The Official Status Thread
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7 eggs, that is an omelette pizza
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**Status:**strong text
I have a dog drooling on my foot while i try to get some work done....
Fridays are weird in the office.
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What
idioticthing will I spend my money on this month?Paying that company to take their stupid cat headphones back,.
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You Brits have Thirsty
ThursdayAny-Day-Ending-In-A-Y on that side of the pond?yes
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Just learned how to delete pages from domains I own from google results, through the webmasters console :-)
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@DogsB said:
What
idioticthing will I spend my money on this month?Paying that company to take their stupid cat headphones back,.
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Status: The nanny called in sick today. Looks like I am traveling with a 6-month old today.
There goes my plans for a 3 beer lunch.
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Zero Carb Pizza
This needs to be an actual thing that I can call my local pizza place and have delivered.
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STATUS I think I might go home early. I feel that I'm being ridiculed more than usual this week. =(
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I feel that I'm being ridiculed more than usual this week
Blakey has been in rare form this week it is true.
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STATUS I think I might go home early. I feel that I'm being ridiculed more than usual this week. =(
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I feel that I'm being ridiculed more than usual this week
The same week that you got those headphones?
edit: Damn,
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sorry, fresh out of cheese this week. try again Tuesday, i get my weekly delivery Tuesday and i should get a fresh stock of cheese then.
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Status: wondering about @blakeyrat and his possible distant cousin Blek le Rat.
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Does P=NP?
Obviously no. As you can see, P is one character, and NP is two characters. By the Pigeonhole Principle, you cannot fit two letters into one. Quod Erat Demonstrandum.
Alternatively, P=NP iff N = 1 or P = 0 ∎
Is the real part of any non-trivial zero of the Riemann zeta function 1/2?
Yes. See the 0 at x=1/2
Why isn't @morbiuswilters a @moderator?
I agree with whatever Morbs just said.
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Whatever do you mean?
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Blakey has been in rare form this week it is true.
I haven't had my weekly abuse from Blakey this week so no on that front.The same week that you got those headphones?
I'm leaning towards this but I will not relent!edit: Damn,
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I'm leaning towards this but I will not relent!
wait.... you brought them into the office?
are you crazy?!
i've got a laid back office and even I'm not bringing those in!
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Not quite a wood nymph though.
It's also a bolo tie, which utterly negates any coolness the jade carving might have.
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Made this for dinner last night:
Shredded mozzarella. Any mozzarella that is capable of being "shredded" isn't actually mozzarella, and probably isn't actually cheese. Ugh. This is mozzarella:
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@DogsB said:
It's good for morale!I'm leaning towards this but I will not relent!
wait.... you brought them into the office?
are you crazy?!
i've got a laid back office and even I'm not bringing those in!
At one of my last jobs I use to have a sock puppet that I use to bring out when I was annoyed with someone! Usually when they broke the build.
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Any mozzarella that is capable of being "shredded" isn't actually mozzarella, and probably isn't actually cheese.
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I have a dog drooling on my foot
There are worse places for the drool to land. Be thankful it's (assumedly) not the kind that likes to shove their snout in your crotch!
Filed under: Not talking from experience or anything...
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Shredded mozzarella. Any mozzarella that is capable of being "shredded" isn't actually mozzarella, and probably isn't actually cheese. Ugh. This is mozzarella:
Cut that in slices. Let the slices dry. Apply a grater to them.
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Be thankful it's (assumedly) not the kind that likes to shove their snout in your crotch!
or the other way around...
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By the Pigeonhole Principle, you cannot fit two letters into one.
Did you pick that up in an encyclopædia?
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Be thankful it's (assumedly) not the kind that likes to shove their snout in your crotch!
he would if he could reach it.
as a pug he's a bit too low to the ground for that.
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or the other way around...
To date, I am not the kind of person who actually likes to shove their snouts in a dog's crotch. For starters, I don't have a snout.
as a pug
Ah. That explains two things.
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It's also a bolo tie, which utterly negates any coolness the jade carving might have.
Them's fightin' words 'round here.
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That explains two things.
i can understand it explaining one thing, but what's the other thing it explains?
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Cut that in slices. Let the slices dry. Apply a grater to them.
It doesn't need to dry - you can apply the grater to it anyway.
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
Be thankful it's (assumedly) not the kind that likes to shove their snout in your crotch!
he would if he could reach it.
as a pug he's a bit too low to the ground for that.
And somewhat lacking in the snout front...
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Them's fightin' words 'round here.
Go right ahead. I'll watch from over here, where we know how to dress properly. (Not really. People who wear heavy coats and shorts when it's raining and barely above freezing do not know how to dress properly.)
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@OffByOne said:
Let the slices dry.
Why would I want to ruin perfectly good mozzarella?
Trying to grate them when they are still wet doesn't achieve the desired result.
Is that really such a strange thing to do? I like to keep grated parmesan and dried+grated mozzarella to use in my food for texture and taste.
ETA:
It doesn't need to dry - you can apply the grater to it anyway.
That didn't go really well when I tried it. The result was a white sludge with mozzarella taste.
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Our admin assistant/PM/application specialist whatever the fuck they're calling her today has a dolphin puppet. Like Pam's on Archer.
(I am Archer, if you must know. She is Pam.)
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Does that mean your boss is your mother?
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And his IT guy films bum fights in child-molester vans.
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That didn't go really well when I tried it. The result was a white sludge with mozzarella taste.
Works well enough for me.
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The dynamic is similar.
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You must be a very large fox for a pug to not be able to reach your crotch.
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even I'm not bringing those in!
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAH! Wimp.
I wore my headcrab hat once to my office. Made the newb scream.
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You must be a very large fox for a pug to not be able to reach your crotch.
i'm a lot larger when i'm bipedal,
besides do you have any idea how hard it is to sit comfortably in an office chair with a tail?
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Is that the latest season? I don't remember that.
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You must be a very large fox for a pug to not be able to reach your crotch.
Depends on positioning and location.
'd.how hard it is to sit comfortably in an office chair with a tail?
It's not hard (for certain types of chairs), but it definitely does not promote good posture!
What's worse is their solution is essentially to make it a stool! Arseholes the lot of them!