The Official Status Thread
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Why don't people do this? CSS is more powerful than gettext.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
CSS is more powerful than gettext.
I don't think I understand. Isn't gettext some kind of translation software? And isn't CSS a way to describe how things are supposed to be laid out?
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Status: The fscking troubleshooter for Windows Update.... looks for updates using Windows Update.
Um... Microsoft. If I'm troubleshooting something, don't attempt to use the thing I claim is broken! It's broken! FFS!
Imagine if I tried to troubleshoot a Gas leak, the first thing I did was to light the stove!
Sometimes, Windows 7. Sometimes....
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Status: In other news, for some reason one of the laptops has acquired a version of Windows Loader. NFC why, all my machines are activated via KMS, so ?
Oh well, time to re-image it!
Filed under: Consider posting multiple replies in one post, rather than multiple posts
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I screwed in my new ssd the wrong way around.
Idiot.
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@Onyx said in The Official Status Thread:
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When the fax machine starts working everyone in the office gets scared at the sudden unknown noise. We're kind of like that cat who had a cucumber placed behind him.
NODEBBB!!!!
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
I screwed in my new ssd the wrong way around.
You also managed to take a photo with a potato, which is a fairly impressive feat but a camera would have let us see better
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Status: 503
That is, on certain Spring documentation. Not their whole site or even all their javadocs, just the two or three specific ones I really need to see.
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Status: So close! If only the 'N' entry wasn't there...
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: So close! If only the 'N' entry wasn't there...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sting_(wrestler)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sting_(musician)
I saw the headline "Sting uncovers doping scandal". Was very disappointed that it nothing to do with the musician or the wrestler.
The concept of "Sting" operations has being ruined forever.
*edit DOH!
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@DogsB -_-
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@RaceProUK Ah beat me to it while i was looking at this...
*edit this one is my favourite
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2814677/Stig-spotted-on-Google-Street-View.html
its like finding something sinister in the background of conspiracy theory pictures.
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It looks like the blue light grows people and animals, yellow one grows vegetation and the red one grows a desert.
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Status: My backup disk is failing, making it yet another HDD where the MTTF is closer to 40 000 h than the by the manufacturer alleged 200 000h.
Good thing I saw it coming and have already set up syncthing as a backup backup. I wonder if I can dust off an old DAT machine as a backup backup backup.
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
its like finding something sinister in the background of conspiracy theory pictures.
IIRC that used to be the Top Gear office though.
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
It looks like the blue light grows people and animals, yellow one grows vegetation and the red one grows a desert.
Things grow?
How do you make it grow the things? Is there a 'play' button of any sort? Do you just wait? Does it happen right away and it's just broken on my computer? Is that actually something other than yesterday's xkcd?
Edit: a thing grew while I was typing this. I guess the answer is (b).
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STATUS Someone has brought posh cake into the office.
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Status: With a month to go before the referendum, all the news outlets are going on about the UK leaving the EU, commonly referred to as
Brexit
.Am I the only one who thinks that sounds more like a breakfast cereal?
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
Am I the only one who thinks that sounds more like a breakfast cereal?
I'd tried to avoid giving it enough thought to decide what it sounds like. It's an awful word
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@Jaloopa But is it as bad as
Grexit
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@RaceProUK Yes. Yes it is.
Lets just portmanteau everything that involves an exit. IDS resigning was an Ian Duncan Smexit, When I get out of my car it's a drexit. Taking a sword out of its sheath is a sexit
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Status Thread:
Taking a sword out of its sheath is a sexit
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if (fileName.indexOf(".exe") > -1) {
fileName = fileName.substring(0, fileName.indexOf(".exe"));
}.
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((snip)100 lines that do nothing with fileName)executeFile(fileName + ".exe")
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
CSS is more powerful than gettext.
That text isn't NLS'ed.
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@JazzyJosh said in The Official Status Thread:
That text isn't NLS'ed.
National Library of Scotlanded?
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> linden.js:2 POST http://linden.xkcd.com/edit s.request @ linden.js:2 s.handleSetLight @ linden.js:2 A.saveLight @ linden.js:3 w.component.handleDragUp @ linden.js:2 > Fetch API cannot load http://linden.xkcd.com/edit. No 'Access-Control-Allow-Origin' header is present on the requested resource. Origin 'http://xkcd.com' is therefore not allowed access. The response had HTTP status code 500. If an opaque response serves your needs, set the request's mode to 'no-cors' to fetch the resource with CORS disabled. > undefined:1 Uncaught (in promise) TypeError: Failed to fetch(…)
D:
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NLS may refer to:
Computing
- NLS (computer system) or oN-Line System, a pioneering computer system by Douglas Engelbart
- National Language Support or Native Language Support, in software
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Status: I wish I could erase my memory so I could experience Skyrim for the first time again, like this guy is doing:
GODDAMN ONE BOX BROKEN SHIT, click this link. <- seriously it's an awesome link
Also while typing that I sent like 40,000 HTTP requests to Twitter, WHY IS THE BROKEN ONEBOX SHIT STILL TURNED ON? TURN IT OFF! GODDAMNED!
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Status Thread:
Lets just portmanteau everything that involves an exit.
Now you know how Americans feel about putting "-gate" on all scandals. Enough already!
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@FrostCat Watergate-gate was huge.
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
Speaking of awful portmanteaus, my advice to anyone is don't go nosing around Sonic fandom shipping
That's probably good advice even if you're not speaking of awful portmanteaus.
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@JazzyJosh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB9JgxhXW5w
"They just add -gate? That can't be the system!"
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@FrostCat Who moved your post to be below mine, which takes it out of any context and breaking the post reply link?
EDIT: Oh, it wasn't actually moved, just a bug.
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Status: I just realized I uploaded my DayZ stream without running noise cancellation, and so there's this annoying high-pitched hum on it, and I think I threw away the original video file instead of backing it up and now what do I do!
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Status Thread:
now what do I do!
In the interests of science, obviously you need to record another 90 minutes of you playing DayZ. You can see if all the stuff you found was a fluke, or if they actually upped the item spawn rate.
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Real talk: How the fuck do you stop the editor opening fullscreen after you've maximized it once.
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Drag the arrow thingies
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@FrostCat The file was just in the recycle bin, good thing I don't use CLIs.
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@sloosecannon Because just clicking on the arrowthingies wasn't enough
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Status Thread:
@FrostCat The file was just in the recycle bin, good thing I don't use CLIs.
If you were on VMS, you'd have had the last version of the file, if you'd edited it. But then you'd be on VMS.
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Dude, this thread is just broken. Half the time the posts don't load, the other times they do but then jellypotato and you lose them.
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42k get
Of course that would be the post above this one because the site lied to me saying there were 41999 posts when I posted this post.
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@CarrieVS said in The Official Status Thread:
a thing grew while I was typing this
Stop surfing the forum and p0rn at the same time!
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
a breakfast cereal
I bet it contains a lot of fibers to facilitate the exit!
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Status: I went over to try.d to make some screenshots for one of the discodefinitions, only to find that discomarkBBCupdowncode that used to parse correctly no longer does. I feel like I should be surprised, but I'm not.
On another note, I think I need to go file a new NodeBB bug …
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Status: some of you might remember me complaining about internet connection not working in trains where it used to. So, today this huge glob of magenta rolls in (because T-Mobile), huge 4G stickers all over the train, you'd guess this one will have a working connection, right?
No access points. Zilch, nada. Well, at least they didn't give me false hope?
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Status Thread:
Lets just portmanteau everything that involves an exit
Needs more gate.
Filed under: gexitgate
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status:
feeling foxy
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Status: Apparently productions is in a never-ending state of development. (This is from the zombie machine I talked about recently)
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