You know you've been at TDWTF too long when...
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"clawplach"!
Is that an attempt at Klingon?
Anyhow, you know you've been at TDWTF too long when your email misbehaves and you blame it on Discourse.
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Is it possible that @Zoidberg has too many phrases now?
maybe, but i'll admit that the day i admit there is such a thing as too many robots
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And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray
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You're asked to scan in a document, and you actually catch yourself starting to look for a wooden table...
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You use "buttumtion" as a word in regular (text) communication.
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TheDailyWTF does seem to have a lot of memes. Has anyone made a list?
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Three:
- Memes from all over TDWTF
http://what.thedailywtf.com/t/wiki-memes/917 - Some memes, some random bitching about discourse
http://what.thedailywtf.com/t/tdwtf-forum-faq/370 - Discourse memes
http://what.thedailywtf.com/t/discopaedia/3866
LISTS WITH ONEBOXES DO NOT WORK
- Memes from all over TDWTF
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From TDWTF Meme Dictionary Wiki
BustedTees ad campaign, circa start of 2008;
OMG! Has it been so long since that? I'm sooooo old
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Three:
FTFY- Memes from all over TDWTF http://what.thedailywtf.com/t/wiki-memes/917
- Some memes, some random bitching about discourse http://what.thedailywtf.com/t/tdwtf-forum-faq/370
- Discourse memes http://what.thedailywtf.com/t/discopaedia/3866
DISCOURSEDOWN LISTS WITH ONEBOXES DO NOT WORK, YOU HAVE TO USE HTML
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I just looked for the button on an email so I could express my appreciation to the person without writing a response.
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I just looked for the button on an email so I could express my appreciation to the person without writing a response.
If you do write a response, make sure you express your appreciation with
+<random Unicode character>
.
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I started a numbered list at "2." and expected Outlook to change it to "1."
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Spoken while playing Hyrule Warriors: "Fucking hell, why does it shoot two arrows when I pull the right trigger once?!".
My husband didn't find it nearly as funny as I did XD
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Ranting at a shitty utility company on Twitter the other day, I told them TDEMSYR
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When you almost send a work email consisting entirely of inline corrections and the word "FTFY"
Filed under: Yes I know it's not a word, INB4 initialisation vs abbreviation debate
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Hmm, I should have gotten a notification for this, but I didn't. @discoursebot
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@HardwareGeek - Days Since Last Discourse Bug: -1
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Hmm, I should have gotten a notification for this, but I didn't. @discoursebot
Never mind. I didn't realize there are two different threads with very similar titles. I should have gotten a notification if @RTapeLoadingError had posted in the other one.
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Days Since Last @HardwareGeek bug: 0
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YKYBATDWTFTLW your wife starts using your username as an appellation.
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Revive this topic?
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...when you have a bad day and describe your mood as @Arantor
Filed under: I have imposter syndrome about my imposter syndrome, No offense meant
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YKetc...
Your middle schooler has started playing Dwarf Fortress.
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Your middle schooler has started playing Dwarf Fortress.
Why did you let him read Ben's posts? WHY?
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Why did you let him read Ben's posts? WHY?
He first heard about it in a Minecraft book...
Then I had to open my big mouth.
I guess he's enjoying it. Although he said all he has managed to figure out how to do is build a stockpile of rocks.
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Although he said all he has managed to figure out how to do is build a stockpile of rocks.
.... if he starts programming an AI to play the game for him..... run.
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.... if he starts programming an AI to play the game for him..... run.
I dunno... wouldn't it be better to start bringing him Jolt and [more] Chips?
Then maybe I can tie an onion to my belt, retire and start watching Matlock that much sooner.
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...you miss the old out of order tags.
Filed under: Signature guy, agreeing with everything that morbs said, Morbs, I also miss
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I think someone wrote a "Filed under" yesterday where they did in fact fake random tag ordering.
My reaction to it was "ah, that's nice, but the CS wouldn't have put those tags in that order".
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My reaction to it was "ah, that's nice, but the CS wouldn't have put those tags in that order".
You know you've been at TDWTF for waaaay too long when...
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You guys have a thread about Dwarf Fortress and you didn't tell me?!
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Although he said all he has managed to figure out how to do is build a stockpile of rocks.
That's my main Minecraft skill.
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We figured you're kind of a one[1]-note Kibo and thus you'd find it eventually.
[1] maybe two or three.
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You know.... when you write this commit message.
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hmmm i can beat that.......
accalia@accalia_dt /cygdrive/e/svn/development $ svn log -r261 | sed 's/mylogin/accalia/ig' ------------------------------------------------------------------------ r261 | accalia | 2015-02-12 08:38:47 -0500 (Thu, 12 Feb 2015) | 1 line you remember that change you made in r255 accalia? TDEMSYR. ------------------------------------------------------------------------
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"You know you're @accalia when you talk to yourself in commit messages"
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been doing that for years.
what's really fun i'm told is listening to me have an argument with myself, as i am also wont to do on occasion.
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You look at a Brillage and wonder if it is a real word.
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Brillant.
Also, they seem to have a broken scroll thing as well.
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what's really fun i'm told is listening to me have an argument with myself, as i am also wont to do on occasion.
Who wins the arguments?
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one of my internal council. usually #47.
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Not #42? I'd think she'd have the answer.
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Not #42? I'd think she'd have the answer.
she does. but she doesn't talk much.....
Bald, wears a suit, kills people?
yes, no but an impressive collection of tattoos, unconfirmed.
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you remember that change you made in r255 accalia? TDEMSYR.
I did once use a commit message like this:
Remove crazy kebab from the premises.
It was when I finally managed to remove all reference to one of the nastier libraries that I've worked with.
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My favorite code comment was in forum software, and was addressed to a troll: "You think you're clever, don't you? Well, so am I." This was in code that detected his signature action and replaced it with what he really meant to say--I've told the story of that before.
On the old forums I think I mentioned once that a boss put "Quit dickin' around" at the bottom of an input loop in some before the days of event handling code.
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You see a license plate that says "HANZO" and you go for your camera to take a picture - even though you're on the off ramp of the freeway and have no chance.
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You use Belgium as a swear word in real life.
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I've found myself doing that too.
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I've found myself doing that too.
I've seen them do it on the news!
Or it was just political news ...