The Official Status Thread
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Status: Looking at pussy.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Looking at pussy.
How does your bitch feel about it?
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@Gąska said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Looking at pussy.
How does your bitch feel about it?
She's just bitchin'.
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Status: Firefox spontaneously decided all my addons are unsupported and has disabled them. I hope this is temporary. Update: ah, they've had a certificate issue.
Also: four species of bird fighting over food outside.
One that I wanted to feed, one that has to be fed separately lest it bully the first out of their feed, one that doesn't bother me whether it eats here or not, and one I would much prefer gets nothing at all.
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@Tsaukpaetra I ... always silently assumed you’re male.
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Happy Star Trek day all!
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra I ... always silently assumed you’re male.
I am. Are you assuming I am pictured?
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@Tsaukpaetra I thought “status” implied that, yes.
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra I thought “status” implied that, yes.
Nah, I was looking at pussy, a picture thereof.
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Status: I'm coming to realize that my dreams mostly take place in a single, consistent city. It just looks nothing like any city I've ever lived in. Maybe a pastiche of all of them? If so, traffic must be horrible. Freeways that abruptly end in locked stairwells?
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status: The stuff in the cute things thread is cute, the rest of the threads are still mostly a right-libertarian garbage fire
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@Benjamin-Hall Well, beats freeways that work like roller coasters, with jumps and flying bridges
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@Gribnit said in The Official Status Thread:
@Benjamin-Hall Well, beats freeways that work like roller coasters, with jumps and flying bridges
There are some of those as well.
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@kazitor said in The Official Status Thread:
Also: four species of bird fighting over food outside.
One that I wanted to feed, one that has to be fed separately lest it bully the first out of their feed, one that doesn't bother me whether it eats here or not, and one I would much prefer gets nothing at all.Use AI-based face recognition to create an IoT bird feeder. Even if it doesn't work, at least it will provide plenty of funny stuff to post.
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What the fuck's going on? I took a picture on my phone of some TeamViewer credentials so I could connect remotely. Now I look through the camera and gallery apps and the photo is nowhere to be found .
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Status: Day one of kitty show done. My cat advanced in rank and got title Premier. She also went up against another cat twice for a nomination. Lost the nomination for Senior, won nomination for Best Female (and ended up losing to a british shorthair in the final).
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Me (not owning a dishwasher): reuses all dishes as much as possible before finally cleaning them with less than a minute of scrubbing
My parents: fork got in contact with tomato sauce? Better put it through 3 hours of scalding hot soapy water!
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Status Thread:
Freeways that abruptly end in locked stairwells?
Better than airports in the basements of skyscrapers.
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Status: I greatly despise when manufacturer says "talk to retailer to get your RMA" and retailer says "talk to manufacturer to get RMA".
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@dkf said in The Official Status Thread:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Status Thread:
Freeways that abruptly end in locked stairwells?
Better than airports in the basements of skyscrapers.
Too soon.
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I'm getting absolutely fucking slammed by spam recently. I see SpamAssassin headers on incoming mail but no indication that (my extensively trained) Bayes filter is being run.
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Status: error: anti-depression activity execution crashed.
Sleep cycle recycle cycle trigger triggered.
Start wake-up, mode: unexpected peaceful restart.
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status: goddammit
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@pie_flavor: E_MISSING_FBMAC
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@heterodox said in The Official Status Thread:
I see SpamAssassin headers on incoming mail but no indication that (my extensively trained) Bayes filter is being run.
Maybe the spammers have put a header in that makes the software think it's already been run? Or someone's disabled running “expensive” external filters for some reason?
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Status: I did a thing!
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535587350579773440/574523424798539796/VID_20190505_020735.mp4
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@Tsaukpaetra
Awesome!
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Status: On my way home from kitty show. Today went better, my cat won a best in show for best senior, beating the cat she lost to for best senior yesterday. Best neutered female she lost to a Brit again, those fucking Brits are everywhere.
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Looks like error_bot has no problem running 9 Infocom games in parallel (along with the xkcd, fractal, and casino modules...)
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I might mix things up and throw in a DOSBox game.
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Has anybody else's YouTube started "blinking out" for a second at the beginning of every video?
It happens in two unrelated computers so I figure it might not be just me.
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Status Thread:
Has anybody else's YouTube started "blinking out" for a second at the beginning of every video?
It happens in two unrelated computers so I figure it might not be just me.
Yes, I assumed it my was ad-blocker again (uBlock Origin).
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I'm feeling particularly crazy today: is there a NodeJS implementation of X11 server that could render to an image (so error_bot could then upload those to NodeBB)?
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
NodeJS implementation of X11 server
You just went full evil scientist.
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@error I really hope there is no X11 server of any kind written in javascript.
But you could probably interop with xvfb from it.
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Status Thread:
@error I really hope there is no X11 server of any kind written in javascript.
Sorry. There's an equivalent of rule 34 for JS.
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Status: The cat has decided she needs to be petted and I can't use the keyboard.
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Status Thread:
you could probably interop with xvfb from it.
That's very likely the easiest option.
Or finding a way to render images without that extra process that basically has nothing to do with creating PNG images…
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Status: annoyed. I spent a lot of time to get a reward that I just discovered I already had. Why offer unique you-can't-have-more-than-one-of-this things that the player already owns?!?
Just another ploy to make me give up money since I had trust. Bye bye, trust!
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Status: I am incredibly annoyed by meetings that are scheduled for X amount of time but go longer. Wait...I used too many words. Let me try that again. I am incredibly annoyed by meetings. Better.
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Status: The fuck?
I think I'm going to clean install my machine, it's been super long since I've done it and I'm getting really odd Windows Defender actions...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: annoyed. I spent a lot of time to get a reward that I just discovered I already had. Why offer unique you-can't-have-more-than-one-of-this things that the player already owns?!?
You're having an affair with another game than the one you're developing?
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@dkf said in The Official Status Thread:
Maybe the spammers have put a header in that makes the software think it's already been run? Or someone's disabled running “expensive” external filters for some reason?
I don't think so. The SA headers have my hostname on them and I'm the only one who manages the SA configuration.
I probably just need to restart the server; it's been a while.
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status: I've been screwing with the cafeteria DJ system so much that it now plays my most-played songs automatically when participation is low.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: annoyed. I spent a lot of time to get a reward that I just discovered I already had. Why offer unique you-can't-have-more-than-one-of-this things that the player already owns?!?
You're having an affair with another game than the one you're developing?
Dude, we were together long before I ever got with.... wait, how is that "pouting"?
I suppose I don't pout....
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@Tsaukpaetra That's the name for U+1F621 – "intended to depict pouting rather than simply anger"
It's a matter of versus . Or , which displays the same but seems more appropriate when you hover over it. Or . Or , or , … everyone loves Unicode emoji, right?
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Status Thread:
I am incredibly annoyed by meetings that are scheduled for X amount of time but go longer.
That's a mark of bad chairmanship. Either the meeting should have been scheduled for longer, or the blowhards who love the sound of their own voice should have been shut down so as to keep them from being time vampires. Chair's fault either way.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Status Thread:
status: I've been screwing with the cafeteria DJ system so much that it now plays my most-played songs automatically when participation is low.
And so far nobody has figured it out?
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@dkf
I prefer just using silver bullets on the time vampires