The Official Status Thread
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
expect(this.AppStub.get.firstCall.args).to.have.lengthOf(2)
I have to say I don't find this "fluent" method chaining nearly as readable as whoever came up with it imagined it to be.
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
expect(this.AppStub.get.firstCall.args).to.have.lengthOf(2)
I have to say I don't find this "fluent" method chaining nearly as readable as whoever came up with it imagined it to be.
yeah. i'm not sure i prefer it over
Assert.equals
and friends.../shrug
it's what i chose for this project so it's fine.
at least i did decide to reject the library's suggestion to make only a single assert per test.... that's just bonkers. unless i'm getting paid by the line, then of course i'm gonna do that.
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Got the tests to pass!
The entire application fails to load. But the tests pass!
(Everything was working fine before I added tests.)
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Got the tests to pass!
The entire application fails to load. But the tests pass!
(Everything was working fine before I added tests.)
i know that pain.... all the tests pass, but the app no work.... yeeeep...... i know that pain too well.
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Fuck Maven. Fuck Sling. Fuck OSGi. Fuck AEM. Fuck Felix. Fuck Oak. Fuck JCR. Fuck XML. Fuck. This. Shit.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Fuck Felix
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
unless i'm getting paid by the line, then of course i'm gonna do that.
Sounds like a complaint to bring to management on this job
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
unless i'm getting paid by the line, then of course i'm gonna do that.
Sounds like a complaint to bring to management on this job
if i'm getting paid per line of code written i will be the most productive developer EVER
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@Luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@Luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@Luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:
@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
been blurred out
dildo's are always a safe bet
I'm going to set an HR Giger image as the replacement background so they'll wish they could see what was replaced!
You can get the same effect with ponies bro
Not really. Nobody said a damn thing...
they where probably not sure what they where seeing
Nah fam, they weren't even looking at the cams in the first place!
Filed under plausible deniability
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
i will be the most productive developer EVER
Splooshing code all over the place!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
i will be the most productive developer EVER
Splooshing code all over the place!
Splooshing you say?
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
i will be the most productive developer EVER
Splooshing code all over the place!
Splooshing you say?
It'll be a hot mess, one way or another!
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@Tsaukpaetra if you're hot, make sure you drink plenty of water. we dont' want you getting heat stroke.
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
make sure you drink plenty of water.
Liquids are cool.
status: carrying on conversation in the status thread while Alliance chat be all...
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
getting heat stroke.
It's strange, but true! Watch out!
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It's CSV except they rolled their own implementation that doesn't support quoting values.
I'm going to call the code that produces the values for it to consume something like
wishItWasCsv
.
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Java streams make me miss LINQ so much.
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Somehow I always click one of these icons when I mean the other.
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@error don't have them next to each other then?
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Somehow I always click one of these icons when I mean the other.
It's like and
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Fuck Maven. Fuck Sling. Fuck OSGi. Fuck AEM. Fuck Felix. Fuck Oak. Fuck JCR. Fuck XML. Fuck. This. Shit.
You, of all people, know perfectly well where the kink thread is!
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Java streams make me miss LINQ so much.
It's especially
funnysad when you remember they were made like 10 years after LINQ. How do you fuck things up SO much?Sun v. Microsoft might honestly've been the best thing that ever happened to the IT industry.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Fuck Maven. Fuck Sling. Fuck OSGi. Fuck AEM. Fuck Felix. Fuck Oak. Fuck JCR. Fuck XML. Fuck. This. Shit.
You, of all people, know perfectly well where the kink thread is!
#pickYourTortureDevice
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
expect(this.AppStub.get.firstCall.args).to.have.lengthOf(2)
I have to say I don't find this "fluent" method chaining nearly as readable as whoever came up with it imagined it to be.
Thats not too bad. Builder pattern is indecipherable after writing it and thats before you run the formatter over it.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@sebastian-galczynski said in The Official Status Thread:
perfect Polish
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My browser became slightly crazy for a second, freezing for a bit, then the sidebar becoming blank, closing, opening again.
Now I know why.
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Status:
just used this as an outage page on work applications we're taking down for maintenance.
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: A client called to complain about a fox with weird eyes. I have no idea what he's talking about, but fix it!
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
: A client called to complain about a fox with weird eyes. I have no idea what he's talking about, but fix it!
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@accalia if the IT industry had something like the bar association, I'd immediately report you for a crime of sending client error code for a server-side issue. Unfortunately we still live in technological wild west so the most I can do is yell at clouds (where the app in question is likely located).
There's a perfectly fine 503 specifically invented for this exact use case. Why won't you use it?
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Because @Accalia likes making the world more weird?
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@Gustav said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia if the IT industry had something like the bar association, I'd immediately report you for a crime of sending client error code for a server-side issue. Unfortunately we still live in technological wild west so the most I can do is yell at clouds (where the app in question is likely located).
There's a perfectly fine 503 specifically invented for this exact use case. Why won't you use it?
acctually.. i AM sending a 500 series http status code.
the hooman readable markup delivered is status 418 because lol. but the machine readable status is using HTTP503 return code. :p
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
Because @Accalia likes making the world more weird?
also this
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
the hooman readable markup delivered is status 418 because lol. but the machine readable status is using HTTP503 return code. :p
500 OK
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@Zerosquare
500 Server is getting a good talking to
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What's the HTTP error code for too many cartoon foxes?
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@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
What's the HTTP error code for too many cartoon foxes?
it doesnt' exist. because it's impossible to have too many.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
What's the HTTP error code for too many cartoon foxes?
571: Sticker overload
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If I could be bothered I would 308 ye to another thread.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
What's the HTTP error code for too many cartoon foxes?
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@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
And as a note to that, Costco already has their Christmas stuff out.
Here IKEA started selling advent calendars
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Status That's two tickets in a row where the PRs were dominantly just deleting things. Both added a couple of "as of <ticket>, <behavior> is no longer allowed" comments, but no functional code added. Those are the best PRs.
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Larian Studios: we fixed the bug causing the Shadowheart romance cutscene to be skipped
Me, who already missed it:
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
who already missed it:
Guess you're just going to have to round trip again!
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Larian Studios: we fixed the bug causing the Shadowheart romance cutscene to be skipped
Me, who already missed it:Go back through your 800 saves to the one right before the cutscene would play and watch it quick?
(I make too many save archives for story games.)