🙅 THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
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My shitlord sense is tingling...
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People who do "art" like to make up all sorts of fancy interpretations of their shit to justify acting like a kindergartner. I mean, the furry sculpture is kind of cool and creepy, but that sort of interpretation is just an example of someone bringing their own baggage into the situation. I see that, and I think it's challenging notions of proper hygiene.
I will admit that this interpretation is more grounded than the typical bullshit that gets said about performance art. Today's xkcd is pretty apropos:
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My thought exactly...
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Bad idea: Sending your bot to like every single post in a thread months after it started @nobulate
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ERR (in a robotic voice) does not compute, Invalid Selection.
Call it selective regression load testing
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He's not a bot. Just resuming his original activity from back in the day.
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Wow.
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[url=http://postimg.org/image/fibuzrdah/][img]http://s4.postimg.org/fibuzrdah/nob.jpg[/img][/url]
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RIP in pepperinos.
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The oreo one is not that bad at all.
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You could put them, like, right inside the TVs!
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You could put them, like, right inside the TVs!
We need them in the homes of senior politicians to detect when they're doing unspeakable things to children. Alas…
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55,000 pages (yes, pages) of emails.
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You could put them, like, right inside the TVs!
Which, for convenience, are always on? And have only one channel?
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Which, for convenience, are always on? And have only one channel?
We're more sophisticated than that. We've got many channels, all showing the same old shit on repeat.
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Alberta town bans swearing and yelling in public...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/taber-bylaw-a-public-swearing-spitting-and-yelling-in-alberta-town-1.2988992
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Facebook has removed the "feeling fat" emoticon from its social platform under pressure from online activists after a petition regarding the topic accumulated more than 16,000 votes. The petition demanded that the option should be removed as "fat is not a feeling" and it is a form of "body shaming hatred".
This was something you could only use on your own statuses, so you couldn't exactly take part in "body shaming".
The world needs to get a grip and stop pandering to Internet "activists" growing issues from non-issues.
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"fat is not a feeling"
Sezwho? So now we have to say something like, "feeling bloated?" Stop bloating the language!
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Also, I'm advocating for changing every WARNING with ACHTUNG. In my head, Warning sounds like "mind the bear outside, it might get cranky if you poke at it". Achtung sounds like "Oi! Smeghead! There's a fucking bear! Don't fuck with it or it might chew your head off!"
I actually think the company is british, and yet they name themselves 'smeg'...
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I have a suspicion that it went the other way around. As in, Red Dwarf taking the Mick out of Smeg by making it a swearword.
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Causality is a barrier to posting.
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No it's not. It already generated 3 extra posts, while it might not have went past your initial post if I never brought it up.
Science, it works! Complain!
Filed under: Yes, I'm milking the complain while it's still funny
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Red Dwarf taking the Mick out of Smeg by making it a swearword
Isn't it a shortened form of smegma, i.e. knob cheese?
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... possible?
Why did I have to Google that? I don't mind usually, but I just ate...
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To be fair, Tusk is probably the best teammate to have stuck on a cliff with you.
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New reality show:
Sex Box: couples bang each other in a sound proofed shipping container on a stage then exit to have their relationship evaluated by Botoxed sex and marital counselors while still post-coital.
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New
I'm certain I've heard of something like that some time ago....
:rummage:
Ah - yes - October '13. Over here. Ick.
Anyway...
In the meantime, the Italians come up with their own concept of the Académie française
The petition, called “Dillo in Italiano” or “Say it in Italian”, was launched by Annamaria Testa, an advertising consultant and communications expert.
It has the backing of the Accademia della Crusca, an Italian language research institute that is based in Florence and was founded in 1583.
“We don’t want to declare war on English but we do want to remind Italian speakers that in many cases there are convenient words in Italian that can be used,” said Claudio Marazzini, the academy’s president.
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I'm sure it's available in purple nevertheless. With the right theming.
Not compatible with Discourse, of course, a horse. At least not if you want to log in - ISTR trying it a while back.
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ISTR trying it a while back.
Here we go:
http://what.thedailywtf.com/t/svg-upload-test/7869/9?u=pjh
One Post, so naturally didn't one-box. Just confirmation of the above - no need to click.
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Updating your Win7 machine:
One of the operating system updates Microsoft released on Tuesday of this week — KB3033929 — is causing a reboot loop for a fair number of Windows 7 users, according to postings on multiple help forums. The update in question does not appear to address a pressing security vulnerability, so users who have not yet installed it should probably delay doing so until Microsoft straightens things out.
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>The update in question does not appear to address a pressing security vulnerability, so users who have not yet installed it should probably delay doing so until Microsoft straightens things out.
I would imagine a PC stuck in a boot loop ought to be perfectly secure, actually...
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At least Windows isn't crashing or anything like that.
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I'd some chips to go with this fish, but I don't think that the biggest catch you're looking for visits this thread...
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http://www.timesleader.com/news/local-news-news/152295409/
WILKES-BARRE — City police say a man tried to avoid arrest by rolling in dog feces.
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At that point, Franklin allegedly jumped to the ground and started rolling in dog feces. He then allegedly stated that officers could not arrest him because he is “covered in (expletive),” police said.
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Flawless logic.
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DELETE ALL THE EMAILS
The Clinton campaign said those emails that did not crop up in a keyword search performed by her team were automatically deleted. No eyes. No one to be subpoenaed. Just highlight all and press delete.
Wow. But not really that surprising.
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Franklin was taken into custody, cited and held until sober, police said.
Hopefully they gave the guy something to help clean up as the drunk tank is bad enough without having to share it with dog shit man.
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@blakeyrat said:
Flawless logic.
Seems like pretty shitty logic to me...