The Official Status Thread
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SMBC Comics said in http://smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=314 :
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The Bot Testing Thread is
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Also, is the forum software doing to the "(via: [link])" footer?
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Also, is the forum software doing to the "(via: [link])" footer?
IIRC it has something to do with the
abbr
tag.
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Status: Some days my phone charger acts like it's trying to drink a milkshake through a coffee stirrer.
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@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Some days my phone charger acts like it's trying to drink a milkshake through a coffee stirrer.
That must make a hell of a noise.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Some days my phone charger acts like it's trying to drink a milkshake through a coffee stirrer.
That must make a hell of a noise.
phone charger goes brrrr
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@Luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:
@Gribnit said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Some days my phone charger acts like it's trying to drink a milkshake through a coffee stirrer.
That must make a hell of a noise.
phone charger goes brrrr
Must be ; everything goes brrrr.
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Status: Unknown potential signal degradation detected brachial annex 1, unexpected uncontrolled muscle spasms noted in conjunction with anomalous pain events.
Automatic repair denotes resource contention is preventing full operation. Suggest physical investigation.
Marking possible link in cascade-complex issue.
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@Tsaukpaetra sounds bad.
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Status: I'm on CC in an email chain involving a colleague of certain nationality who confuses "This is how I designed it" with "This is the only way it could possibly work".
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@Gribnit said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra sounds bad.
Obviously something is broken...
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@Luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:
@Gribnit said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Some days my phone charger acts like it's trying to drink a milkshake through a coffee stirrer.
That must make a hell of a noise.
phone charger goes brrrr
Must be ; everything goes brrrr.
From the looks of it, it's currently the complete opposite.
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@Rhywden It's @TimeBandit and other time bandits finally thawed out and now accelerating down the highways with their Wankel rotors. Instant +10°C to climate
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status friggin newbies (and their mentors!) who don't bother getting tools set up right. Git LFS? Nah. I'll just check these files in without it. It builds, so it must be okay.
Gee. Thanks for screwing over all my branches now. (My setup knows these must be LFS controlled, so it does it's LFS thing. And now all those files are in conflict. Which makes simply checking a branch out ... interesting.)
It's too early for this shit. I haven't had sufficient quantities of caffeine yet. (And I need to get a filling replaced in an hour.)
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@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
tools set up right. Git
Oxymoron thread is, um, do we have one?
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@HardwareGeek We have a couple moron threads. That is, without oxygen.
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status Must not bite cheek. Must not bite tongue. Yes, I was just at the dentist getting some fillings replaced...
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Status: Not Zaharia. However, people have been sending me texts for 2 years trying to buy Zaharia's house. I have duly informed them that the portal, though sought for its power, is a heavy responsibility not to be shouldered lightly.
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@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
status Must not bite cheek. Must not bite tongue. Yes, I was just at the dentist getting some fillings replaced...
I have a Zyppah just in case for this reason.
Though it appears my mouth architecture has changed slightly since I used it. I wonder if it can be reformatted.... 🤔
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@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
status Must not bite cheek. Must not bite tongue. Yes, I was just at the dentist getting some fillings replaced...
That or you're trying to blot out stupid with pain.
I've spent 10 minutes looking at this and all I see is an elephant attacking pac-man with an eye patch while being chased by michelin man.
I'm turning off the laptop now.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: I'm on CC in an email chain involving a colleague of certain nationality who confuses "This is how I designed it" with "This is the only way it could possibly work".
Kevin? But he is not in your team, is he?
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Status Thread:
@PleegWat said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: I'm on CC in an email chain involving a colleague of certain nationality who confuses "This is how I designed it" with "This is the only way it could possibly work".
Kevin? But he is not in your team, is he?
The name has cognates in many cultures. By coincidence 99% of these occur on the Indian subcontinent.
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Status: Weird, maybe dying? Dunno. Think I missed some meds yesterday, considering how long the hazmat crew took this morning. And these awards I keep winning are driving me nuts, arrr.
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Status: Wondering if blizzard secretly installed an access gateway in my basement. My wow latency is now only 2ms. And here I thought we'd reached the absolute minimum when it was at 3ms.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Wondering if blizzard secretly installed an access gateway in my basement. My wow latency is now only 2ms. And here I thought we'd reached the absolute minimum when it was at 3ms.
FTTP?
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@Gribnit Yes. So that's ~100km, minus 5m of UTP, two NAT routers and a switch at my end.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Status Thread:
@Gribnit Yes. So that's ~100km, minus 5m of UTP, two NAT routers and a switch at my end.
Lightspeed is fuckin' magic, bro!
Maybe that's why it's so bright outside, there's lots of light (and heat) to spread around!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@PleegWat said in The Official Status Thread:
@Gribnit Yes. So that's ~100km, minus 5m of UTP, two NAT routers and a switch at my end.
Lightspeed is fuckin' magic, bro!
Maybe that's why it's so bright outside, there's lots of light (and heat) to spread around!
I have
inside
andoutside
as "the suite I work in" and "the rest of the house", respectively. Not sure what values you're using but both have adjustable lighting.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@PleegWat said in The Official Status Thread:
@Gribnit Yes. So that's ~100km, minus 5m of UTP, two NAT routers and a switch at my end.
Lightspeed is fuckin' magic, bro!
Maybe that's why it's so bright outside, there's lots of light (and heat) to spread around!
I have
inside
andoutside
as "the suite I work in" and "the rest of the house", respectively. Not sure what values you're using but both have adjustable lighting.I maintain my statement.
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Status: I think I may have done my job during work today...
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Status: Waiting for an 'Accepted for Build' email. This will signify all automation for this backport is running full steam and I can proceed to number 2 out of 7.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: I think I may have done my job during work today...
This turned to both be and not be the case. Not in a very interesting way.
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Status: Had my quarterly performance review at a local local coffee shop now that Governor Brown released all COVID restrictions. Went well, except for one thing.
Secondary status: My shirt smells like coffee. And it bugs me. I can't stand the smell of coffee. It reminds me of my 9th-grade Honors English teacher (who drank a couple cups per class and who I did not get along with...mainly because I was a total punk. But she was also rather "I'll tell you what your opinions are when I want to hear them.")
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Status Thread:
local local coffee shop
As opposed to local global coffee shop?
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Status Thread:
My shirt smells like coffee. And it bugs me. I can't stand the smell of coffee.
The smell of stale coffee isn't great (and is very different to that of fresh coffee). That's what washing machines are for.
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@dkf said in The Official Status Thread:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Status Thread:
My shirt smells like coffee. And it bugs me. I can't stand the smell of coffee.
The smell of stale coffee isn't great (and is very different to that of fresh coffee). That's what washing machines are for.
Fresh or stale, it's still all nasty.
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: It looks like you're trying to trigger @HardwareGeek and many others. Do you want to continue?
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@Zerosquare Meh. I don't mind the smell of decent coffee; it's the taste I don't like. And yes, I know taste and smell are intertwined, with most differences in taste actually coming from the odor, but the odor by itself isn't in my mouth triggering my "bitter" taste buds.
I'm not quite sure how the previous sentence could be made into QooC , but seems like it should be a candidate for it.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zerosquare Meh. I don't mind the smell of decent coffee; it's the taste I don't like. And yes, I know taste and smell are intertwined, with most differences in taste actually coming from the odor, but the odor by itself isn't in my mouth triggering my "bitter" taste buds.
I'm not quite sure how the previous sentence could be made into QooC , but seems like it should be a candidate for it.
I'm completely sure how. This one's gonna take a couple drafts tho, I don't wanna f it up.
Spoke too soon - first plan is still viable, but there's options here. A veritable specialty coffee cart of options.
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Status: It kinda sounded like something's on fire. Crackly-like. Then it kinda smelled like it. Now nothing.
I wish someone would do something about these goddamn birds.
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So, here's the real reason I thought Hades had more dialogue than Skyrim... Playing Ass Creed Valhalla, I noticed myself skipping as much of the dialogue as the game would allow.
Maybe if the writing was better. I noticed the Prodigy quest had "smack my bishop." How the series has fallen.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
So, here's the real reason I thought Hades had more dialogue than Skyrim... Playing Ass Creed Valhalla, I noticed myself skipping as much of the dialogue as the game would allow.
Maybe if the writing was better. I noticed the Prodigy quest had "smack my bishop." How the series has fallen.
Why troubled, English? 'Tis a fine pun.
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Status: Intentionally listening to Savage Garden. The next time somebody busts a bottle on their own forehead and comes for you with the stub, remember - I am intentionally listening to Savage Garden.
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I wish I could just pin the megathreads I post in.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I wish I could just pin the megathreads I post in.
But what would that spell for necromancy? The search step is essential there.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I wish I could just pin the megathreads I post in.