The Official Status Thread
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
express-useragent is.... special. it misidentifies a lot of mobile browsers.
I can't blame it. Desktop user agents are bad enough; mobile ones are truly horrible.
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@FrostCat Condolences.
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@dse said in The Official Status Thread:
exception occurred while processing your request.
Yo {animal}, I heard you like errors in your errors, so I put errors in you errors that handle errors?
Status: last Night's dream combined aspects of The Giver and Chobits.
The is real!
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STATUS Annoyed!
My boots are made from vegan leather.
Really? Wait. What?
Yeah no animals were harmed.
I bet you're an insufferable twat.
No I care about the animals' suffering.
Like I said. Twat!Vegan Leather. Telling the world you're a twat!
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
Vegan Leather. Telling the word you're a twat!
So, they take the skin of a vegan to make leather out of it ?
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
Vegan Leather. Telling the word you're a twat!
So, they take the skin of a vegan to make leather out of it ?
Wishful thinking I'm afaird :(
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D'aww...... who's the cutest elder god abomination from the abyss? you are! yes you are! you are the cutest elder god abomination from the abyss ever!
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@accalia Chtulhu Dash?
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@Tsaukpaetra be honest, you just want to a robot.
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@Sentenryu said in The Official Status Thread:
you just want to a robot.
Would it be so bad if I were?
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@Sentenryu I'd do a robot.
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@aliceif depends on the robot, I wouldn't do C3PO
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@Luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:
@FrostCat
A like would be out of place ... we need a 'with sympathy' button or somethingJust thinking the same thing. I've used the "sad" one on Facebook a couple times recently...
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Status Thread:
Fuck you, health challenge portal.
When I commute by train, I can easily get 10000 steps in.
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@fbmac said in The Official Status Thread:
Wtfbanking just gave us very hard to get goals for getting our bonus this year.
This word ... bonus ... I do not comprehend this...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Would it be so bad if I were?
According to Futurama, yes.
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@FrostCat said in The Official Status Thread:
According to Futurama, yes.
Well then I suppose it's a good thing I'm not a Futurama then.
Though, that sounds like an interesting movie to see.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Though, that sounds like an interesting movie to see.
It's an animated show from the creator of the Simpsons.
It's available on Netflix b.t.w.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
animated show
Specifically this episode: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0584443/?ref_=ttep_ep15
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
It's an animated show from the creator of the Simpsons.
Well damn, I don't watch TV enough to hunt it OTA.
@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
It's available on Netflix b.t.w.
I also don't have a Netflix subscription...
@FrostCat said in The Official Status Thread:
Specifically this episode:
Well now I have a target to search for on Youtube...
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@FrostCat Lucy Liubot!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
It's available on Netflix b.t.w.
I also don't have a Netflix subscription...
Get a free month trial, it's worth it if only to watch Futurama
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
free month tria
the extra $4/mo for no ads is pretty nice, btw.
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
Vegan Leather.
Some are made of cork or kelp but there's definitely a project to grow cow skin in vast perfectly flat sheets just for making leather out of. There's also such a thing as bacterial cellulose, which is basically just really stiff slime.
(no slight on bacterial cellulose, it's a fantastic material. You can make all kinds of crazy future fabrics/wood stuff/desserts/wound dressings out of it, but it's like sausage. Don't look while it's being made.)
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@FrostCat said in The Official Status Thread:
the extra $4/mo for no ads is pretty nice, btw.
ads, on Netflix ?
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How does one go about creating a law? Like Godwin's Law or Poe's Law? Is there an official place you have to put it? Or do you just shove it in your sig and spam it everywhere?
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@coldandtired said in The Official Status Thread:
How does one go about creating a law? Like Godwin's Law or Poe's Law? Is there an official place you have to put it? Or do you just shove it in your sig and spam it everywhere?
Blakeyrat has a few laws, ask him.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
ads, on Netflix ?
Oh, my mistake, I was thinking Hulu.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
ads, on Netflix ?
Oh, my mistake, I was thinking Hulu.
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@aliceif said in The Official Status Thread:
Blakeyrat has a few laws, ask him.
But, isn't one of Blakeyrat's law : don't ask me questions unless you wan't to be
called namesbilled ?
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ben_lubar said in Population of China:
All I can find is @blakeyrat's first law:
- Blakeyrat's Law: Any discussion of an ad will quickly devolve into a discussion of the use and/or morality of ad-blockers.
- Corollary to Blakeyrat's Law: During the discussion of ad-blockers, somebody will invariably reply, "oh, this site has ads? I've never seen them", in the most condescending way possible.
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Blakeyrat's laws also appear here, but did they spread there organically?
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@aliceif And the one about all discussions ending up devolving into discussing how terrible Discourse is. That might be the second law.
Also "everyone is a liar, especially blakeyrat"
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@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
Also "everyone is a liar, especially blakeyrat"
What about @mikeTheLiar, huh?
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@dkf *shrug*
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@aliceif said in The Official Status Thread:
@Sentenryu I'd do a robot.
http://www.amazon.com/Vibrators-Sex-Toys-Adult-Games/b?ie=UTF8&node=3777831
Filed under: please don't onebox
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Status: All my chrome is dead...
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Status: arglblargle at the one who decided to make sequence numbers
smallint
!!!!
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@Tsaukpaetra It's not the size of your
int
but what you do with it that counts.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
It's not the size of your int but what you do with it that counts.
QFT.
Unfortunately, this means we're going to need to revamp this table soon, as we already have sequence numbers in the 100s...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
we already have sequence numbers in the 100s...
Woaaah. Sounds like you need to go Webscaleβ’.
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Status: Had a meeting that crashed into a train wreck(rightfully so) for the people who want to piggy back ontop of our work instead of do what they are required to. My team didn't have to say a word, but we all were more or less making this face at the phone:
http://oi51.tinypic.com/20usdwj.jpg
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@FrostCat said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Just got home from the hospital. My wife of 9 days less than 26 years died of heart failure.
Condolences. I'd buy you a beer if I thought it would help.
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Status God damn piece of shit remote access is broke so I'm in the office for 20 minutes to do a deploy because the fucking samba share we deploy to is slow as molasses.
Happiness scale: -2
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@JazzyJosh said in The Official Status Thread:
God damn piece of shit remote access is broke
Maybe @blakeyrat broke it?
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@Lorne-Kates wait nodebb doesn't onebox itself?
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Status: Is it really that... time... again?
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@ben_lubar I don't know what I'm looking at.
Closest interpretation: Generic HL2-Engine game or simulation, weaponless, futuresque-style map, no entities.Status: Found a hidden setting in the device's BIOS that for some reason pauses media playback when "sleeping". Well that's one desired effect achieved, but it still sucks battery like it's not sleeping anyways, so what's the point?
Edit: Nope, nevermind, apparently it was a total fluke that turning off the monitor paused audio playback... Windows 10: Consistent through the ages!
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STATUS:
New instagram logo is simple graphics on top of rainbowy shit.
I'm telling you guys, these pastel gradients are the next big thing in design. I already hate it.
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STATUS:
Today I have to do some shit that requires 3D acceleration. Meaning I can't do it in Linux VM. Meaning I'm back to working on Windows. Swell. :/