use it to max out my memory and/or CPU.)
But I really did want to know what
3^3^3^3^3^3^3^3^3^3^3^3
was.
Filed under: 3 mod 3 mod 3 mod 3 mod 3 mod 3 mod 3 mod 3 mod 3 mod 3 mod 3 mod 3
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@error Godawful idea: Spin up a VM for each user, and then do something like Tiquality, but with CPU time.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: debating whether it would be dangerous to release certain error_bot functionality, knowing you guys will inevitably find a way to crash my machine with it.
(e.g. If I give you a RNG with arbitrary bignum capabilities, you're going to use it to max out my memory and/or CPU.)
But I really did want to know what
3^3^3^3^3^3^3^3^3^3^3^3
was.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Filed under: 3 mod 3 mod 3 mod 3 mod 3 mod 3 mod 3 mod 3 mod 3 mod 3 mod 3 mod 3
That's a funny way of writing
XOR
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status brain hurts.
Additional status gave and graded 60 exams, wrote 70 comments. Nothing left but mindless meetings for the rest of the school year.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Status Thread:
@dcon Optimist.
I was! Came back 8 hours later and it had finished! Same day! :gasp:
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra tell us about the flavor.
So far? Not bad. I assume the terrible lag and frequent system hangs will go away Soon™.
That's called "upgrading the hardware".
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Status Thread:
Status decided to clean out the trap on one of my bathroom sinks. It doesn't drain slowly anymore, which is good. However, ewwwwwww. And I hate trying to reattach the drain stopper lever thingy. Always takes a bunch of tried to get it right.
You have to make the appropriate sacrifices to the bloody finger $deity.
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Status Thread:
@izzion FUN FACT: the SMB protocol specification (you know, "get directory contents, get file, send file" but more detailed) is no less than 421 pages long.
You must be a hoot at parties...
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Status Thread:
Nothing left but mindless meetings for the rest of the school year.
Body attends meetings; mind is already in Tahiti.
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@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra tell us about the flavor.
So far? Not bad. I assume the terrible lag and frequent system hangs will go away Soon™.
That's called "upgrading the hardware".
Hardware is perfectly fine. 2.6 GHz quad-core with 3GB Ram should be enough for anyone!
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Me: *plays GTA5, buys armor at gun shop*
Shopkeeper: I bet you'll use it the second you're out the door!Yeah, thanks man.
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Status: The last season of Game of Thrones is a complete joke, but the memes have been wonderful.
e: The major plot points of entire season got leaked a year ago and nobody believed it was real because of how stupid everything was.
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Status: seems I might have actually saved myself a bunch of work opting for numerical integration over patched conic approximation. It's actually somewhat difficult finding all the equations to make things work with the latter.
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Status:
Please action the attached <thing> and revert asap.
Who talks like that? Back of the pile buddy.
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status: fucking mosquitoes...
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@Cursorkeys said in The Official Status Thread:
Status:
Please action the attached <thing> and revert asap.
Who talks like that?
Indians.
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@kazitor said in The Official Status Thread:
numerical integration
The trick is knowing which numerical integrator to use.
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status: fucking cockroaches!!!
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@Tsaukpaetra I miss ponies now.
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@dkf said in The Official Status Thread:
@kazitor said in The Official Status Thread:
numerical integration
The trick is knowing which numerical integrator to use.
And the answer is "actually velocity Verlet and not something that was probably closer to the midpoint method I think"
Anyway, I've fought through the tribulations of Kepler orbits and fudging cross products with two-dimensional vectors, and implemented a much-needed feature: prediction!
(those are some heavy compression artefacts there…)The big yellow line is a graphical indicator of thrust. The yellow circle is a prediction of how the orbit will appear. The dim yellow spiral is a trail indicating where it's come from.
That's another crucial feature implemented; time to celebrate!
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@kazitor said in The Official Status Thread:
And the answer is "actually velocity Verlet and not something that was probably closer to the midpoint method I think"
Given that it's mostly flat geometry (and so uses Euclidean metrics), I'd assume that something like Simpson's rule would be an appropriate integrator. By comparison, the Trapezoidal rule and simple Riemann sums tend to introduce systematic error.
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@dkf Verlet integration has been working perfectly for me; the trail still lines up after multiple orbits. I think it might be what Universe Sandbox uses too? Also, it looks as if Simpson's rule would only get from acceleration to velocity rather than explicitly incorporating position as well.
What you said about knowing which integrator to use is basically what I'm getting at: under the numerical approach, all that's necessary is to add up forces and integrate. With the patched conic approximation, I have to mess with the specific relative angular momentum, semi-latus rectum, eccentricity vector and various manipulations with all of them, and to actually get a position from that I'd then have to calculate eccentric and true anomaly as well.
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*Game of Thrones ends*
Me: finally, the GoT memes will die down and I will be able to browse the internet for 5 minutes without seeing one
Internet: [GoT memes intensify]
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Status: Wow, thanks Cisco
POST started... POST finished, result is 0 (hint: 1 means it failed)
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Status: Fixed an evil bug in our code. Or rather the bug wasn't in our code: it was in some versions of gcc, which was choking on a fairly conventional combination of negation and multiply on fixed point types. Where the combination of operations was only being brought together by aggressive inlining of functions, so fun fun fun fun fun!!! But the fix, that was in our code and it was basically to offload the negation to a different part of the program (the configuration phase) where it was less costly anyway.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
3GB Ram
Piece of shit kernel settings. Why are you killing apps such I still have 23 percent free RAM?!?! Goddam stupidity...
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Status: added hundreds of NodeBB API methods to , so you can access them all from one place, with a consistent interface and full Intellisense.
Filed under: That admin namespace is tantalizing...
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Wow, thanks Cisco
POST started... POST finished, result is 0 (hint: 1 means it failed)
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Status: A fully accurate view of InTune Dynamic Groups and the "deviceOwnership" property, at emoji scale:
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Status: I broke SO, and I'm genuinely disappointed you don't get a for that.
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"This is our fault."?
Is Jeff Atwood no longer involved in SO?EDIT: he apparently left SO in 2012. I had no idea.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
EDIT: he apparently left SO in 2012. I had no idea.
The damage was done.
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Made my first Nuclearcraft reactor, smiled, turned to my storage system, then turned back to find it had melted down immediately.
After literally 45 minutes of peering at my reactor design, checking configuration files, Googling, checking Github for issues, and then experimentation in creative mode, I realized... oh. There's a difference between blocks like Lapis Lazuli Block and Lapis Cooler. I was running a reactor with absolutely no cooling.
Well, that'll do it.
(None of the above probably makes sense to anyone but @pie_flavor.)
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@heterodox said in The Official Status Thread:
(None of the above probably makes sense to anyone but @pie_flavor.)
. My Minecraft lexicon parsed that just fine.
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@heterodox I mean, Nuclearcraft is in general a pain to set up. The machines accept FE so whenever I need one I just use a TE machine.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Status Thread:
@heterodox I mean, Nuclearcraft is in general a pain to set up.
Wasn't bad at all after I figured out what the hell a cooler was.
@pie_flavor said in The Official Status Thread:
The machines accept FE so whenever I need one I just use a TE machine.
Well, sure, but I didn't want it for the machines, I wanted it for the power generation (my lava power generation was starting to get quite noisy and insufficient).
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Status: I think someone is trying to hack me...
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Status: My AMZN order was delivered ~9:20 this morning, after me missing the phone call not one, but two times. I had given my work address, but I had got stuck at home. So they offered to deliver to the home address and found it without problems, too. What if... what if the world is not entirely that bad?
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Status: Nope.
Filed under: Work
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status: fucking Azure!
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Status: loving these perturbations
(that's Jupiter and the Galilean moons, FYI)You don't get this level of accuracy in Kerbal Space Program!
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Status:
[customer], I've shipped you the latest prototype and it has datalogging. It's imperative that you start the logger before turning it on for the first time, as that first-turn-on data is unique and very valuable.
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OK, it's been on for an hour, what did you want me to do with that logger?x1000
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@Cursorkeys why didn't the logging turn on by default?
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@Gąska said in The Official Status Thread:
@Cursorkeys why didn't the logging turn on by default?
It's a separate hardware device, but you only have to plug it in and turn it on.
It's quite annoying really, some conditions that we can't replicate here in the lab only happen once on initial turn on.
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@Cursorkeys I hope there's a way to factory reset or something.