The Official Status Thread
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As far as usability goes, it manages to be worse. Occasionally.
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Status:
It's morning. I should be going to bed now, but I have to go out to pick up one of my uncles so he can say goodbye to the visiting family. So I'm sitting here with my tea bowl trying to decide whether to do something productive (read a linear algebra book) or waste time here.[poll type=multiple]
- Linear Algebra
- WTDWTF
- MOTIVATION_NOT_FOUND
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No idea; not read any of it
having perused it myself now.... don't bother
what? some fanfic writers are better authors than the authors that wrote what they're writing fanfic on!
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MultipleChoicePollNotFoundException
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Busted
I thought I'd just been an idiot until I saw your reply.
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[poll type=multiple min=4]
- Can
- You
- Vote?
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you would be surprised.
The pigs was going to the grocery store and came across some that bird eggs looked quite delish. He went to the bird and asked if he could by this delish eggs. The bird was actually very interested in the pigs, so she said, "I'll make a deal with you. Your big green cock for this egg." The pigs was overjoyed at the idea of getting this delish eggs for just a little bow chicka chicka. So the bird grabbed the pigs and licked each and every one of their cocks until they were drenched.
THE END
I see fanfiction.net standards haven't improved much since I went away.
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This language is disgusting. The correct term is "police officer".
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I see fanfiction.net standards haven't improved much since I went away.
.... they have standards?
honestly i get the best fanfic from reddit. some of those subredits are fantastically good at finding the good authors and fanatical about sharing them.
about half of them specialize in SFW stories too!
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This language is disgusting. The correct term is "police officer".
It took me embarrassingly long to get this joke.
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Q:Status: Whatever happened to SCCS?
A: became discourse
searching is at least as 'great'
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Status: I think @Onyx has overtaken me in this thread, post-wise
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If only there was a leaderboard of sorts...
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What do you think I was looking at when I had that thought?
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"I think" implied uncertainty
facts sarcastic remarks
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Come in this morning, and due to "high temperatures" the door is now propped open with a fan blowing cold air into it.
If an open door + fan makes cooling in that room more efficient... someone really fucked-up the design of it.
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someone really fucked-up the design of it.
Indeed.
The UPS room has neither cooling nor ventilation of any sort - I'm surprised it's taken the 4/5 years they've been in there for it to become a problem.
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I'm surprised it's taken the 4/5 years they've been in there for it to become a problem.
Because they never really worked properly?
Filed under: [BEEP](#beep) [BEEP](#boop)
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Because they never really worked properly?
They seemed to (in that they kept the power to important stuff for long enough for the generator to kick in) and if they didn't they were at least quieter about it.
*shrug*. Other than having to listen to the bastards at the moment, they're not my problem, nor is any of the stuff with power connected to them.
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Status: Way too many VMs on a single consumer 1 TB hard drive....slooooooooowwwwwww.
Status: 1 TB SSDs are only ~$400 these days!
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There's a crappy brand up on NewEgg for only $340: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820226596&leaderboard=1
Oh man the Samsung EVO is down to $397. The PRO is still pretty high though.
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I wouldn't get a Samsung Evo due to aformentioned performance issues with stale data. Whether that's fixed in the 850 Evo I don't know.
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Status: jinxing it:
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I wouldn't get a Samsung Evo due to aformentioned performance issues with stale data. Whether that's fixed in the 850 Evo I don't know.
I've not had issues with my 850 Evos but then I've only had them a couple of months.
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The issue is specifically with the 840's, I haven't heard of any issues with the 850 (yet).
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Me neither; I always get the Samsung PRO series. But still. Samsung is a brand with a reputation for quality, and even their lower-end model is under $400. Barely, but still.
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Breaking news! This just in: Messing with javascript breaks things. Did you know that if I ran in the script module window.alert("hello") It will pop up a window?! Obvious XSS guies!!!
I know the real issue is the server isn't doing validation, which honestly it should be.
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I moved 17 posts to an existing topic: Vote of No Confidence, because what better place to show off how the new polls are broken?
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From a thread blakey frequents to a thread he created?
BRILLANT!!!!!!!!
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Didn't fancy the topic about the broken polls?
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Dear Boomzilla,
This is a manually written message from TDWTF @JazzyJosh to inform you that your post was not hidden.
Your move post was flagged as off topic:The community - which is the status thread - feels like this move post is off topic to the OP which was "Status: Whatever happened to SSDS?".
If you don't hide your post, I might be forced to continue stealing jokes from @Kuro. Please consider this!
However if you move another off topic thing, the topic might continue having yellow colored posts until handled by the staff - and there might be further action, including mod abuse and blakeyquotes!
For additional guidance, talk to our very own @PJH.
Parp!,
JazzyJosh
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You piece of shit.
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Agreed. That was a dick move.
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I accidentally this topic and I see people giving many likes to @blakeyrat's pure-insult post. What happened?
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It's not a good hotel breakfast unless your arteries shirk a little.
I would be much more worried about my arteries shirking than I would them shrinking.
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I moved 17 posts to an existing topic: Vote of No Confidence, because what better place to show off how the new polls are broken?
From a thread blakey frequents to a thread he created?BRILLANT!!!!!!!!
Post must not be empty
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Didn't fancy the topic about the broken polls?
Oh...I saw "Vote" in the title so it seemed like a good match. BRB
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I accidentally this topic and I see people giving many likes to @blakeyrat's pure-insult post. What happened?
In a completely different topic, @blakeyrat got angry because he was wrong and instead of admitting that he yelled at me to move these "spammy" poll testing stuff out of this topic. There's no satisfying some people, because apparently my telepathy was on the fritz and I moved the posts to an inappropriate topic.
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Also, note the shitty pun.
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Status: 'Reading' the same set of posts three times because Jeffing apparently erases them from my mind
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Status: LOL
For reference, London Conspiracy is a no-name team who got in through the open to everyone in EU Qualifiers Na'Vi won TI1 and were in the TI2 and TI3 finals, although with a different roster than the current team.
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