The Official Status Thread
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Only fifteen minutes until
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I think after 11pm, every minute feels like at least 30 while in the office :/
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Double it when you spend it waiting. Triple if you are looking at a progress bar.
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Thankfully, I was able to write code until about half an hour ago, when I officially became too tired to javascript.
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@Yamikuronue said:
Only fifteen minutes until
This is apparently the Emoji
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Status: reading the third all@company.com email about how to workaround the OpenSSH bug:
Email 1 from
Bla bla bla... bug... workaround:
$echo -e 'Host *\nUseRoaming no' ~/.ssh/configEmail 2 from
Woops, forgot the '>'
$echo -e 'Host *\nUseRoaming no' > ~/.ssh/configEmail 3 from
Think we should use ">>" otherwise it would be overwritten?
$echo -e 'Host *\nUseRoaming no' >> ~/.ssh/configJeez...
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Status:
/usr/src/asterisk-13.6.0/include/asterisk/channel.h:1181:2: error: incompatible type for argument 10 of โ__ast_channel_allocโ __ast_channel_alloc(needqueue, state, cid_num, cid_name, acctcode, exten, context, assignedids, requestor, amaflag, NULL, \
Argument... 10?
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Status: Off to buy some whiskey
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Also
channel.h:1181
That's a lot of LOC specially for .h file.
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STATUS fucking hell its only 9:18
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The error is also in macro expansion invoked from line 6160. The complete file is 11654 lines long. Joy.
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Status update:
chan_extra.c: In function โsms_send_newโ: chan_extra.c:6184:20: error: storage size of โdeflawโ isnโt known struct ast_format deflaw; ^
Oh, yay!
chan_extra.c:6184:20: warning: unused variable โdeflawโ [-Wunused-variable]
Wait... it's not even used? What the...
No, no, not deleting it, fuck knows what they did, this is probably just static analysis failing due to shenanigans.
This fucking card and their incompetent creators will be the end of me.
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Status: Delayed 20 minutes on a commute that takes 15.
Fuck Stockport, and especially fuck Pyramid Junction.
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Haha... the bikesheding continues:
Email 4 from
Thanks.
Email 5 from
Bla bla bla... that can cause errors if you already have hosts defined... bla bla bla... edit the file or do
$ echo -e '\nHost *\nUseRoaming no' >> ~/.ssh/config
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Come to Brighton, we have, um, different roads?
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STATUS The more I listen to Jeremy Corbyn the more I like him. I think I'm getting dumber.
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Must have been ESL induced pareidolia then. Anyway, thanks for the language lesson!
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I forget, aren't you Japanese?
I'm from Belgium. I mentioned that in my original answer to Blakey and it's in my profile. I'm even a member of the
area_bel
group!Put "deposit" in to GT, English->Japanese, and the 5th result is
I wanted to get the translation in the other direction: from my native language to English. Getting "deposit" out of Google Translate was the goal, not the starting point ;)
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Status: The idiots from our partner school literally just discovered that their current graduating class has a legal requirement that they have to have a minimum amount of science lessons.
Or they don't get to graduate.
And they forgot to implement those science lessons.
So my principal asked me if I were so kind as to give those lessons on top of my usual requirements - I'll be compensated for that, of course. I'm not a bastard so I agreed.
But seriously, how does one forget such requirements? It's not as if this appeared from thin air, it's been a rule for decades now...
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It's not as if this appeared from thin air, it's been a rule for decades now...
How long have the people running your partner school been running schools?
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@Rhywden said:
It's not as if this appeared from thin air, it's been a rule for decades now...
How long have the people running your partner school been running schools?
At least a decade. And before that, they were "normal" teachers.
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Status: Azure, when you fail to create an API App, how about you tell me the fucking error?!
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Status: Azure, when you fail to create an API App, how about you tell me the fucking error?!
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It's not wrong.
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Status: Azure, when you fail to create an API App, how about you tell me the fucking error?!
Update: Even better: just randomly suddenly fucking work when I change the payment plan setting.The new Azure portal sucks almost as much as
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Ah, no, that wasn't random. It was
E_MONEY_NOT_FOUND
error.
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The new Azure portal sucks almost as much as
I am now imagining that Azure's portal is secretly running on a highly customized Discourse instance
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Can't be; I've not seen a
504 OK
or aBody too similar
message yet, nor have I got a toaster telling me that others may like to have a say
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Can't be; I've not seen a
504 OK
or aBody too similar
message yet, nor have I got a toaster telling me that others may like to have a saymaybe, but the mental image made me laugh, so it was worth it.
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The key words were 'highly customised' meaning they removed the toasters and 504 OK and stuff, but there's only so much turd polishing that can be done.
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@RaceProUK said:
Status: Azure, when you fail to create an API App, how about you tell me the fucking error?!
Update: Even better: just randomly suddenly fucking work when I change the payment plan setting.The new Azure portal sucks almost as much as
Update: So it created the API app. With none of the settings I gave it. And of course I can't get to the settings to correct them, so now I have to delete the API app and create a new one.
Well done Microsoft for pushing everyone onto admin tools that don't fucking work.
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Warning: oci_connect(): ORA-$$$$: Insert coin to continue
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@RaceProUK said:
@RaceProUK said:
Status: Azure, when you fail to create an API App, how about you tell me the fucking error?!
Update: Even better: just randomly suddenly fucking work when I change the payment plan setting.The new Azure portal sucks almost as much as
Update: So it created the API app. With none of the settings I gave it. And of course I can't get to the settings to correct them, so now I have to delete the API app and create a new one.
Well done Microsoft for pushing everyone onto admin tools that don't fucking work.
Update: FINALLY. Got. It. Working. And all I had to do was create the API app again, find out it saved none of the settings I gave it, poke around in the API app fruitlessly for ten minutes, go to the API Host because it was the only thing I hadn't actually clicked by this point, poke around that for ten minutes, and finally stumble across where the settings are.
The essence of simplicity.
@accalia, any recommendations for a good rum?
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@accalia, any recommendations for a good rum?
Captain Morgan's 1671 is a pretty decent one.
not the best out there, but still top shelf and prety reasonable for being so.
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gin
To answer my own questions:
I have this one imported straight from Hamburg.
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"Uploading" gin? Never heard of that brand...
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STATUS Unhappy
The outsourced work has been brought in house... I have being chosen to take up the gauntlet and the outsourced are not being very forthcoming with documentation...
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It's from the 'image is too large to copy/paste and doesn't know how to tell you that it's failed' range.
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Well, it's clearly not Microsoft's fault none of these problems were found. The admin portal's been available in beta for months.
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It's from the 'image is too large to copy/paste and doesn't know how to tell you that it's failed' range.
Clearly experience talking
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Well, it's clearly not Microsoft's fault none of these problems were found. The admin portal's been available in beta for months.
And given the number of people that use Azure, the sort of issues I've had today will have been found hundreds of times. So why are they not fixed?
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Indeed, I had a number of samples of that vintage yesterday.
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Same reason Discourse hasn't fixed all its bugs?
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STATUS:
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, I'm like Polygeekery's work from home employees. Except with more jerking & underwear, less work.
Boss: Cartman, on Friday we'll have a big meeting with investors and partners, to present them the finished solution. Hope those features will be ready, because everything is already scheduled.
Me: Umm... sure boss, no sweat (shit shit shit)
Queue two days of frantic full day work. Made it just in time.
This work from home schedule is killing me, especially when I hate the project. Hopefully we will move in the new office by the end of the month.
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Must have been ESL induced pareidolia then. Anyway, thanks for the language lesson!
It takes an ESL person to realize it. I actually find such conversations interesting.
We grew up speaking it and stopped thinking about the words before age 10. Now we are like automatons, just conveying meaning without thought of the words we use to do so.
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I can't work from home at all. My entire home is setup to distract me and ensure that I don't think about work so I've rejected working from home completely out of hand at my current job. My co workers don't understand it at all. I bet they eat in bed too the horrible peasants.
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@Lorne_Kates said:
their favorite reproductive-health related blue pill.
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Deposit usually refers to money. Collateral usually refers to items. Deposit is half correct. Collateral is completely correct. </discussion>
Examples:
I had to put down a $1,000 security deposit in order to rent the apartment.
I left my Rolex watch behind with the restaurant manager as collateral while I went to the ATM.
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Give that man(woman/furry thing from Alpha Centauri) a