The Official Status Thread
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@ben_lubar I'd assume that unadorned 403 is the culprit.
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Status: I'mma say this is @accalia and not the devil, because I like her.
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@Weng said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar I'd assume that unadorned 403 is the culprit.
If anyone wants to reproduce the bug, go to a NodeBB login page, delete your session cookie (your session contains the anti-CSRF token), and then try to log in.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
@Magus said in The Official Status Thread:
Lorne_Kates
Who? Do you mean @Lorne-Kates?
Thanks for that, Clippy.
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Status: Watching O'Reilly pound Colbert's desk while screaming "Yes! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?"
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@Magus said in The Official Status Thread:
And a person does not have many places one might occupy.
You mean, other than Wall St.?
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STATUS Annoyed!
What ever happened to books? All I appear to be able to find now is a webpage with a couple lines touching on a third of the functionality that may or may not work. While books didn't cover everything they did touch a considerable bit in detail and actually worked!
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@ChaosTheEternal said in The Official Status Thread:
after being forcibly logged out (again)
The session on my work laptop got logged out again. Logged in okay though, at least.
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STATUS Actually amused.
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/shock-clock-wakeup-trainer-never-hit-snooze-again--2#/
I like that one of the stretch goals allows you to open it up to the internet allow a person of your choice to electrocute you. I suppose we're one step closer to the dream of stabbing people over the internet.
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@DogsB If I had an alarm clock which shocked me, then I'm not sure it'd survive the first morning before being thrown at a wall.
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Status: Homicidal but too tired to act on it.
Frustrating.
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
What ever happened to books?
In general, or...?
@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
All I appear to be able to find now is a webpage with a couple lines touching on a third of the functionality that may or may not work.
Which has... what to do with books?
@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
While books didn't cover everything they did touch a considerable bit in detail and actually worked!
What are you talking about?
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Status: Nagios is complicated, but it does what I want. We use an external monitoring service too, but that can't handle looking at things inside our firewall…
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@Magus said in The Official Status Thread:
A person may occupy a place. But occupying a human can't mean many things.
I am currently occupied with the task of composing a reply to your post.
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@CarrieVS You're all crazy. You aren't occupying someone. If anything, clearly I am.
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I think @ben_lubar is getting out of control. Why won't you honour that option, Ben?
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@DogsB ... Kind of want? I adapted to the Fitbit vibrate alarm within literally 2 days.
I have additionally learned how to get out of bed, unlock my computer and dismiss the alarm clock running there before going back to bed, unconscious the entire time (when Win10 updates don't scuttle it in the night anyway)
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@Weng I don't have the alarm on my computer, but I do have one of those that make you do a puzzle in order for them to shut up on my phone.
It does get me out of bed 99% of the time when I know I actually have to get up, but I can apparently do them almost unconsciously since, if I forget to turn the alarm off when it's a holiday or something, I can wake up hours later without even remembering the phone ringing.
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@Weng @Onyx I think you're missing the bigger picture here. Stretch goals opens it to the internet. Just let that sink in. Imagine the headlines when it gets compromised...
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@DogsB Security experts shocked by alarm clock vulnerability?
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@Onyx said in The Official Status Thread:
@DogsB Security experts shocked by alarm clock vulnerability?
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Status: wondering if it would be possible to make money writing articles that have bad puns as titles instead of regular clickbait.
Also: my phone's dictionary didn't have the word "clickbait" in it. Ahhh, an innocent soul it is...
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Status:
I have a confession to make.
I have a superpower.My nervous system's sensitization is so heightened, it overcame 9 shots of Novocaine today.
such pain.... much ow.... we bailed on the root canal so I've got another appointment next week. Can barely open my mouth at the moment.
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Status Thread:
My nervous system's sensitization is so heightened, it overcame 9 shots of Novocaine today.
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@CarrieVS Yes, I have redhead genes, but it's probably more the fibromyalgia
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@Mikael_Svahnberg Wait, they turned off the .gif gravy-train? Boo!
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@Onyx said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: wondering if it would be possible to make money writing articles that have bad puns as titles instead of regular clickbait.
So... newspaper journalist instead of internet journalist.
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@Onyx said in The Official Status Thread:
I do have one of those that make you do a puzzle in order for them to shut up on my phone.
It does get me out of bed 99% of the time when I know I actually have to get up, but I can apparently do them almost unconsciously since, if I forget to turn the alarm off when it's a holiday or something, I can wake up hours later without even remembering the phone ringing.Apparently I can do three-term double-digit math when in S2. The wakeup event gets logged, but since the action completes in less than 2 minutes I end up going back to sleep automatically...
@Yamikuronue said in The Official Status Thread:
My nervous system's sensitization is so heightened, it overcame 9 shots of Novocaine today.
Mine is apparently unaffected by many types of painkillers. We tried to get the wisdom teeth pulled while I was awake. :nope.png:
The world is a different place when those kinds of things don't work on you...
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@blakeyrat Damn it! You're right!
Can I make money claiming they stole my idea instead?
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Status My work computer hard-locked for the third time on the last 30 days. What in the world has our IT done to my poor box?!
It's really eerie when you have a screensaver of things that are supposed to be "alive", but they're all frozen in time stuck in the middle of all their actions...
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@ben_lubar only four syllables in that last line.
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@JazzyJosh Maybe they pronounce
hookers
with three syllables in Wisconsin?
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@DogsB I can think of at least one reason having a shock collar internet accessible would be useful.
Therefore nothing harmful can come of it!
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Watching O'Reilly pound Colbert's desk while screaming "Yes! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?"
Status Watching O'Reily pound Colbert on his desk while screaming "YES! DO THAT! DO THAT!"
Filed under: Fanfiction.net
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@Onyx said in The Official Status Thread:
@blakeyrat Damn it! You're right!
Can I make money claiming they stole my idea instead?
Yes. And that's everything wrong with America today.
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@dkf said in The Official Status Thread:
@JazzyJosh Maybe they pronounce
hookers
with three syllables in Wisconsin?If it was Alabama, they'd pronounce
hookers
with three letters."Mom"
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
@dkf said in The Official Status Thread:
@JazzyJosh Maybe they pronounce
hookers
with three syllables in Wisconsin?If it was Alabama, they'd pronounce
hookers
with three letters."Mom"
"Sis" works too.
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
Filed under: Fanfiction.net
Wow. Rule 34 prevails, huh?
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@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
@dkf said in The Official Status Thread:
@JazzyJosh Maybe they pronounce
hookers
with three syllables in Wisconsin?If it was Alabama, they'd pronounce
hookers
with three letters."Mom"
"Sis" works too.
Same person, so use either.
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So Chrome opens a separate Task Manager instance for every plugin-in I have installed-- and for every tab, huh?
Interesting.
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
for every plugin-in I have installed-- and for every tab, huh?
Yup. It's awesome and awful. But not really a problem if you got the ram. ;)
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Status Thread:
Status:
I have a confession to make.
I have a superpower.My nervous system's sensitization is so heightened, it overcame 9 shots of Novocaine today.
such pain.... much ow.... we bailed on the root canal so I've got another appointment next week. Can barely open my mouth at the moment.
I can sympathize. A loose filling (loose, as in: DIdn't fall out but moved just the tiniest of bits whenever I took a bite) inflamed the nerve under it a bit, so that when it came to replacing said filling, I needed four times the usual dose.
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@Yamikuronue Anaesthetic makes me very sick and gives me mouth ulcers, so I had a root canal done without it after having the root poisoned a week earlier. Do they do that there?
I also had to assist in removing my own compacted wisdom tooth (with a jab this time!)
Polish dentists are so much better than English ones, though.
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Status: Rolling my own pseudo transactional table. This is going to suck...
Because apparently transaction-level data isn't/won't be/don't even ask/like at all available.
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@Weng said in The Official Status Thread:
I have additionally learned how to [go to elaborate lengths to shut off my alarm without waking up]".
I had that problem in college. I put my alarm on the top shelf of the room's built-in bookcase, where I would have to stand up and also reach up to get it. That always woke me up.
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Status Thread:
superpower.
What are you having the root canal for? I view any recommendation for one with a little suspicion after my wife cracked her tooth, and the first three dentists she called wanted to do a root canal. Yeah, and that helps fix the broken tooth how?
At any rate, conscious sedation, if you can use it, is a wonderful thing. I had all four wisdom teeth extracted due to being impacted, and I don't remember a thing about it.
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@FrostCat said in The Official Status Thread:
That always woke me up.
Well at least you found your stop-gap I guess.
Things I can do (apparently) without waking up:
- Solve math (of the form x+y*z, up to two digits)
- Query the current date and generic date offsets (such as "what day was five days ago?")
- Determine divisibility of numbers (i.e. "select all numbers that are not divisible by 8")
- Pair dice (select dice that add up to 7)
- Sort numbers
- identify the the location of a key, retrieve it, and use it to unlock a cabinet, and disable the alarm that's going off inside it
- let the dog out to go pee, which is 76% across the house from my bedroom
- make toast (assuming source of bread exists, missing bread produces a runtime error which sometimes wakes me up)
- drown (don't ask)
I'm pretty sure that if enough optimization occurs, I can probably even shower and clothe myself before enough attention is needed to wake me up fully.
I've already caught myself driving under less than 20% nominal awareness... (that was not a fun experience, and the adrenaline did not help for much more than about 30 seconds, FML).
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
hings I can do (apparently) without waking up
[horrifying list deleted]What the hell is wrong with you? It took me about two days to learn to start waking up once I did the thing I described.
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@FrostCat said in The Official Status Thread:
What the hell is wrong with you?
Nobody can tell me! And I would probably admitted into a psychiatric institution if I was actually tested, so... y'all here are the blessed few that get to know some of my quirks. ;)
@FrostCat said in The Official Status Thread:
learn to start waking up once I did the thing I described.
See, my problem is that if my mind is a certain average percent idle for a given span of time, I go to sleep, bar none. Last estimate was approximately 15% active over 10 minutes or so.
Since there is no API or anything to set such core configuration information (it really sucks sometimes), I have to ensure that at any given point I'm always thinking of something or otherwise busying my mind. Of course, repetitive operations may get optimized, so effort must be done to prevent or mitigate the performance gains that automatic optimization of processes and procedures inevitably achieves.This has lead to situations such as the (to most everyone else) highly distracting animated characters on my work desktop, combined with active participation in these forums when at work. When driving, I run a music interpretation program set to dynamically represent as many individual instruments as possible on the Stage (without distracting from the road of course), and set to no-record (so in theory I'm doing this from scratch every time, so everything should be somewhat original, though some songs have gained theme elements that can recur...).
Literally, if you tell me to sit in a chair and listen unmoving, I will be unaware of anything at all by the time you reach about the sixth amendment or so. However I can be awoken by verbal attention phrases or certain sudden physical contact.
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@Tsaukpaetra What I'm taking from this is you need your alarm connected to a shock collar.