The Official Status Thread
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You may have my knighthood only when you pry it from my cold dead paws!
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Status: made a pull request
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âŠhow did I miss thatâŠ
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Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs...
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<small>Mmmm... omelette... brb hungry now...Status: eating a cheese & bacon omelette.
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I was already stretching the quote (I poorly remember myself) far enough. Don't think it even worked as it is, let alone if I changed the gender in it...
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Status: had to tell my boss that 2/3rds of my day was wasted because VS2013 and IIS Express suddenly and inexplicably hate each other.
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You didn't PR that issue did you?
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âŠyes.
I did PR a fix though.
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Oh, amazing Dicksores, it autoplays. Thanks.
Twitch streams always do, no matter where they are embedded.FlashBlock FTW
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Nope, only for iframes. Objects can set auto_play=false.
So TRWTF is Twitch for not allowing flash parameters in its iframes or Discourse not baking this as an HTML object. More than likely the first.
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Un-oneboxed.
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Yes.
Yes, you have.
You have become one of them.
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Status: My first (and so far only) Discourse contribution⊠had a bug in it.
..... not sure if happy or disappoint......
:-P
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@RaceProUK said:
Status: My first (and so far only) Discourse contribution⊠had a bug in it.
..... not sure if happy or disappoint......:-P
At least I fixed itâŠ
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ah. Happy then.
Status: Looking at the new Chromebook Pixel..... i think i want..... but do i need?
no, but i do want.
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Status: Today was one of the best business days I have ever had. Holy. Fuck. I am still beaming.
Not gloating, just celebrating. :-)
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If you're gonna buy a chromebook, buy a cheap one. I don't see the point in getting a fancy computer that's restricted to one program.
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Status: pull request accepted
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am I going to die now?
YES.
Also, there mould on bread and the mould on cheese are different types; you should avoid the bread type.
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One time at primary school (elementary for you Left Pondians), I noticed some mould on my sandwiches. My teacher insisted I eat them anyway because "bread mould won't hurt you"
I survived, but past performance is no guarantee of future success
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Status: trying to write wedding vows
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"You are the semicolon after my class declaration" ?
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you are the join in my SQL query. I want to select * from you
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You are the base class of my inheritance tree. All my methods depend on your interfaces.
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Status: downloaded about 900 free Paint.NET plugins and installed them. Paint.NET is... not happy about it...
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Status: FTLOG, if you do operations on a selected Item in a Listview, first check if there's even a selected item in it. It's not hard to do.
Or, you know, DISABLE THE FUCKING BUTTONS WHEN DESELECTING.
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Status: wondering how many programming references I could fit into my vows before my fiancee calls off the wedding
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Chromebook Pixel
Doing It Wrongâą.
buy a cheap one. I don't see the point in getting a fancy computer that's restricted to one program.
Also that.
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Chromebook Pixel
Looks nice.Also, found this at the bottom of the page:
Yes, we know there are five senses, but we donât recommend trying to taste or smell your Pixel.
If I want to lick something I own, then by Chaos I'll lick it!
Disclaimer: I don't actually own a Pixel
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Status: About to go to see a presentation "cuz we needs moar people", engineers are now like extras in a movie
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we donât recommend trying to taste or smell your Pixel
If you can smell it, it's usually the white smoke escaping from your electronics. Getting it back in is a bit tricky.
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Status: 32GB Nexus 9 for ÂŁ400⊠waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantâŠ
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The Windows Form that's in is just awful:
- Hardcoded manually composed date formats â
- Deselecting of items in Listviews not adequately handled â
- Listview column headers meaning entirely different things in all localized languages â
- Listview column headers mismatching with the columns' content â
- Information that should be shown isn't shown â
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Hardcoded manually composed date formats â
As much as the rest sucks this one makes my hair stand on it's ends the most.
Well, more so than usual. My hairstyle really doesn't go well with that figure of speech.
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Also, not Japan and Hungary-proof - instead of using a potentially localization-aware method - if we ever add that - of our User class to get the full name, it just does
user.FirstName + " " + user.LastName
.Good thing we don't have any Hungarian customers for that program, and the Japanese customer only uses it in some of their German branches.
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My hairstyle really doesn't go well with that figure of speech.
Plus it's being held down by a helmet.
@aliceif said:Hardcoded manually composed date formats â
Ow! OW! What the- oh, it's just my quills twitching violentlyâŠ
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Plus it's being held down by a helmet.
Am I gonna have to start using </ooc> and/or </persona> tags now?
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Am I gonna have to start using </ooc> and/or </persona> tags now?
âŠand another bad joke failsâŠ
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âŠand another bad joke failsâŠ
I got it, I was just wondering if I have to do it. I'm not always writing in goalpost-head capacity, you know.
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Whoops, forgot something:
- Column widths eyeballed in the Windows Forms designer and not autoresized â
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Status: wondering how many programming references I could fit into my vows before my fiancee calls off the wedding
I wrote a small C program to count the ways for you. Here is the output:
0 0 0 Segmentation fault. Core dumped.
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I wrote a small C program to count the ways for you. Here is the output:
0 0 0 Segmentation fault. Fiance dumped. ```</blockquote> FTFY.
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said:
I wrote a small C program to count the ways for you. Here is the output:
0 0 0 Segmentation fault. Fiancé dumped. ```</blockquote> FTFY.</blockquote> FTFTFY
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Then stop fiddling with its codepage
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@RacéProUK said:
@Onyx said:
@Mikaél_Svahnbérg said:
I wroté a small C program to count thé ways for you. Héré is thé output:
0 0 0 Ségméntation fault. Fiancé dumpéd. ```</blockquote> FTFY.</blockquote> FTFTFY</blockquote> <abbr title="touché'd">T</abbr>TFY
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@Jålóópå said:
@RåcéPróUK said:
@Ănyx said:
@MĂkĂĄĂ©l_SvĂĄhnbĂ©rg said:
Ă wrĂłtĂ© ĂĄ smĂĄll C prĂłgrĂĄm tĂł cĂłĂșnt thĂ© wĂĄys fĂłr yĂłĂș. HĂ©rĂ© Ăs thĂ© ĂłĂștpĂșt:
0 0 0 SĂ©gmĂ©ntĂĄtĂĂłn fĂĄĂșlt. FĂĂĄncĂ© dĂșmpĂ©d. ```</blockquote> FTFY.</blockquote> FTFTFY</blockquote> <abbr title="tĂłĂșchĂ©'d">T</abbr>TFY</blockquote> âŠOK, this is getting stupid :laughing: Also, I broke the code block.