The Official Status Thread
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Status: Trying to get something working the whole day. Not going well. Losing faith.
Rhythmbox randomly chooses to play a Flash Gordon theme song remix out of my whole library.
LET'S DO THIS SHIT!
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http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/512/mcs/media/images/82859000/png/_82859445_edmilibandresign.png
He looks like someone's just stolen his lunch
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second consecutive hung Parliament
Good idea; too bad you guys abolished the death penalty.
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He looks like someone's just stolen his lunch
Wasn't a bacon sarnie was it? (Or his brother's banana...)
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Status: The requirement was that, when a piece of functionality fails but doesn't return an description for the error, to replace it with a default message. I found this little treat.
if ((this.description == null) || (this.description.trim().length() == 0)) { this.description = "default message"; log.warn("description is empty, replaced with default messgae"); }
So the output is essentially:
An error has occured: default message
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Status: Stupid president stayed overnight like a street away from my office. Most of the roads are shut down, and they were expecting transit delays. I left early just in case, and arrived at my normal time. The street I walk down was blocked, so I walked around the blockage until I found the street where my office is, and the sidewalk there was unblocked right to my office door. I am now the only one here.
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Ok, I have no idea.
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Status: Started reading this topic about two hours ago, because I wanted to post my status, but now I can't remember what I wanted to post. All I can remember is that it was somehow related to DOSing the site by catching up with 3 days of /t/1000.
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Status: Why the fuck can't you iterate over this mustache?!?
Oh, let me guess - the answer is PHP?
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Status: For lunch I just had hot dogs covered with leftover Sloppy Joe. When I die of a heart attack, this will be the meal that did it.
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Status: Creating a custom food item in LoseIt to track that lunch that the VPs provided us because today is the epic deploy day.
i have called it:
BAD ACCALIA! BAD!
and made it worth 400 calories. i estimate that lunch while amazing needs me to take three of these to track proeprly.
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For lunch I just had hot dogs covered with leftover Sloppy Joe.
That sounds like a really bad case of heartburn.
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@Polygeekery said:
For lunch I just had hot dogs covered with leftover Sloppy Joe.
That sounds like a really bad case of heartburn.
it also sounds delish
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About an hour to lunch, here. I have hot dogs1. I have leftover sloppy joe. I'm not sure I really want to combine them.
1 However, I really should check the expiration date on the hot dogs before planning a meal around them
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Steak is great.
Red wine is great.
Even more steak is even more great.Today is a good day.
Yup.
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Status: easily amused:
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Ow.
I found the bug...
Yes, it was that stupid.
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Status: I'm sorry @Yamikuronue! I am a bad tester!
I just wrote a dummy method in a class:
public static void dummy(){ integer i = 0; i = i + 1; i = i + 1; i = i + 1; [Snip about a thousand lines] i = i + 1; i = i + 1; i = i + 1; }
and called it from a test to artificially inflate our code coverage over 75% so i could push to production (autogated; code coverage must be over 75% to push)
i needed to remove our DB triggers from prod to do this data load but that nuked our test coverage because third party contractor tested wrong (relying on the triggers being active).... and the data load needs to happen tonight! the codes going back once the data push happens but still!
i feel icky as a tester.... even though i know it's a patch till i can ream the contractor a new one.
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You should always have a way to send an emergency patch up bypassing the CI and normal build pipeline when the risk is high enough. TRWTF is that you had to wrestle with the tools.
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if the contractor did their teats right i wouldn't have had to do this.
if prod wasn't a hosted third party app (salesforce) i wouldnt have had to do that
not that i want to host our CRM inhouse either.
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Status: weekend starting now.
http://i.imgur.com/UF1vQAB.gif
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http://what.thedailywtf.com/uploads/default/21131/82432c9be989d0f5.png
Status: I was wrong. I may think I am still in my 20's, but my stomach never fails to remind me that I am closing in on 40.
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Status:
Someone
swappedchanged the titles of some threads...I think I know who...
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Status: Innocently whistling
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I was wrong. I may think I am still in my 20's, but my stomach never fails to remind me that I am closing in on 40.
Nexium, Tums, etc., are a thing, you know.
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Status: Wondering if this is a bug. I don't think that's actually the video's title. Just sayin'
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On a side note is this happening to anyone else or just me?[/size]EDIT: NVM. Looks like others are experiencing it too (d'oh.)
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You do. Trust me on this.
Status: I was wrong. I may think I am still in my 20's, but my stomach never fails to remind me that I am closing in on 40.
For some reason, I trust you less than I did after the earlier post.
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within there expiration
Seriously? How hard is it to get their/there/they're right?
ProTip: This time you wanted their. HTH. HAND.
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Is their a problem here?
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I'm not so sure they're is a problem…
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Ok than.
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Is their a problem here?
I'm not so sure they're is a problem…
Time to buy a vulcan, I see. No, I don't mean the green blooded kind.
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Your getting the eight barrel model?
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Time to buy a vulcan, I see. No, I don't mean the green blooded kind.
On an unrelated note, does anyone know any good smugglers or arms dealers?
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Do you need a load of hats moved, no questions asked?
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You mean a GAU-8?
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Unfortunately the Drake and the Haven are unavailable, and I lost the contact number for Serenity
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I'm not into guns, accidentally knew what the vulcan cannon is, so I honestly don't know.
And I used that excuse for a final troll. I'm done now.
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The M61 Vulcan is, by definition, 6 barrel. Weighing close to 250 pounds, and firing a 20 x 102 mm cartridge, it could possibly be mounted to a large vehicle.
The closest 8 barrel that I can think of is the GAU 8/A Avenger, which is typically mounted as the nose gun of the A-10 Thunderbolt II[1]. The GAU-8 weighs about 620 pounds, unloaded, and fires a 30 × 173 mm cartridge. Good luck getting that in a usable setup.
[1] When mounted to an A-10 Thunderbolt II, the Avenger comprises about 16% of the total weight of the plane. They have to take special precautions when removing the gun for maintenance so that the plane doesn't fall over backwards.
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Seriously? How hard is it to get their/there/they're right?
ProTip: This time you wanted their. HTH. HAND.
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Weighing close to 250 pounds, and firing a 20 x 102 mm cartridge, it could possibly be mounted to a large vehicle.
WAT. Your average minivan weighs close to 5000 pounds, probably. I'm sure you could weld together a mount out of roll cage pipe that would support it.
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The M61 Vulcan is, by definition, 6 barrel. Weighing close to 250 pounds, and firing a 20 x 102 mm cartridge, it could possibly be mounted to a large vehicle.